ELMO!

long time no...WRITE

2011-03-13T01:51:00.000-08:00

GOOD EVENING! IT'S 5:51 AND I'M TYPING MY NEW POST AFTER....VERY LONG!

today's programme was LUNCH AT ASTONS! how awesome! ordered black pepper fish, it was DEEEEEELICIOUS! spammed rachael's phone...quite boring...basically that's it. HEHEHE!

ok i'm bored. don't feel like typing anymore. BYE!

AGAIN!

2010-09-07T07:37:00.000-07:00

AH HEHEHEHE! today is 7th sept...that's like 6 months after my previous post..HAHA! what an accomplisment! today i went to BLOSSOMVALE to make toys for the kids in taiwan for rocs! it's SUPER FUN! sort of...not SUPER FUN but quite fun..HAHA! i made 7! i made the most out of everyone B-) hehe! *proud proud* i gave one to my sister! i smuggled one out! hehe! i gave my sister the polar bear on! haha the white one...i purposely made that one the nicest! AREN"T I NICE! *like duh* ok nevermind, i don't feel like updating anymore, i'll update when i feel like it again HEHEE

new post like finally!!

2010-03-24T08:24:00.000-07:00

HI!! AFTER DON'T-KNOW-HOW-LONG I'M BLOGGING AGAIN!!

STRESS MAN!! GRRR!! HOMEWORK IS PILING LIKE CRAZY, OVERDUE HOMEWORK IS FLOODING MY TABLE, I'M DROWNING IN A POOL!!! (OF HOMEWORK)

SCHOOL HOMEWORK SHOULD TOTALLY BE BANNED MAN!! AHH!!

miss wong LOVE giving homework...i think she's a mark-homework maniac. -.- she marks SO fast!! and she gives SOOO much homework!!!

i haven't even done the leadership don't-know-what thing...it was like due...when? haha oops!

it's 11.26 now, my mum is screaming at me to go sleep...but i'm NOT TIRED. (actually I am) I FINISH ONE OVERDUE HW!! MY ZUOWEN!! HAHAHAHA!! now must do the news crap... )): SADDD

today learning journey at marina barrage. it was AWESOME! (not) haha it's was ok lah..watching jan, celia, nadene and choo liying camwhoring is really fun. hahaha! and OMG the unglam pics of tan liting. HAHA

stupid bus driver. he freakin' bluff us! since me, tanliting, chooliying are like leaving from marina barrage, it's a loooooong way out so we ask the bus driver to drop us at marina bay mrt station, he say NO. he say he drop us at some bus stop and say 10mins walk to mrt station. "cross that traffic light, turn right" we followed his instructions and BAM. WE END UP WALKING TOWARDS THE EXPRESSWAY. wtheck...so we walk back, and be street smart. somehow we managed to find our way there, haha we were camwhoring in the middle of a tunnel -.- haha the workers are like "???" hahaha

I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN TO MRS LAU TOMORROW. I DON'T CARE (eh eh eh eh eh~) ahahaha!!

I'M GOING OFF NOW!

BYEE~~

the next time i post will be like...don't know when x) hahaha

-dahlia♥ hehe

2010-02-08T06:17:00.000-08:00

OMG I'M LOVIN 2010!!

IT'S SUCH AN AWESOME YEAR!

OK FINE FOR A HEADSTART IT IS...

HAHA

SHINEE CAME

...AND IS COMING AGAIN..

JUNSU IS COMING TO SINGAPORE WITH JUNHO

SUPER JUNIOR'S 4TH ALBUM COMING OUT

ON EASY MAGAZINE MARCH ISSUE SUPER JUNIOR ON FRONT COVER

WORLD CUP

LIKE WOOTS! HAHAHA!

YAY!

I'M LOVIN IT.

LOL!

DAHLIA IS BACK!

2010-01-13T05:33:00.000-08:00

HELLO PEEPS! I'M BACKKKKK!!!!

WHEE!

I LOVE MY CLASS. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I LOVE MY CLASS HAHA ALTHOUGH THERE'S LIKE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE BUT STILL I LOVE IT ON THE WHOLE HAHAHA

I'M REVIVING MY DEAD BLOG HAHA

I REALISE THE LAST TIME I UPDATE WAS LIKE ON AUNTY MIAO ZHEN'S BIRTHDAY LOL

I'M BUSY!

SO I'M GOING TO UPDATE LIKE ONCE IN A BLUE MOON HAHA I'M USING CHEEM ENGLISH

WOOTS!~

haha ok i'm not going to type in caps anymore although it's like so fun haha

i hate bee hoon's kuai le san fen zhong, IT SERIOUSLY SUCK LOH! what kuai le san fen zhong...it's like a TORTURE to us and kuai le for him...wtheck..so annoying

bee hoon likes to wear stripe shirts which is SUPER IRRITAING because during class he keeps on walking up and down and with that super stripy top makes me go super dizzy and have to keep on looking away...like wtfreak?!

chem has been ok because mrs lau is like super funny and nice

bio is FUN! haha i'm partnered with deborah! YAY! we played jeopardy for the first 2 lessons...haha me and liting were like one group and the others had 3 in their group...and liting and I, we got like the lowest points haha! stacey's group has like thousand plus and our group is haha 150...it's like 10x of ours haha!! but of course the exciting part is the last question where you bet your points...haha! obviously we bet all out points because it's like wth? 150! compared to 1000+ haha

kezia's group took the risk and bet all their points which is also 1000+ but they got the last question wrong so they ended up with the same fate as us hahaha, ZERO POINTS! lol!!

haha english is suckish...ednamode suck and i have NO IDEA how to spell ednamode...(see i can't spell) but it's pronounced that way...the stupid incredibles person...haha!

E-maths teacher is really retarded and lame...she cracks jokes that nobody laughs to...

A-maths teacher is super haha A LOT OF EXPRESSIONS...she stresses alot ahaha

I LOVE SS TEACHER! HAHA i don't know why but mrs choo is just super fun haha!

geog is super boring...ms wee is damn boring...but geog is super cool haha so i guess i should be able to survive for 2 years..

history teacher suck at teaching...he writes SLANTED! and he can't teach properly....everyone gets super confused haha!

g-dragon might be going to jail! for his inappropriate concert -.- ...such a rubbish excuse to sue him...and the penalty is a bit too heavy...1year and $___(i can't remember...)

i hate nickhun...he can't sing for NUTS! like seriously!

haha my class has a lee min ho fan! juefang! haha her file has like lee min ho's huge face smack on it and the background is like PINK...and it tempts me to get a dbsk one and super junior one..haha but obviously i won't go get one because i know i won't want to use it...haha

i love my sungmin calendar it's super nice! thanks my dear friend! haha

i'm super tired now and i want to sleep lol

tomorrow got ss test and chem test and i have no idea what to study for ss so i think i'm just going to fail...oh no.

haha i'm like typing super hard now haha and i think i'm going to spoil the keyboard haha!
gosh it reminds me of leeteuk in mystery 6 when he was typing on the keyboard like super hard...it's as if he's pounding on the keyboard haha! lol! i was wondering if he really types like that (or just for acting only) how many keyboards have they changed until they move to their current dorm...HAHAHA!

yuting lend me super girl album, esse lend me 迷 album...WHOOPEE! haha on sunday mathias will lend me genie album...haha! today siyue lend hers to liting haha! and liting is super clumsy handling the album LOL! haha

i'm cutting down on watching videos and i'm succeeding!! since start of school i haven't watch until any videos yet!! CONGRATUALTIONS DAHLIA!

am i typing super long? haha i don't know...

i suck at maths....

the stupid mastery programme thing other people got 90% and i got 60%...like WTSHIT?! and so now mrs tan (emaths teacher) pays like SUPER alot of attention on me...which is super weird...

haha ok i got cca tomorrow i should sleep le haha

i feel so accomplish now haha because i managed to update my blog after like how many days? after almost a month? haha

good night people!
chajayo!
sayonara!
annyeong!
wan an!
love, DAHLIA!

surprise surprise!

2009-12-13T07:55:00.000-08:00

HELLO! first of all...

AUNTY MIAOZHEN HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! YAY YOU ARE __ OLD NOW! HAHA HOPE YOU HAD A BLAST! HAHAHAH!

anyway i have many things to update.

firstly, the zoo trip thing i don't think i have the time..haha so i'll blog about it when i have the time and actually remembers what actually happened on that day haha

secondly, two days ago i had dinner with my grandaunt and family. my grandaunt knew that my birthday is like next week and i'm not in indonesia. and guess what. haha we went for dinner! ahaha during dinner, i mean before we even start eating dinner, the waiters and waitresses had this fireworks stick thingy stuck on a coconut which is really cool and the coconut is on some rolling tray thingy, and they pushed it to like our table..it's like some celebration sort..so i was like thinking, wah it's like so WHOO~ haha then i thought it was sherrine's...then BOOM! IT WAS LIKE FOR ME. i was like OMG! ME?! i was so shocked and surprise lah! haha then they bought me cake to so the waitress pass the cake to me and i put it on the table and they started singing happy birthday and other stuff...like potong cake and blow candles stuff like that haha the point is..IT WAS IN INDONESIAN so i'm like ??? haha! then we had like a super feng fu dinner of seafood! LOL haha

ok i'm going to continue posting other stuff some other day when i'm free haha yay!

good night people!

<3dahlia :))

haha woops

2009-12-11T01:41:00.000-08:00

haha i don't think i'm going to post about the zoo trip today since i'm going to my greataunt's house to stay over haha i'm super bored now.

just now my internet suddenly close then blogger also close right...haha when i restore this tab thing again everything disappeared -.- ahaha

i'm lazy to type everything over again haha

ok byee!
<3 dahlia (:

COINCEDENCE!

2009-12-10T07:47:00.001-08:00

LOL! HAHA I JUST REALISE THAT LITING'S IN VIETNAM AND RACHAEL'S IN VIETNAM TOO HAHA LOL!! THIS IS SO COINCEDENTAL HAHA

MAYBE THEY BUMP INTO EACH OTHER HAHA BUT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER..HAHA

OH GOSH I'M SO RANDOM. HAHA I'M SUPPOSE TO BE SLEEPING HAHA! I JUST THINK THIS IS REALLY COOL HAHA

LOL AMUSING.

taman safari!

2009-12-10T07:28:00.000-08:00

today i went taman safari! it's like haha SO FUN!

haha apparently i'm watching another movie on tv now so...haha i'm going to post about my trip to taman safari :) haha

this post is like so..haha redundant -.- LOL.

byee! good night everyone!
<3 dahlia.

MIGHT be extending hols...

2009-12-09T06:59:00.000-08:00

i'm watching mummy III now haha! awesome. haha

we might be extending hols...haha which is not very happy for me. ok not TOTALLY sad lah...but 30%? 40%? haha i want to go back to home! i mean the SINGAPORE home! haha!

ok er my sister wants to go to the zoo..we haven't gone there yet because of time constrain....so maybe tomorrow or what..

went bandung...and shopped at factory outlets! haha! but the thing is each factory outlet, my sister will buy like don't know how many clothes then i'll only buy like 1. haha

oh gosh the mummy show watch until now which is like really short and 3 people died already..wth..so fast..haha and now there's this ninja thing. -.- haha

yea then at night we stayed in a 2star hotel because we didn't want to stay in a 5star one haha!

my driver is like haha so funny! because it was like connecting room..and he was sleeping with my dad then my sister went iin and so my driver with shorts and a REALLY long shirt haha ok fine you might not think it's funny lah..but haha the sight was HILARIOUS and he's super skinny somemore haha!

ok err i don't care le. i'm gonig to continue watching the movie thing haha MUMMY III. haha

my mumm's nagging too. haha

bye!

dahlia.

going somewhere

2009-12-07T18:30:00.000-08:00

HI!

i'm going don't know where now...i think bandung or something...oh and the ZOO! hahhahaha
of all places but the zoo...my sister wants to go mah..haha i think i'm going puncak also..haha

LITING'S GOING VIETNAM TODAY, YI LU SHUN FENG YEA! (if she even sees this..-.-)haha

i'm using a super lousy computer now..and it's realy laggy..haha it's so lao ya..haha didn't post yesterday because didn't get to use computer..

yesterday me and my sister did A LOT OF WORK. we photocopied a lot of certs -.- some koi show competition cert thing..haha and we were like awing at the koi fish photos haha! it's like WOAH. it's nice..

went cipayung and bogor yesterday..it rained super heavily...and the ride there was like so long that all of us fell asleep...except for my driver of course...like DUH! haha! yea..then we reached cipayung and at the fish farm i saw a freakin' snake! oh gosh it's so gross...especially the way it slithers into the drain..and worse still it's WET. and i saw many frogs..tiny ones..they are really tiny! like around the size of my watch..as in the part where you see the time..haha

signing off le!

dahlia.

back home again!

2009-12-05T07:08:00.000-08:00

HELLO TODAY WAS ER NOTHING MUCH SO YEA. HAHA

THE SUPER NICE STUFF IS...(drumrolls)

HAHAHA MANY PET SHOPS WAHAHAHHAAHAHHA!

LOL. the puppies are super duper cute! it's like OMGOSH i want to take it out and cuddle it haha! SO CUTE! haha

ANYWAY. i don't feel like blogging anymore. good bye!

ok it's 5th dec!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAN LI TING!!!!! *POPS CHAMPANGNE*

love dahlia.

2009-12-04T07:56:00.000-08:00

ok i'm back from bathing haha! i was fighting for the laptop with my sister..haha it became VIOLENT. haha!

anyways i must admit that i am extremely prone to injuries..i got another cut today and i don't know where i actually got it from haha!

ok continue my story yea..!

er where did i stop..?

i have no idea.

ok anyway i need to sleep now haha have to wake up early tomrrow and I"M GOING TO THE BEACH HAHHAHHAHAHAH! ok so random. i'll update tomorrow lah i'm quite tired also haha and m mum's nagging at me to go and sleep haha lol

signing off now DAHLIA.

i love super junior and dbsk! YAY

back from karawachi!

2009-12-04T07:15:00.000-08:00

GOOD NIGHT.

I"M BACK FROM KARAWACHI! haha! so we left house at 11...AM...i think..around there lahs..and reached home at 10.22pm! haha! oh ye err INDONESIA TIME! haha i keep on forgetting woops! haha!

ok so this was what happened. left house...and again...we took like 1/2 to 1 hrs tiem to actually GET ONTO THE MAIN ROAD! haha! because there was this HUGE JAM like AGAIN...then there was flood...because of the rain from don't know where..hahaa and yea the water was totally GROSS...it smelt like rotten eggs!!!! OH GOSH!! haha ok ok then we got stuck in another HUGE traffic jam then we reached laguna...haha we can reach there faster than we expected because there was this don't know who VIP...some governer or minister i think..so got police to escort right and so all the cars must like move away for the VIP car to pass through...and of course we followed behind! haha so it's like the police kai lu for one whole string of cars..haha! whole string...did i use the correct don't know what english? haha! I DON"T CARE.

yupps then we reached laguna and waited for uncle ah sai..yea..ok then we ate...like ALOT and i vandilised the wooden thingy beside me using a TOOTHPICK! haha TOOTHPICK! and i can write super clear words -.- LOL.

ok then after we finish eating, we went to visit my greataunt who was supposedly at her hotel...and that hotel is like just behind laguna haha! as in the street haha ok so uncle saiman drove there and we got off we got off the car and went into the hotel haha! and my greataunt's secreterist(sp?) said she's not in, she's in the office yea so we crossed the street because the office is like just OPPOSITE the hotel...so we went in and i noticed the people inside working are like staring at us as if they are thinking "who the hell are they?!! (lots of question marks and exclamation marks) hahaha maybe that office place is like some ONLY FOR AUTHORISED PERSONNEL haha LMAO.

ok then we went up and OMG. THERE"S LIKE PUPPIES HAHAHA THEY ARE LIKE SUPER CUTE AND ADORABLE AND GOSH SO GUAI!! they are like PIGS! seriously! they sleep like anything haha and they ignored me haha until like they felt like playing with me haha ^^

I"M JUST KIDDING.
kidsing kidsing..hahaahhahahahah! i'm chatting with liting now and i typed a lot of "LOL"s hahaha

ok after visting..we went somewhere...we went karawachi..to visit my err another greataunt..haha and yea you know...the one i mentioned before...a P2 aunt and her mother is like my greataunt..YUP! haha

after that we went shopping at SUPER MALL! haha SUPER SUPERSUPER SUPER JUNI-OR hehehe.....

I"M GOING TO BATHE NOW. UPDATE AGAIN L8R!

shopping

2009-12-03T20:00:00.000-08:00

YESTERDAY! WE SHOPPED!

we shopped from like 3+ to 8+ near 9...haha! actually we are suppose to reach the shopping mall at like 2+ but there was like a massive traffic jam on the way so yea...obviously...we wasted alot of time on the road..hahah

yesterday we shopping for basic necessities...you know..like er shampoo, soap, milk, biscuits...haha because at home don't have enough haha! my dad says he might buy us chicks...but it's damn troublesome to look afer them...they shit ALOT! and they are super noisy! especially at night... and when it's like err...1 week old? it will have stronger wings and it can fly out of its carton box...and it would not be as guai...so we got more work to do like catching them back from running around the house or maybe even preventing them from tumbling down the steps -.- LOL.

ok i'm going out again...like now...yesterday we were suppose to visit people but that part of the plan didn't work..so we postponed it to today...now we are going to visit people then shop with my great aunt and aunt who is like P2? haha! lame.. -.-"' haha then visit more people haha! so today is like VISITING PEOPLE. haha

ok byee!

LOVE DAHLIA!

FINISH SHOPPING!

2009-12-03T07:37:00.000-08:00

HEY!

I FINISH SHOPPING LE! WE SHOPPED REALLY LONG HAHA!

I"M WACHING MONSTERS VS ALIENS NOW HAHA!

AT HOME :)) HAHA! BYE!

JAKARTA!! HEHEHEHE

2009-12-02T22:12:00.000-08:00

HELLO! I"M AT HOME NOW! HAHAH! I'M GOING TO TYPE IN CAPS TODAY! HAHAHAHA!

YESTERDAY WAS QUITE DUMB. ._. HAHAH!

OUR FLIGHT WAS DUE AT 4.45...BUT DELAY UNTIL 6.10 THEN FLY...STUPID RIGHT! IT'S REALLY DAMN ANNOYING. WHY? BECAUSE THERE WAS THIS HUGE GROUP OF PEOPLE. YES HUGE GROUP! HAHA!

I'M SUPPOSE TO BATHE NOW BUT MY MUM WENT INSIDE FIRST -.- HAHA

THE FOOD ON THE PLANE WAS ALRIGHT. IT WAS LIKE RENDANG AND RICE. THE CHILLI SAUCE WAS GOOD! IT WAS IN A PACKET..U KNOW..LIKE MACS CHILLI? HAHA I'M TALKING NONSENSE! HAHAHA

my sis was hogging the com just now...OH CRAP I'M NOT TYPING IN CAPS.

MY SISTER WAS HOGGING THE COMPUTER JUST NOW WHEN I WAS BATHING. THE WATER WAS SUPER COLD....BUT HAHA THE WEATHER IS SUEPR HOT HAHA SO IT'S PERFECT! YAY!! HAHAHAHAA!

CONTINUE ABOUT MY AEROPLANE STORY...
THERE WAS THIS FAMILY SITTING IN FRONT OF US...AND THE 2 KIDS WERE SITTING IN FRONT OF US..THEY WERE SUPER ANNOYING! LIKE PLEASE LOH!!! THE SPACE FOR THE LEGS ARE LIKE SMALL...I MEAN REALLY SMALL LIKE REALLY REALLY SMALL...I WONDER IF KOR KOR KELVIN SIT I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S GOING TO SURVIVE THE FLIGHT THERE....LIKE SERIOUSLY...THEN THE SUPER INCONSIDERATE KIDS SITTING IN FRONT OF US JUST MOVE THE STUPID CHAIR BEHIND LIKE A LOT! SO ME AND MY SISTER ARE LIKE O_O WTSHIT?!

OK OK CHILL CHILL. THEN RIGHT WHEN THOSE RETARDS WAS THINKING WHY CAN'T IT GO DOWN ANYMORE...THEY DECIDED TO TRY AGAIN..SO WHEN THEY PRESS THE BUTTON THINGY WE PUSHED THE CHAIR SO IT WENT BACK TO LIKE REALLY STRAIGHT AHAHAHA AND OBVIOUSLY THEY'LL BE UNHAPPY AND THEY LOOK AT US..BUT WHAT WERE WE DOING? WE PRETENDED TO BE ASLEEP x) HAHAHAHA! I'M SO SMART RIGHT! I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OK...HAHAHHAA

OK NOW I'M GOING SHOPPING THEN VISIT PEOPLE..SO..I'M GOING TO CONTINUE LIKE ERR....WHEN I'M FREE AGAIN? YEA HAHA!

BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE!!

LOL.

HAHAHAHA

LOVE DAHLIA :))

omgosh

2009-12-01T20:56:00.000-08:00

OMGOSH! I"M SO RIGHT!! MY BROTHER FINISHED MY LUNCH!

DAMNIT

in 2hrs time..

2009-12-01T20:18:00.000-08:00

i'm going to the airport at 2! haha 2pm! LOL 2pm...

talking about 2pm...yesterday liting tan told me a super sick thing. it's damn gross. haha! it's about a fan girl..a CRAZY FAN GIRL. like seriously crazy! she like wrote a letter...then..ok nevermind i don't want to continue typing...it's so gross..i can't continue..YUCKS!

haha! i'm going to buy lunch. now. I DON"T WANT TO!!! arghh..annoying

ok i'm back.

IT"S RAINING NOW! SHIT CRAP! HOW? NOW SO DIFFICULT TO TAKE TAXI.....!!! L8R TAKE AEROPLANE CANNOT SEE FENG JING. HAHAHA! omg i'm so lame. hahahaha!!

SUPER JUNIOR HWAITING!

haha i'm so random. LOL

did i mention before that zhijun, dianne and mathias' de korean words doesn't make ANY SENSE to me at all? haha! like really loh! i was like...??? wad? ahaha it doesn't make sense to me..haha!

let's give an example...zhijun's. it says "ji gun" does it make sense to you? hhahaha!

what am I talking about...

dong bang shin kiiii!!

annyeonghaesehyo chonun dahlia imnida!

haha I"M BLABBERING NONSENSE AGAIN.

i'm not eating lunch. i am suppose to. but my brother is eating my lunch. so what do i eat..? ._.

ok he's not eating ALL of my lunch.. haha he's eating HALF of it. but i have a really STRONG FEELING THAT HE WILL FINISH EATING EVERYTHING. hahaha!

ok i'll try and fight for the computer at home at night...so that i can use...somemore i can take advantage of my father's mood...he will be in a super happy mood..why? because we are there! but after like 1 or 2 days he will start to be like usual again...the scary mode..haha so must CHEN HUO DA JIE.

did i use the correct cheng yu? talking about cheng yu...I HAVEN"T DO MY CHINESE HOMEWORK YET! not even ONE!! haahaaa i'm so dead..DON"T CARE! i will ling shi bao fo jiao. WAH HAHAHA I"M USIG CHEEEM CHINESE!!! ...at the wrong time...

hahah!

ok i'm signing off now.

TATA

ZAI JIAN!

LOVE DAHLIA.

I LOVE SUPER JUNIOR!!!
I LOVE DBSK!!!
SM TOWN HWAITING!
(lee soo man should go and die! haha)

HEY YO!

2009-12-01T04:20:00.000-08:00

HELLOOOO!!

somehow the lee hyori's song u go girl is like stuck in my head -.- hahaa!

it's seriously stuck in my head LOL! ahahaha!

in less than 24hrs time i'll be flying off! in other words. in 24hrs time i'll be eatin dinner! somewhere...i don't know where...dinner time in 24 hrs..why? because it will be 7.30pm there!

TOMORROW I'M FLYING!! FLYING LIKE A BIRD! HAHAA KIDSING KIDSING..I'M FLYING OFF TO INDONESIAAA!! WHOOPEE! i'm going to buy like a lot of clothes to fill up the big empty spaces in my cupboard...and of course a JACKET! i desperately need one! haha! i'm having super bad hiccups now..haha

i cooked dinner today! and my brother thought it was my mum cooking haha! but my mum went out to buy bak kwa. how do you spell it... -.- hahaa

on sunday i pass mathias my snsd poster because i didn't want it and i caused chaos. haha i'm just exaggerating. haha! i meant like everyone got distracted and starts talking about the poster and mathias got pushed away ahaha i was just like "err heh heh" LOL.

my brother is playing MAN YOU NENG LI now. ahaha! my brother's not gonig indonesia with us so it's like his PARADISE. haha he's not going church this sunday..why? standard chartered..haha! this sunday a lot of people wouldn't be there...haha! so i think this sunday's programme might be a fail..which is quite sad..

now the cd is playing the SHEN JIE SHEN JIE SONG. haha!

shit. i told aunty alice i'll pass her the receipts this coming sunday but i'm not even in singapore coming sunday. haha! oh wells!

i'll try and post in indonesia..i'll find a computer and i'll use it. haha! lol...i can't wait to go back! AHHHH!! my mum says that it changed a lot....there's like a new road -.- ahaha!

oh yes! CAMP WAS FUN! IT WAS AWESOME. WE HAD FUN DESTROYING THE ROOM WITH JIN AND VANESSA. HAHA! PICS IN FB. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh kay byee!

zai jian!

annyeong~

I LOVE SUPER JUNIORRRR...AND DBSK!!! hahaha!!

-dahlia :)))

TUESDAY.

2009-11-24T18:30:00.000-08:00

hey.

i'm super sad. i woke up, ate breakfast, use the com.

my sister went to feed the hamsters. tuesday died. and of course, my normal reaction when a hamster dies is, cry. furthurmore tuesday is like my favourite hamster. my darling baby. ok fine, i know they are like super old already...14 more days and it's 2 years old already. a hamster's normal lifespan is 1-2yrs...snowy lived to 3+yrs..actually tuesday was sick already..it refuses to eat and drinks water only..

tuesday's body is like super stiff and cold and skinny..it looks just like dwarf...tuesday look exactly like dwarf when she's dead...(dwarf is the daddy, snowy's the mummy) my poor tuesday..

i'm super sad now, i'm going to be super depress..worse still tomorrow i go JB for camp...how to be super happy and euthu when my darling baby hamster died. i'm SAD.

YESTERDAY. went to kap meet up with marissa, joey and daphne! ate lunch, joey return the stuffs that we lend her for her Os, she also gave us her notes...then we decided to go daphne's house to BAKE! yay! so we went to cold storage. go cold storage need to pass by video ezy, so joey wants to rent a dvd..so she chose one and went to the cashier...hahhaha! the cashier person say must be 16 and above then can rent or buy..hahahaa! joey is like cursing away madly! in 1 or 2 weeks time she'll officially be 16! LOL!

we bought our stuff and went to daphne's house..which is at like CHOA CHU KANG. reach her house...saw her fish...which is like super tiny...like really really tiny...then went into her house. i heard she got A hamster. it's super fat. fatter than thursday..and it's younger than thursday also...
our baking was a FAIL. haha! so we were figuring out how to bake the cookies by trying to read the super tiny words..so we got everything ready! we poured in the flour thingy thing which already has chocolates inside..cracked the egg..poured vegetable oil...water...then MIX! which is like joey's one and only job...but she couldn't mix properly so i took over her ONE AND ONLY job. hahahaha! then we moved the mix to the table outside and start to plop it on the cookie sheet on the tray. it was so funny! haha! our first batch was somehow the best....but we forgot to add in the marshmallows...(we bought gummy bears for decoration too! INSTANT DIABETES) daphne says "quick quick press it down before it cools! quick it needs to melt!" hahah so funny because it DIDN"T WORK! haha! we pressed it into the cookies, and when we let go the marshmallows popped up again and we didn't manage to put it in the cookie but instead we made DENTS in the cookies haha! only daphne's one worked haha! butshe pressed it really hard so it's quite gross. ahahaa! our second batch, we decided to put in the marshmallows when it's half done so it will like be stuck on the cookie..and daphne asked "how about the gummy bears!?" hahaha! so we just stuck it in too and put it back into the oven...

WE FORGOT THAT GUMMY BEARS MELT LIKE RALLY FAST! AHAHA! WE PUT IT IN OUR POCKETS AND IT MELTS YET WE PUT IT STRAIGHT INTO THE OVEN TO BAKE WITH THE COOKIES!

haha! the gummy bears totally melted...when we went to check whether it's done already, we open the oven and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! the gummy bears had disappeared but we got puddles of coloured liquid hahahaha it was quite gross...haha! we made a huge mess trying to get the cookies out ahahaha! the gummy bears liquid thing stuck the cookies on the cookie sheet...haha! after we managed o get all the cookies out our fingers were all sticky and stuff..ahaha. our 3rd batch was not bad not bad...but it was rather wrinkled haha! we put in marshmallows only so no gummy bears...but the marshmallows made the cookies wrinkled! hahaha! it was quite funny...then we still have a bit of sticky mix left....so we decided to make a HUGE cookie! and it was really HUGE when it expanded in the oven...

oh oh, the cookies with the marshmallows..in the 1st and 2nd batch and 3rd batch are like..HAHA! "I see more white than brown!" haha get it? get it? get it???? haha!

so we put the HUGE cookie in the oven...took it out stuffed marshmallows on it...and the marshmallows looks like a SNOW MOUNTAIN! u get it? MOUNTAIN!?? haha! than we put it back into the oven..haha! when the marshmallows expanded, haha! it was a hilarious sight! it was so funny! the marshmallows are like overflowing hahaha! and it took super long to bake that cookie...why? because of the SNOW MOUNTAIN! haha!

ok i should do my homework...tomorrow go JB...haven't pack yet...my brother no better....ahahaa! don't care, at night then chiong lahs!

i'm still extremely upset over the death of my darling baby tuesday. I LOVE YOU TUESDAY! XING QI ER WO AI NI! SARANGHAEYO HWAYO-IL!!

i'm SAD.
-dahlia

BOOMZZZ

2009-11-18T20:11:00.000-08:00

HELLO! I'M GOING TO TYPE IN CAPS TODAY. BECAUSE. IT'S JUST SO FUN! HAHAHAHAH!

TODAY IS YING HAN'S BIRTHDAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YING HAN! YAY! *POPS CHAMPAGNE* *BLOW PARTY BALLOONS*

WAS SUPPOSE TO GO OUT WITH CELIA JANICE AND TAN LITING YESTERDAY. BUT OUTING FAIL. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! CELIA COULDN'T MAKE IT. HAHAHAHA.

MONDAY. CLARA'S BIRTHDAY. AND I TOTALLY FORGOT. TSK TSK TSK. I SMS HER. BUT I THINK SHE CHANGED HER NUMBER. OH WELLS. DON'T CARE!

HAHA!

TODAY'S A THURSDAY.

TOMORROW'S A FRIDAY.

SO FAST YEA

HAHA

IT'S 19TH NOVEMBER 2009 TODAY.

YAY.

WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT.

I WAS LIKE WTHECK? HAHA! IT'S LIKE CANNOT COMPARE TO THE 1833 ONE. THE ONE WITH 1000++ SHOOTING STARS THAT LIT UP THE WHOLE NIGHT SKY. HAHA! THEY SHOWED A PIC OF THE 1833 ONE ALSO. I WAS LIKE WOW. *BLINK BLINK* HAHA!

THE RABBITS LIKE CHRISTMAS BALLS. YOU KNOW? THE BALL THINGY THAT YOU HANG ON THE CHRITMAS TREE? IT'S SHINY AND SOME ARE GLOSSY? MINE ARE SUPER OLD SOME EVEN USE STRINGS TO WEAVE INTO A BALL -.- HAHA!

WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT TODAY.

THIS MORNING I GOT WOKEN UP BY MY MUM. SHE WAS NAGGING AWAY WHEN I'M LIKE STILL SLEEPING.....THEN I TRIE TO SLEEP AGAIN BUT THE STUPID STADIUM GOT DON'T WHAT SCHOOL EVENT TAKING PLACE OR SOME CRAP EVENT, THIS GUY STARTS SHOUTING INTO THE MIC SO THE NOISE VERY THE BOOMZZZ YEA. SO NOISY. THE GUY IS STILL BLABBERING ON. HE TALK SO LONG FOR WHAT I ALSO DON'T KNOW. NON STOP. HAHAA!

OK THAT'S ALL. OH OH

I FOUND OUT THAT MY HAMSTERS LIKE TO EAT KANG KONG. APPARENTLY, THEY SOMEHOW ATE IT. NO GOBBLED IT UP. WHEN I WAS FEEDING THE RABBITS. THEY SMELT IT, THEY MADE A HUGE FUSS, SO WE GAVE THEM A LEAF. A SUPER SMALL LEAF. HAHAA I HOPE IT WOULDN'T LAO SAI. HAHA!

FINISH BLABBERING. I WANT TO GO BATHE. HAHA!

NOW TO PLEASE LITING. A PICTURE! YAYY!!

HELLLOOOOO!

2009-11-17T02:29:00.000-08:00

BOO!!

scared you huh.

haha. i'm so lame.

first news.

THE RABBITS AT MY HOUSE ARE GETTING VIOLENT EVERYDAY.

second news.

I'M LISTENING TO ROKKUGO. (ok fine it's not much of a big news.)

third news.

I CUT MY HAIR. IT'S SHORTER THAN LITING'S, ALMOST TO LIYING'S LENGTH. BUT LUCKILY MY HAIR GROW SUPER FAST, YAY!

fourth news.

I GOT MYSELF TUITION AND IT'S NOT BAD.

ok finish. ahhahaha!

i cut my hair and it's getting annoying because it's short but long enough to not get into the freaking shower cap. haha! i'm crazy. seriously. over k-pop. ahahah! oh rokkugo finish! haha! my sister has been crazy over dramas. hong kong dramas.

OH BANG! IT"S RAINING NOW! IT"S SO HEAVY! (so PUB did not make a wrong prediction. monsoon season..)

yesterday went to aunty trendy's house, it's like wasting time there. so me and agnes manage to find something to make ourselves not so bored. we....(drumrolls)...SWITCHED ON THE TV!!! and...LISTENED TO MUSIC!!! YAYY!! *pops chamapgne* hahaha!

i forgot to bring my earpiece...dangs. luckily agnes did so we listened to HER songs. haha!

now i got another problem loh.

i have no idea whether i should go indonesia a not...i WANT to go...but...i also DON"T WANT to go...it's so..irony. haha! ahh! i have no idea..

THUNDER LIGHTNING!!

i meant the other way round.

haha ok good bye.

-DAHLIA the awesome one.

note: i love super junior and dbsk! yay! haha!

HOLIDAY!!

2009-10-31T06:20:00.000-07:00

YAY! IT"S THE HOLS! YAY!! .not.

ROCs 2 WAS AWESOME!!! HONESTLY IT'S AWESOME! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!

IT'S SO FUN LURHH!!!

MRS CHAN OWES ME AND LITING A BAR OF CHOCOLATE.

I'M AN IMPULSIVE SPENDER.

NOT.

CELIA IS ONE.

I'M BORED.

I LOVE SUPER JUNIOR AND DBSK

YAY!

CELIA LOVES CHANGMIN MORE THAN DONGHAE AND VICE VERSA

LITING LOVES RYEOWOOK MORE THAN JAEJOONG

NI HAO

HELLO

ANYEONGHAESEHYO

I CAN'T SPELL PROPERLY

TOMORROW IS SUNDAY

MONDAY IS LTC

UNTIL WEDNESDAY.

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SHORTS SO I BORROW FROM MEL.

I NEED A GREEN HAIRBAND BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE. HOW?

OK I WON'T ELABORATE ABOUT ROCS! KEEP IN MY MEMORY IS GOOD ENOUGH.

HAHA

I'M GOING TO WATCH VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE NOW

AHHH!! I'M ADDICTED TO IT. HAHAHA

I'M JUST EXAGGERATING.

P.S. I LOVE WRITING IN CAPS.

LOVE, DAHLIA :))

post exams

2009-10-25T02:53:00.000-07:00

HEYYY!!!! IT"S A SUNDAYY!! YIPPEEEE!!

yesterday was WEIRD! from morning until afternoon, celia kept bugging me to help her buy her DONGHAE HANDPHONE KEYCHAIN! yea and of course, the nice nice me helped her buy. SOMEHOW liting was at ps as well, she needed to buy her friend birthday present. and so somehow i managed to find her and then we browse around the shop for half hour and i went for my yamaha. haha! oh and yesterday lee min ho came what right? opening of etude house or something...and after the meeting session thing finish, shop also close already, there were still people outside the shop taking photos of a dark and empty shop. kindof retarded huh. i think so too.

today was CHURCH! played some don't know what which wanshui organised and hosted. it was quite screwed, and the incentive (sp?) and disincentive crap thing. the forfeit was quite gross. whichever team that lost had to eat banana split. the sauce thing was a mixture of ketchup, garlic chilli, BBQ sauce, sweet and sour sauce, curry sauce, mayoniese(sp?), milo powder and many more...can't remember what. and the sauces are from MACDONALDS! cheapo..

after that had comm meeting. it was retarded. and serious. and...yea. our leader; zhu xi still sleeping at home so he didn't attend. and i got hold of all the receipts for last week's programme, and i'm so scared later i lose it or what. $100+. cannot lose it.

tomorrow is ROCS. ok before that i'll talk about inter-class.

friday was inter-class. i forgot ALL ABOUT IT. aka, didn't bring PE shirt. but i wanted to play so i played in my uniform which was quite uncomfortable and stuffy. and i am able to conclude that I, DAHLIA YAUWAN, IS EXTREMELY PRONE TO INJURIES. i just played for 10mins soccer game and i earn myself 5 injuries. meaning every 2mins i get 1 injury. stupid.

ok tomorrow is ROCS2! YIPPEEE!! some how i'm looking forward to it and NOT looking forward to it. rooming with TLT, which should be ok. will be trekking some don't know where to see some waterfall...and climbing into caves to see limestone stuff and BATS LIVE IN THOSE CAVES MEANING THERE WILL BE BAT POOPS! and trekking will obviously have leeches...meaning leeches will be stuck on us..which is obviously DAMN GROSS! but i'm still looking forward to it.
tomorrow's programme is see some don't know what goat thing...i think is animal husbandry...goats...out of all different kinds of animals in this WHOLE world and GOATS. Oooo!! goat milk!! ahh...nice. ok that sounds comforting.
what else are we doing tomorrow..oh! wth...architectural designs of the traditional malay houses and the traditions, customs/culture.....blablabla...WHAT! we have hands on fabric weaving thing also!? aishh...

ok nevermind. i check the net and search for the resort we are staying in, it's looks quite nice..."swiss garden resort & spa kuantan" stupid lahs...we are checking in at NIGHT!

should i report in my jeans tomorrow? i don't know eh!! i seriously don't know. what i know is i'm reporting in my GREEN track shoes thing...i don't want to wear my canvas shoes; converse...it's too precious...i bought it with my hong bao money...i won't let it get contaminated! haha!
i tried to search for the malacca hotel but it keeps on telling me "internet unable to display webpage" SO DAMN ANNOYINGG!!!

i packed my luggage already...but i keep on thinking i forgot to bring something..BUT I CAN"T REMEMBER WHAT!! or should i say I DON"T KNOW WHATTT!!! ok nevermind. i'll just pray HARD. ok byee!

the next time i blog most probarbly will be about ROCs..ahaha! ok that's all.

BYEE!
P.S. pray for me. ^^

slacker ^^

2009-10-20T07:07:00.000-07:00

HI.

didn't go school today! my mum's suppose to come back today but somehow she couldn't board the plane so change to tomorrow. and the bad thing is i can't go and fetch her from the airport cuz the flight is in the morning. i'm sad. so. i have to wake up tomorrow by myself and i'm not sure whether i'll be able to wake up which is not a really good sign..

called liting today to find out about the papers they got back today, i didn't do well...i'm sad. oh crap. almost all is just pass, AHHHHH!!!!!!! HOW TO PROMOTE!!!! i'll have to redo sec 2, aka RETAIN...and do the stupid shit exams again...example like ART! i promised myself not to touch paint anymore after this exam...aishh...i guess i'll have to break my promise huh.

liting says that tomorrow we are getting back chinese and maths, i don't have a good feeling about it though...i find these 2 papers really hard...and probarbly getting back history as well which was REALLLYY difficult for me too...i feel so pressured now. no good no good.

i'm scared.

wo hen pa.

i think i should sleep early tonight or else i might not be able to wake up tomorrow morning...but it's only like 10.12!! it's TOO EARLYY!!! ok. 11pm. i'll go sleep.

today i had a conversation with liting PURELY IN CAPS...haha! it was quite fun...it's like we are shouting at each other...haha i'm just kidding B-)

i still don't feel good.
i have this really weird feeling..
don't feel good.
it's not right.
oh no.

one word: DIE, D-I-E.

haiz~~

good night :((
dahlia.

mood: scared+sad

))):

bored..

2009-10-19T03:18:00.000-07:00

ok.

it's 6.18 now.

and my brother's friends are still here.

not fun.

they kope the living room so i can't watch tv, meaning i can't watch star golden bell challenge and some ladder show thingy and teukie's in it! aish..

they've been here since 9 in the morning, and my sister feels awkward with my brother's friends...i don't know why...maybe because of..age gap? 17-11=6 6 years apart. oh and they are TALL. extremely intimidating...(huh! cheem huh!!)

_______________________________________________________________________

somehow, my eyes were very itchy and i went to take a nap..then fool around...and did other stuffs, and OH! it's 10.31 PM now! haha! ok i'm still slacking away...my brother is still OUTSIDE with his FRIENDS for dinner...tomorrow my mum's coming back...don't know what time...i think is afternoon...i lazy go find out what time lahs...not going school tomorrow, TLT helping me get my results *trembles* and instruct me what to do and bring on wednesday...ok that's all..NOT! but i'm lazy yea see...haha! i'm SLACKING! GOOD BYEEE!

haha!

POST EXAMSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

2009-10-18T04:37:00.001-07:00

HALIUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY HEY HEY!! i'm super high!
exams? BYE BYEE!~ ok now i'm scared. nxt wk we will have to choose our subject combi, report crap, blablabla. i don't hv a gd feeling about this! O_O oh no.

yesterday liting smsed me that kangin got another lawsuit don't-know-what crap again...some hit and run thing...last time is the bar table thing, haha! he's violent lah, can't doubt that huh~

my psycho level has risen.

i watch too much youtube videos le haha! it's so funny!! laugh like siao...

my parents went indonesia on thursday morning before we even woke up, my mum's coming back on tuesday..don't know what time...can't remember...so yupp! not going to school! i think the flight is afternoon one...haha! sit on the mrt...go airport...haha! this few days my parents not at home, believe me...me n my sis turn the house upside down. haha! ok the weather is SOOOOO WARMM!!! Oooo! i just felt some wind...oh. it stopped.

not having the mood to post LOOOOOOOOOOONG blog post...so yupp! byee!

continue mugging if exams are not over! JIA YOU!
ENJOY PLAYING! (like me :D)

~DAHLIA

F1

2009-09-25T07:02:00.000-07:00

HEY HEY! haha! the blog has been dead for quite some time...EOYs are coming...study study study..mug mug mug...YES I DO STUDY!! haha! didn't think i would huh B-)
liting ask me go watch riz low vid, GOSH! such an embarrassment...leopard PRINGS, zip-bras, horse-pee-tally-tee, yes i am studying...STEEL! wtheck...what nonsense loh...haha! ok whatever.

Today is i had to do some oral crap, it's some practice thingy that is ms newall requires...maybe her upstairs need bah..? and got around 8 different questions and ms newall chose for us lah! there's this question about your favourite band, haha! esse wanted to get that question SO BADLY!! but in the end she got some sentosa one..HAHA! liting and celia also wants but liting got cooking one HAHA! i don't know about celia...haha! AND the big news is..I GOT THE BAND ONE! ahahahaha! BE JEALOUS ESSE CHUA! muahahaha! x) when ms newall ask me the question i burst out laughing cuz the first person that flashed in my mind was ESSE CHUA! hahaha! so sad esse absent today...haha

Yesterday we had music but we did history instead cuz we are running out of time before EOYs, and the stupid teacher...omg..i hate her to the max man! We all changed our names like how we did to trick mark tan, so vanessa is xinyi i'm esse, esse's dahlia, bla bla bla! and esse was a bit ill at that time already but she said she was alright cuz during recess she felt sick that's all and then she got stomachache...etc etc...then the stupid teacher started talking about stomach flu epidemic going on now...stupid lurhh! then she started talking about diarrhoea...then she asked what esse's name was, and she said DAHLIA! and the teacher said, "oh dahlia! hmm rhymes with diarrhoea.." omg! seriously man! everyone in class was like "ohhhhhhhhhh....!!!!" i was SO MAD that i almost stormed out of the classroom...and at that time i was also chioing my sewing so i was like cluching my handiwork really tightly...grr...i was so angry...she shld feel lucky that she's a teacher, if she was some random student or friend i might just smack her face and give her a good thrashing...i'm so angry...i just can't stand people laughing at my name without limits, please! i don't mind like da-li-ah u no the chinese words..yea i don't mind that but when you say my surname as yao-wan like the chinese words i get pretty cranky...i'm still so mad at that...TEACHER! omg...i seriously want to start cursing now...!!

i realise i got the 2nd and 3rd album and trot album of suju, don't know how many albums (i think 8? 9?) in my dbsk cd and 1 SMTown summer album..HAHA! i love k-pop! ahaha! and haha! nevermind...can't be bothered.

oh oh i forgot. F1! IT"S FREAKING NOISYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm typing and outside my house is like VROOOOOM VRROOOOOOMMM!!! so annoying...then when there's getai woah even worse...haha! don't feel like typing anymore haha!

GOOD BYEE!! long time before i post again yea! haha!
tata~ (haha i just remembered delia is pretty blind haha! font ENLARGED!)

2009-09-07T06:54:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHA! i see that blogger is once again...SCREWED..! I think my com is really...ill? or should i say...internet explorer...
my hotmail is screwed, facebook is screwed, gmail is screwed, and obviously blogger is screwed...my life is so screwed.. >:(

my phone is like..err...dead? no no not considered dead yet...it's like paralysed..like a vegetable kindof thing??..
my phone's sensor-y part is not working anymore...and it's the MOST MOST MOST crucial part of the phone!!!! it's like the up, down, left, right, call(green and red), sub-menu and internet(which is not important lah)...freak loh! can't navigate up down left right is like...gosh...and it can't call either. i press press press the number then i call (this was before my sensor-y parts died) no dialling sound...the recepient talk i cannot hear, i talk recepient also cannot hear...retarded eh?
i'm going to bring it to the doctor aka samsung office thing..HOWEVER i don't think it will work by just repairing it...please...so now i'm still USING my phone...and this thursday i'm going to LY's house...wonder how am I to communicate with my parents...feel like cursing now. I think i'm going to use my grandma's phone..HAHA! even more retarded...i don't even know where the charger is...or the earpiece...ARGHH!!
i love SUPER JUNIOR!! DBSK!! SNSD!! but! i'm not addicted...AND...~~I HATE 2PM!! yes sarah! i hate them~~...sorry lah but i really don't like them..ok lah i'll be nice, i'll STRIKE IT! strike only! i'm nice huh...haha!

i'm still pissed about my phone and computer and also __________ grrr....

good bye and good night

-dahlia
mood: angry, pissed, annoyed

aching body...

2009-08-29T05:45:00.000-07:00

this is so annoying...i'm freakin pissed...

anyways...today went to ps...met up with liting...we were supposed to buy teachers' day gift...but...we didn't buy anything in the end -.-
haha!
i don't know why but my whole body is aching like crazy, my fingers can't straighten properly, i can't straighten my arms and legs properly...my head is like feeling ever so heavy...basically my whole body feels weird. i don't know why.
ok back to ps. reach ps, saw liting. liting just came from her church service thing and she was wearing...short shorts and flip flops a t-shirt..i was like "are you sure you came from church??!" haha! like please...
ok so blablabla...nvm don't feel like blogging anymore.
to sum up, i got a present for jan but no teachers' day present at all so i'm resorting to cards, i bumped into daphne, aunty kelly and family at ps, went home good night.

i'm so pissed...

DLIA"S PRANK!

2009-08-24T04:38:00.000-07:00

HAHA! omg haha! i seriously tricked dlia until she freaks out. LOL! i thought it was pretty obvious so that proves that my acting is good B-) haha! ego ego~ the slap on my shoulder turns out to be a sms prank..HAHA! the awesome dahlia!(: after i got that slap on my shoulder i use my sister's phone to spam dlia's inbox, which brings me to my next point! I FORGOT TO BRING MY PHONE!! which was kind of stupid..cuz i left it charging -.- ok back to the story...
i use my sister's phone and typed "hihihihihihihihihihihihihi" i can't remember whether there's so many but NEVERMIND! then she came back down from don't know where so she took out her phone and O_O "omg!? who the hell is this?!" she see the number and sees my sister's number. so OBVIOUSLY her first thought is DAHLIA YAUWAN!! so she came up to me and went "eh, you change number ah?"
"no! ********! didn't change what..!"
"don't lie"
-my sister burst out laughing-
"DAHNVI! what so funny?! i say my number only what?!"
-dlia moves over from behind me to beside me-
"do you (pointing to my sister) have a phone?!"
-my sister wriggles around- -.-
-i take out my sister's phone-
"WHO"S PHONE IS THAT!!"
"er..my dad's??! i forgot to bring mine!"
"then you know who this is??!"
-show me the number which was my sister's!-
"??? who is that?! *dlia stares* no ah..my dad's phone number is ******** hoh!!"
"very obvious lah! don't lie lah!"
"huh???"

ok canteen scene ENDS

in the bus, smses dlia
"i see you walking back to your hostel with you friend carrying a red bag"
-replied sth-
i didn't reply back
-uses marissa titus phone to call-
HOWEVER i'm like smart enough to guess it was marissa titus phone number...cuz she was walking with her mah..so my sister nudge me and show me her phone which was flashing marissa's number...so i ask liting
"eh, is this marissa titus phone number??"
-checks phone, then nods head-
HAHA! dlia teo..i'm not as stupid as you think man...
and so many smses were sent out and received..i introduced myself as Roger Muhamed Ali. and is from miri (luckily i remembered dlia's hometown) and didn't see dlia for 3 yrs and complains how can dlia forget me! hahahaha!! dlia says, who are you, oh so your from miri, but i'm sure muhamed ali is not your name blablabla and then she wants to trick me to give away myself by asking, why are you in singapore for and cuz i keep on don't pick up her phone call she say why i don't want to pick up her call if i have nothing to hide...HAHA! come on man..
i replied, "oh my phone is faulty, it can't pick up calls and also make calls and i'm in singapore to visit my aunt" HAHA! then she replies some crap and also asked WHERE DOES MY AUNT STAYS..i wanted to type horne road but then i change my mind and typed pek kio, near novena. gosh..she replied back are you a SINGAPOREAN! then keeps on saying she still don't know who roger muhamed ali is...bla bla bla...OH OH! when i first introduce myself as roger muhamed ali dlia replied saying i sound more like a terrorist -.-''' omg haha! ok ok then i could tell she's freakin out and probarbly even hyperventilating...then i replied HAHA! IM" DAHLIA YAUWAN! HAHA!

but seriously man..i thought it was damn obvious for her to know it was me..HAHA!

OH OH!! I PASS HISTORYYY!!!!!! I PASS BIOOO!! I PASS CHINESE OVERALL!!!!!! but still damn lousy :'(( so sad huh..

tmr is merchant of venice play, must act out..and i'm LANCELOT THE STUPID CLOWN!! i start with SOLA SOLA, WA HO HA, SOLA SOLA wth...what kind of rubbish loh...grr
celia lend me her suju cd. yay.
ok that's all. i need to go eat fruits ^^ haha!

byee!
~dahlia

HAPPY NATIONAL DAYYY!!!!

2009-08-09T01:38:00.000-07:00

First i'll say

HAPPY NATIONAL DAYY!!!!

then i'll say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARISSA!!! YOUR OLD NOW!! OLDER THEN ME!! HAHAHA!!

ok yes. finish.

haha! today's like NATIONAL DAY and there's no national day mood. sianz...haha! ok nvm. i don't feel like blogging anymore. bleh. aft common test bah. haha! WEDNESDAY!! GEOG COMMON TEST!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! common tests start again...again again again...so sad :(( haha

ok nvm
today was so fun
shopping with mel and steph.
FUN! haha
ok
lazy blog le.
if lucky steph n mel will blog bout it. then can go there read cuz i lazy le mah. HAHA! ok
byee!

-DAHLIA is my awesome name!

oh blogger's not screwed anymore!

2009-07-29T04:14:00.000-07:00

I feel extremely retarded now. I’m like typing in Microsoft word and later i’m going to copy paste into blogger because i think Microsoft word’s space bigger…HAHA yes i know…it’s retarded…ok whatever.
HEEHEE
I have no idea how to do my film review which is supposedly due yesterday, and HAHA! Ms newall postponed the due date to tomorrow, and a lot of people was chiong-ing their film reviews on Sunday night so they are like quite pissed…haha!
Today in school i didn’t feel well, actually is from physics until art. During physics i suddenly felt like vomiting so i was hugging my bag trying to prevent myself from vomiting, i seriously have no idea how that actually helps…it’s just like so natural…when i felt nausea i just clutch my bag super tightly. During recess i was feeling even worse, marissa and liting keeps on questioning me whether i’m ok a not and they keep on trying to convince me to go sickbay..ok then i gave in…went to the general office..marissa and liting were like walking in front and i’m like staggering behind -.- haha! In the general office, the lady ask me to pass this slip of paper which i think is some form thingy, just pass it to the lady in the art and craft room which is just another name for isolation room because the isolation room is the art and craft room! Obviously right…!! So went to the room, attempted to pass the paper to the lady in the room…but the lady ask me stupid questions which i don’t know at all…retarded lah..and it turns out that she wanted a teacher’s acknowledgement…chai…say earlier mah…talk so much bullshit..she actually wanted form teacher…mrs chong…and she’s like in 2D which is 4th floor! Gosh…this don’t feel well person being made to climb back up to 4th floor where she just came down from -.- rubbish..so i ask co-form can a not..she say ok so went to find mdm salinah in her malay room which is at 1st FLOOR! And mdm salinah ask me lots of crap again…then went back to the room. And because i’m not sure about my temperature so mdm salinah wrote on the form thing to ask the lady in the art and craft room to take my temperature, and because of that the stupid lady made a big fuss out of it, idiot lah..oh did i mention that marissa and liting has been with me all along? Ok anyway they were like accompanying me and complaining like me about the stupid lady..and when i return the paper to lady she sent Marissa and liting back to class…so not politely! Arghh. Then the lady took my temperature and made me sit down on this table. Alone. Normally that kind of table is for 6 people to sit and now 1 person per table. Nice huh. So boring. I tried to sleep but it was so not comfortable. So i gave up i just lay down, actually it’s just my head. And all the while in the room the lady is being damn annoying to the other girls especially this particular primary kid. Lol. At 12.05 the lady sent me back to class because i told her i don’t’ want to go home so she sent me back when she THINKS i’m ok le. Well of course i’m not lah…my head was still spinning and etc etc..ok back to class it was Chinese and i have no idea what they were doing. According to liting the people in class were quite concern like what happened to dahlia?! You know…yea that kind lah…keeps on asking how am i, ok a not, am i sick, bla bla bla. Now i know i’m friendly B-) hahaha! Lol…during art i screwed my super nice drawing when i painted it. So sad loh :(( i draw so nice then i paint like shit..gahh. ok then assembly. Then end of school. And lots of crap happened, then go home at 3pm. I was waiting for my sister, my mum called and we walked out since my mum called and say she’s outside school already. GOSH! It’s so HOT outside!! Can die from heatstroke mans..and then we got into the car. I think it’s because of the heat because my head started spinning and couldn’t see things properly. Ok whatever then i decided to just sleep. So i slept, reach home the carpark. Woke up and my head hurts like hell! It was just soooo painful. What a bad headache i had. So when i stepped into my house i lied on the sofa and somehow i fell asleep. I woke up and my head still hurts like hell! I seriously don’t know whether to school or not tomorrow…but i hate pon-ing school! Actually is i never pon school before…

Hai ya, see first bah see later if i still feel weird a not…i feel giddy again…but i still haven’t do my homework yet!!

Ok nevermind.
Bye!
Stay healthy! ):
~Dahlia (:

STILL SCREWED

2009-07-27T03:17:00.000-07:00

oh gosh. blogger's still screwed and now even my font is screwed..lest say the size.

anyways i have decided to stop using short forms but of course slangs can't help it what...HOWEVER! some words like BECAUSE are just too long.. so haha! this is where short forms comes into good use :D

ok enough of that. jin says that blogger is too screwed for her to use so she has decided to blog in wordpress instead...wise choice jin! but i don't care though...i'm still going to survive with blogger :))
i didn't blog for not very long so haha! that's so random...

just now it was raining damn heavily, raining cats and dogs (p.s. raining cats and dogs reminds me of my primary 1 thought, thinking that raining cats and dogs is really cats and dogs falling from the sky, and that's rather creepy..) and the playground downstairs my house looks like a pond -.- like not e WHOLE playground of course...like this small part...it's like a pond. HAHA! throw some ducks, lily pads and frogs and tadpoles and maybe some fishes? haha! it'll look exactly like a pond only that the supposedly pond bed or whatever you call it is cement x) HAHAA!

on friday, it was...LOVEMG '09!!! whoopee! hahaa! i didn't think of going actually...but daphne smsed me like can't remember when...oh on thursday after my cca which was like after..6pm? yups around that time. she smsed me whether i want to do filming for lovemg...and i was like trying to give some excuses which is totally rubbish then she told me "aiya you have to do it right? since it's like 4s job.." HAHA! so what ever loh...i said ok and so i was down to do filming for lovemg, that's the story of how i actually went for lovemg :) it was quite stupid. why? lovemg starts at 7pm, food is served at 6pm. i'm suppose 2 reach at like 5.45 to meet joey and daphne...i am to leave house at 4.30 cuz that time normally has LOTS AND LOTS of cars so i was quite confident there would be traffic jam...but SURPRISINGLY! there isn't one!! so yea...i reached at like 5.30...AND that doesn't count other really hilarious things that happened on my way to school. i was walking to the bus stop, and my bus takes like more then 20mins to come if i am to miss e previous one, so while walking i was keeping a lookout for the bus, when i was nearing the bus stop i saw my bus! so obviously i ran to the bus and hop on to it. i simply have no idea how i sit on the seat, the bus was quite empty so i found a seat and wanted to sit down when the bus jerked and i hit my knee to this super sharp part of the seat, i still don't know what it is...and so i earned a scratch with blood of course and a blueblack -.- so pathetic...ok that's ok. i have no idea how I CAN MISS THE BUS STOP!!! like oh gosh...i missed the bus stop so i alighted at KAP and walked back to school...sian loh.
ok enough of that. i shall skip skip skip! bahh!! so many things to skip..
the altar call was super long and laggy and emotional...joey was training me and daphne was sitting on a table staring at the video cam. we ate dinner in A classroom and it was quite fun! we were tackling with our dinner -.- the rice was so hard, the chicken is so difficult to cut, the veg is so huge, only the fish was ok. AND THEY DIDN"T BRING US DRINK!! bleh.
and i accidentally kicked until the tripod! HEEHEE! so pai se can...heeheee! and i was smsing mel when she replied and it wrote "did you see miss wong?? did you see her biggest regret of her life??" HAHA! the "biggest regret of her life" is refering to her hair! haha! actually it was quite ok lah...and surprisingly miss wong can still remember me AND my name...and she can even recognize me FROM THE BACK VIEW of me!! cuz i was in the alumnae room hunting for a socket to charge batteries for the video cam and i was looking under a table when i heard someone said "hi dahliaa..!" and i realise it was miss wong.HAHA!
ok ok blablabla...lots of SUPER FUNNY things happen and HILARIOUS STUFFS...hahaha! i juz can't be bothered to type anymore lah..

ok since i'm like bo chap already, i shall decide whether or not to post tomorrow...or tomorrow tomorrow..or tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow..or whatever..HAHA!

tatas!!
~dahlia v(",)

2009-07-22T02:34:00.000-07:00

HELLO! there's sth wrong with my blogger thingy...it's simply SCREWED!! like normally it's like err...u no e normal kind lah..but now? it's DISTORTED!! i don't even no where 2 change e colour n other crap, e buttons r like gone! pfssh! so annoying! somehow i found e typing box...that's why i can type -.- HAHA!

ok since my blogger is SO SCREWED! i shan't type much.

haha!

ok byee!!

~dahlia!

the AWESOME BBQ!!!

2009-07-13T05:21:00.000-07:00

YO YO!

yesterday was SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER

FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

omg! seriously loh!! me n melody DID WANQI'S HOMEWORK!! ESSAY HOMEWORK!!!

wanqi's homework=JC homework=RJC homework=EXTREMELY DIFFICULT HOMEWORK

yea ok..

wanqi typed out her essay...(typed n print? or tchr give..) and at the bottom she's suppose 2 write e conclusion. so she took out her work and juz like lightning her paper's gone.

WHOOSH!!

she turn n see me n melody running away with her work so of cuz she started screaming n shouting then she gave up.

melody, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO RUN! but she ran like mad...scared me 2 death man...

anyway, we got e paper, we found a CLEAN table, 2 chairs n got 2 work.

1st we wrote.

(printed)conclusion: (written) THERE IS NO CONCLUSION)

n so we were veri proud of our work and so we went 2 show it 2 ppl! our 1st viewer was DIANNE!

so we showed it 2 her n she said :" wah lao! at most you can only get one mark loh! cuz of e pen ink..."

me n mel went o.O

so we got e paper back n blancoed everything off, n we wrote other stuffs.

melody copied a bit from e essay thingy...LIFTING...leme tell u bits n pieces of it.

from the fact that basic science proves that chickens are cute..... fish likes fish food ......yellow is a nice colour. i'm a construction worker. therefore there is no conclusion.

HAHAHAHA!! i can't rmb 2 whole thing...whole thing MUCH funnier...OH! n e PS..

PS: i deserve to get at least 10 or more marks over 10 or more marks because of my pen ink and my beautiful handwriting. :)

HAHAHAHA!! so we showed it 2 everyone...n daniel yeo got hold of it n he went 2 fold it up -.- LOL! n u can hear wanqi screaming away at e background...

HAHAHA!!

then we started bbq-ing...den praise n worship...den games...den eat again...den tidy up..

HAHAHAHA!

PANG PANG HAS SEXY LEGS!! HE SEDUCES GUO HUI WIF HIS LEG 2 COME INTO E ROOM TO FIX THE COMPUTER AS IT DOESN"T WORK THE WAY WE WANTED! HAHAHA!!

cuz he dropped RAW MEAT on his jeans so it stinked n it's of cuz...GROSS...n on tat fine day -.- i returned her FBTs 2 her...so she has it wif her lah! den she offered e FBTs 2 pangpang...HAHA! HE WORE IT! N HE LOOKS OBSCENE!! HAHAHAHA! especially when he uses his jeans to cover his legs...4 duno wad...n he looks like he took off his pants -.- HAHAHHAA!!

ok ok..

n MATHIAS" MENTAL SUMS ARE SIMPLY AWESOME!!

yes yes...claire agrees 2, dianne oso, my bro n daniel too...HAHAHA! wanqi 2...we were all like WOAH! cuz ytd's game involved some SUPER DIFFICULT mental sums n MATHIAS CAN DO IT IN LIKE A FEW SECS!!!!!!

gosh...

HAHA!

i'm tired of typing le.

OH YES! WE PRANK CALLED YTD B4 E BBQ!! DAMN FUNNY!! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! JIN IS NO BETTER! MELODY HAS NO CHOICE BUT REFRAIN FROM LAUGHING!

oh n

YUHUI, JONATHAN, AND GANG STOLE MELODY'S HARVEST! N THEY ASK ME 2 MAKE ONE 2 SO THAT THEY CAN STEAL MINE TOO! STUPID LAH! THEY CLAIMS TAT IT'S ADDICTIVE!

haha! i hv one now! :D it's juz 4 fun lah..

SUPER FUN LAH YTD!!

IF ONLI TMR CAN HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!!!

OUR SPECIAL BUT STUPID N SILLY STEPHANIE WAS UNABLE TO JOIN US AT THE AWESOME BBQ CUZ OF HER PIANO RECITAL! SO RETARDED! N NO STEPH, I'LL B SUAN-ING U! I'LL TRY NOT 2 (meaning i won't try)

HAHA

ok i'm really tired le

tmr got geog test

on topo maps

i'm still un-prepared

but i'm prepared 2 fail though

n my math pop quiz i'll b doing my duno how many corrections

i bet more than 60..

stupid lah

one question wrong correction 20 times

shucks

n daniel seow says china bans facebook

poor thing

can't get into contact then

unless msn

buti can't be bothered

wednesday

chinese test

need to memorise proverbs..or is it caleld idioms...cheng yu

20? n also the meaning

shit

also the han zhi.

so i'll fail tat part too

overall

i'll juz fail e whole paper

-THE END-

-DAHLIA!!

YOUTH SUNDAY

2009-07-12T06:55:00.000-07:00

2DAY IS SUPER SUPER DUPER DUPER FUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes yes...ABOSOLUTELY FUN! one of e funnest day of my life...seriously..

in the morning...woke up at 7.20...i was suppose 2 wake up at 7..-.- then blablabla...since i'm suppose 2 reach at e same time as my bro so i decided 2 wait 4 him...so blablabla...n my bro woke up super long -.- so we ended up reaching late for church...i was suppose 2 do zao dai...yea it's fun lah! we were like "fighting" 2 give the paper thingy....HAHA! and melody didn't know my bro wore specs -.- HAHA! ok then... .... ...yea and somehow i manage 2 spot daniel seow, i was quite shock lah! like come on! he's suppose 2 be in shanghai wif his wife!? n so we went 2 check it out...and we realise that he came back cuz he needed 2 settle his visa card thingy..HAHA! ok whatever...then we were playing with eleanor...then we talk talk talk...and finally programme started...we were suppose 2 watch this suepr short movie...which is like 38mins? yea..the movie is nice lah! it's like e main character, the dad is telling his son about his encounters with the devil with tat random pair of old specs...n on e old specs is written something like, one chosen man's vision of the devil..something like that lah...it's damn creepy e show...yea e picture of e devil is SUPER SCARY!! seriously man...i got freaked out, even the guys did...n wanshui ah...ah here ah there...purposely one de loh.. -.- haha! then we got rev goh 2 talk to us about the movie and other stuffs.
after that, at around 5pm we will be having bbq 2 celebrate all the not-so-hard work and preparation for this youth sunday..HAHA!! SUEPR FUN LOH! ok ok b4 that...wanqi went home, steph got 2 go cuz at night she got piano recital :( meaning she didn't join us 4 e bbq...D: yea...b4 going 4 bbq, we went bugis, we wanted 2 hv KFC 4 lunch, but we were seatless so we went food court instead, the food is SUPER EX!! gosh..1 plate of chicken rice is like $4!!! oh gosh...BUT the seat is super squishy :)))!! hahaha! then we finish lunch...and we started walking around bugis and we found out that bugis street is building the 3rd level...how we know? w esaw them installing the escalators and other stuffs...and around 2pm, we went 2 my hse to change mah...i needed 2 take my clothes loh...yea...then i took my hw n we went macs 2 do...n den at like 4? yea we went bk 2 church and went 3rd flr, we were looking 4 unlocked rooms, we found one but was occupied by the JC n sec3 clique...so..ok loh...we continued finding n found another one :D yay! and jonathan was telling melody that they stole her harvest..HAHA! so lame loh!!

at 5pm, we went downstairs cuz bbq le mah! ok shucks my mum chasing me 2 slp le...n OH SHIT! I HAVEN'T DO MY CHINESE HOMEWORK!!! LAO SHI IS GOING TO KILL ME!!! NO SHE'LL TORTURE ME WIF HER MEANESS THEN KILL ME USING THE SLOW DEATH METHOD!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK OK CALM DOWN...
breathe breathe breathe...
i'll think of an excuse or juz chiong tmr lah...gah..i'm juz going 2 die lah!

ok since i'm being sent 2 bed i'll blog bout e bbq 2day...SINCE IT'S JUZ SO MEMORABLE!!!
(be jealous and envious stephanie chee wen fang..)

funny jokes

2009-07-10T19:49:00.000-07:00

i was looking through my email n looking at other ppl's blogs, then i saw e hijack email which is like..so..RETARDED...n claire's JC light bulb thing...n i tink is quite hilarious..HAHA! oh n e ah beng one..n since i'm bored..i shall copy paste here. HAHA! :D
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HIJACK

NEVER on the plane!
After a month-long holiday in the US,
my wife and I finally boardedthe plane in San Franciscolast Sunday heading home.

As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switchedoff,
a 6 ft 3" black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the frontrow got up from his seat,
turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, "HIJACK!

"Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen.
And two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him
when another voiceanswered from the back of the plane: "HI JOHN!"

The moral of the story is:If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane.
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haha retarded huh...
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Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it

.Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The whole school. To compete with RJC

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer, wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5JCs

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC students to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they’re able to change it ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a ligthbulb?

A: None. They'd prefer it to be darker. (Hmmm, raises eyebrows)

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?

A: A TJCian

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.

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funny right? hahaha! it's like so amusing loh...

shld i find e ah beng one? ok i'll go hunting in my email :)

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> Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

> Friend: Really, what is he studying.

> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

> ==========================================

> Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

> ===========================================

> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?

> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

> =========================================

> Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'

> Wife: How do you know??

> Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,

> Oh GOD! U have come again.

> ===========================================

> Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,

> except the TV in my house.'

> Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'

> Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

> =========================================

> Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'

> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

> =============================================

> How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases

> the board.

> ===============================================

> Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast

> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would

> be hot.

> ==================================================

> Ah Beng was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and

> Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

> ===================================================

> Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

> Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

> ===================================================

> Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense

> Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

> =====================================================

> Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'

> Servant: 'It's already raining.'

> Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

> =====================================================

> A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not

> in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

>
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>Ah Beng: God, how long is a million years to you?
>God: It's like a minute.
>Ah Beng: How much is a million dollars to you?
>God:Just like a pence.
>Ah Beng:God, can i have a pence?
>God: In a minute.

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stupid right? this one is from dlia teo...i go hunt for miao's one..HAHA!

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Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Because below 18 not allowed.

Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Beng : “What is that shiny object ?”

Salesgirl : “That is a thermos flask.”

Ah Beng : “What does it do ?”

Salesgirl : “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”

Ah Beng : “I’ll buy it”

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask

Boss : “What is that shiny object ?”

Ah Beng : “It’s a thermos flask.”

Boss : “What does it do ?”

Ah Beng : “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”

Boss : “What do you have in it !?”

Ah Beng : “Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream”

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring,but instead of picking up the phone,I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”

“Oh dear !” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
“But … what happened to the other ear ?”
Ah Beng answered : “That stupid dumbo called back, lah!!!”

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.

Ah Beng : “COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?”

Operator : “JUST A MINUTE…”

Ah Beng : “THANK YOU.” and puts down the phone.

Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.

Ah Beng : “Do you have color TV ?”

Salesgirl : “Yes !”

Ah Beng : “Give me a green one, please “

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on “Salary Expected”, but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes ” Yes “

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems, he decide to use the ‘Help’ command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : “I press the ‘F1′ key ! for help lah, but it’s been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me?!”

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he’d been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.

“It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT”, Ah Beng brags.

“FIVE MONTHS ? THAT’S TOO LONG”, the friend exclaims.

“YOU ARE A FOOL.”Ah Beng replies, “SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS”

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng’s left tells the bartender, JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE” and his companion says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE”. The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, “AND YOU, SIR ?” Ah Beng replies : “Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED.”

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i don't really get e TAN AH BENG MARRIED one...but oh wells! it's still pretty funny huh..it's 11.12 am now...n it has stop raining n e sun is shining SO BRIGHTLY...humidity..HAHA! ok i'm going off le..HAHA

continue laughing bah :D

-DAHLIA

lalala

2009-07-10T07:47:00.000-07:00

HELLO! my blog has awaken from the coma. YAY!
tmr my sister is going 2 e NDP parade thingy...it's like combined rehearsal onli -.- HAHA! ok fine last time we also liedat lah hoh...HAHA! n my sister was telling me how awesome the bag is blablabla...n i juz nod nod nod..duno wad she talkin bout..HAHA!
she's like super excited n everything n she went 2 bed at like...b4...9.30? LOL!

2day during GEL...(no it's not hair gel...it's called MG language xD..) e principal was addressing us about...bout...THINGS...of cuz...so she talked n talked...until veri long...super long...n tat cost my lunch :(
it's like 11.30 now...AT NIGHT...n my bro is not back home yet...i duno y...n i'm tired le.
haha! enough of tat.
tmr got sum rehearsal thing in church...i still don't get wad's e use of it loh! haha! don't care lah! at least can gossip wif who? HAHA! you no who u r...HAHA

BYEE! gd NITE!!
-DAHLIA
(this blog fell back into a coma again :D)

LOL-LI-POP!

2009-07-08T06:27:00.000-07:00

haha! a min ago i as juz thinking bout lolipops..HAHA! how random is tat...heh heh..ok tat was really random.

tmr, i'm SURE liting will be like...OVER THE MOON! why? u mite b tinking...haha! cuz tmr her goodie goodie fren name JESSENDRA (haha! i rmb her name! e spelling!!) is coming tmr mah..but sadly she's in 2O...haha! ok wadeva.

actually got nth much 2day. bye. haha! :) oh yes! lao shi's gona kill me! i haven't done her hols hw which was due like last week n i tink everyone handed up le n i tink she's returning it back tmr...gahh...i gota tink of an excuse...shit.. haha!

ok bye! wish me luck manz... :D

-DAHLIA!!

melody...melody...

2009-07-05T07:18:00.001-07:00

during church 2day, mel had me lose lots of calories -.- HAHA!

ok fine, 2day wanqi was complaining that my blog is interesting cuz there's lots of things 2 read but it takes super long 2 read cuz of my singlish n other crap -.- so i tink i won't use any short forms 2day again juz 2 pls wanqi :D feel honoured yea! wanqi lim...

ok starts now.

this was what exactly happened. mel was looking for her post its as she left it with yu hui and he passed it to wesley! so we decided to look for wesley since mel was pretty desperate for her post its (yes i know...retarded huh..) so we took the stairs because the lift is UBER SLOW! by the time we reach 1st floor, the lift just reach 3rd floor..HAHAS! so we were running around looking for wesley, then instead of seeing wesley we bumped into elliot. HAHA!! he's super cute!! he's wearing the man-u white shirt same as his dad's, and he's like small and HE"S HEAVY OK! he actually demanded me to carry him, and this is how he plead. he struggles from his dad's arms, and finally his dad let him go and elliot pratically JUMPED down (he's so gan jiong) and he started pulling my arm then he spread out his arm trying to tell me that he wants me to carry him, then he starts jumping up and down getting more and more impatient every minute. HAHA! he's just so cute, and when elliot wasn't looking me and mel ran off and surprisingly ELLIOT CAUGHT US RUNNING AWAY! so he chased after us screaming JIEJIE! JIEJIE! lols...then we were like, elliot give me a hug..ok byebye! then he give flying kiss -.- (yes he loves giving flying kisses to everyone he knows) then we ran off, and when we ran up the stairs to 3rd floor, mel decided to just CALL WESLEY! gahh! and wesley says that the post its are with their daddy...AHHH!!! we were just talking to their daddy at the GROUND FLOOR! so we ran down the steps again...then tried looking for mel's dad, and POOF! he's DISAPPEARED!!! ...so we were running around again...haha! then we decided to try the 2nd floor because there's a slight possibility he will be there..ok and after many running ups and downs...we finally found her dad, got the post its and went back to our private room xD HAHA! ok ok...i'm like super high now...i don't know why. haha! ok

anways...today...gahh...don't feel like typing anymore lahs...HAHA! tomorrow is youth day, and i got no plans at all -.- haha!

MELODY IS BURNING FOR ME THE NEW 赞美之泉 CD...DVD...WHATEVER!!!!! YAY!!! HAHA! MELODY YOU BETTERR REMEMBER AND BRING IT ON TUESDAY YEA!

coming saturday mel want to come over to my house to stay ovr until sunday then just go church. i haven't ask my mum yet..don't care lah...tuesday go school maybe she'll tell me about it bah...haha! don't care woh...

at my house here rained like don't know what today...rain and rain...non-stop..ok fine stop for a while then start pouring again..oh wells..haha! and that brother of mine ah...gosh..don't know what's problem..i bet he got stuck in the rain lohs! it's like we all left already then COME ON! who eats lunch until 5+?!?! haha! so around 4+ i smsed my brother asking him whether his stuck in the rain or something (because he always does when it pours since he NEVER brings an umbrella when he goes out) and he took more than half an hour to reply me..2 letters...N-O...retarded lah him...so thick skin. HAHA!

seriously mans...my sister is completely spoilt...i seriously need to tell someone who won't know anything and won't be bias about the thing and won't tell anyone about the thing...i can't just let it get stuck...i need to share mans...AH! ok i think i know who i can go and 诉苦 already...B-) she better not disappoint me...or else... ;) heh heh...

HAHA! i tyepd so much! when like don't know how many minutes i said i don't feel like typing a lot...LOL! ok ok whatever lahs..i stomache again...gahh...so annoying...

and today we had lots of fun playing with post its.

+ i love my best friends just SO MUCH!! namely...nevermind you know who you are clearly don't you.......they are like...like the AWESOMEST people you can ever find in this world...haha! i'm sure when you guys are reading this your are smiling to yourselves huh.. :)) growing up with them...thinking you know them so well when you only got pretty close to them a year ago only...HAHA! so sad steph didn't really join us in kindergarden...and wanqi is like...3 years older? HAHA! nothing is impossible...huh..

change...

2009-07-04T06:54:00.000-07:00

HAHA! ok...i tink i'm going to b like dlia n make this blog die 50%, so my blog is officially in a coma! haha! i change my blog a little...can see right? haha! "snowflakes" has more colours, last time onli got pink n white. HAHA! now? WOAH! got more...right...HAHA! then e music oso change...why? cuz last time e music from imeem is like LOUSY! it's onli 30 sec -.- then they'll skip the song...how shitty is that...so dumb loh! i get damn annoyed whenever i hear e music loh...it's like so...WTH?!?! tat kind of thing...HAHA! yea.......n my tagboard...colour change.. in2 a really weird colour..yes yes i know...i know...my colour coordination is like suckish..gahh...wadeva lah...u ppl juz got 2 know e beauty of colour contrast xD haha! n i onli realise 2day tat u no e guy from NS died? tat guy? e nicholas duno wad person wad err...2nd lt nichloas blablabla...yea tat guy he's actually kit's fren leh! gosh...so sad huh...
life is juz so unpredictable...u can never imagine wad will happen tmr, an hr l8r, a min l8r, e nxt sec...haiz...life is juz like tat lah hoh! u juz got 2 accept it...gahh...why do i sound so...not me...HAHA! but it's true anyways...this gona b a short post cuz i'm lazy. HAHA! can u imagine i'm watching BOF! u no BOF!? u pronouce it as BOF...similar 2 BOSS juz change e "s" 2 "f"...so it's BOFF! HAHA! lol...ok my sis juz slam my head to e table... -.- ...wan2 no e reason y? cuz i closed my music player -.- how retarded is tat...i think now i no why i'm getting stupider each day cuz everyday my sis slams my head against SOMETHING..i duno wad...it's different de...or juz whack my head wif some rubbish or slap my head...if i'm going die one day of concussion i won't be surprise cuz my head is hurting veri badly now..ouch..she slap e back of my head...u no...e type when u can hear dis tingling sound in ur head n a PA! sound...seriously...if u ppl find me dead cuz of concussion, u will no why huh...

ok so i tink i'll make dis blog in2 a coma..n when i feel like blogging den i'll make it wake up den make it in2 a coma again...HAHA! aren't i a good storyteller...ouch...i feel faint...darn...

LALALA

2009-07-01T05:41:00.000-07:00

GOOD...night? haha!

HELLO!
we gave him the SILENT TREATMENT to history teacher again.HAHA. i find it damn amusing!
ok fine i think i'll be nice n in this post there won't be any short forms. :D yes yes, i know. everyone HAPPY!

haha! 1st period. HISTORY. and we gave mark tan the SILENT TREATMENT! he's like simply talking to himself loh! hahaha! he teach teach teach, then started asking questions. so he ask and he wanted answers loh! but of course no one responded -.- everyone just kept silent and stare :) and he bo bian then he shrug and went, any..volunteers?? so dumb. OH OH! i found A strand of white hair at the fringy part of his hair, you know? the front part? yea. note the "A". ONE! and he's super weird. 2I someone ask to borrow the 7-11 story book, then mark tan said somthing like, 7-11 it's a store and more. then he laugh at his own joke when everyone just stare. and he's weird because he don't like us to greet him. so when he says good morning girls, then we'll all stand unwillingly then he'll say, no no no no need..and when he says good bye girls, then we'll all stand up again then he'll say no no no no need -.- today after his lesson, like when he says good bye then he starts to off the computer, the WHOLE class is like...like arcade like that. SUPER NOISY. HAHA! and then we went staff room i can't remember for what during LA since newall's not in school then we saw joey then we talk. i'm damn tired now. i hate art. stupid art exam, please loh! i can't even draw let alone paint. i'm doing scene of classroom, NO HUMANS. i can't draw humans. then during chinese, lao shi didn't come to school and we were suppose to watch this CD thingy but we didn't and delia them wanted to watch BOF, as in boys over flowers so they watch loh! haha! ok i don't want to type anymore, i'm seriously fed up with the art reasearch thing. it's so..so...ANNOYING! yea! grrr.

~dahlia

BACK TO SCH!

2009-06-29T06:24:00.000-07:00

ytd was a SUNDAY! WHOOPEE! haha! ok not funny. it was not tat fun either except sum parts of cuz...n oso we did wanshui's card...n rachael commented tat we r doing better at cards :D haha! ok fine, yes i no tat's a insult but HAHA! hu cares...we took tat as a compliment ;) haha ok ytd it feels nth like hols at all...i felt like...haha! tmr got sch juz like last wk, sch...i didn't even hv any holiday mood loh... -.- ok bout 2day..

when we reach sch, we can't go inside e classroom...blablabla...den mrs chong went through e H1N1 ppt thingy which was so suckish n i realise tat our sch installed new TVs...HAHA! 2 in e canteen, 1 in e concourse n another near bookshop n maybe there's more...but i didn't notice lah...HAHA! we got new hist tchr 2day...arghh...totally SUCKISH! tchr is a HE! meaning he's a male...n he speaks softly so we can't hear him at all, he ugly like duno wad yet mrs chong claims tat he's good looking n handsome but of cuz every1 BEGS 2 DIFFER!! his lesson is so boring. he ask how did miss wong teach, whether we like it, shld he follow her way, blablabla...haha! COME ON! wake up man! like he will EVER ACCOMPLISH TAT!?!? n den we rmb miss wong's note says sth like "don't giv e nxt tchr hell" or sth...oh we are so sry miss wong but we WILL B GIVING HIM HELL! haha! vanessa n xinyi were being stupid. vanessa is now xinyi n xinyi is now vanessa, they managed 2 fool tat tchr...oh he is mr mark tan...weird name huh. n he's so irritating loh! he said tat we can't ask him ANYTHING. so miriam ask him wad's his age n he refuse 2 answer, n he says tat he didn't say he will answer EVERYTHING....so annoying. during his lesson rite, he's juz simply talking 2 himself.. HAHA! e silence treatment..LOL!

`dahlia` =D

DANIEL'S BIGGGG DAY!! :D

2009-06-27T06:10:00.000-07:00

2day is officially e day when daniel is no longer a bachelor. HAHA! lol...he's super funny lah.. hahaha!!

ok let's start from e beginning.

woke up at 7. fell bk 2 slp. woke up at 7.30. still can't get up. bk 2 slp. 8, wake up again. still can't get up. went toilet n went bk 2 bed. 8.20, woke up. CANNOT SLP ANYMORE! WAKE UP LE!!!! den my grandma decided 2 treat us macs 4 breakfast. i dowan macs..cuz i was so full. ytd's dinner not fully digested yet :( so i was so full. i couldn't finish my hotcakes. i ate 1 piece in haf an hr, my bro ate 3 pieces in 15 mins. LOL! i force e hotcake down my throat, gosh...i almost vomited! haha! den bla bla bla bla...den my mum decided 2 send my grandma bk hm, we were still eating mah, so my mum told us 2 wipe e table, wash e cups, throw away rubbish, go choose wad u wan2 do. so we were arguing among ourselves 2 do which job.HAHA! so dumb rite. yea ok wadeva. so finish le, den went 2 bathe, my mum did sth 2 my hair, wore my dress den LEFT 4 CHURCH! WEDDING! lol.

so walk walk walk. den walk pass PA HQ, n jalan besar stadium den i realise they hving AYG soccer there..HAHA! i saw milo van!! n lots of tents -.- haha! den i walk walk walk, n walk past dis grass patch thingy outside PA HQ, den i was tinking, WTH IS SO STINKY!? n i realise it was dog poop. GROSS! it's super smelly, n i was so full so i was really going 2 vomit. haha! ok wadeva. den i told yu xin i was juz going 2 wear e normal kind, den i wore my dress. HAHA! ok wadeva lah, i change mind mah! cannot ah! i dowan tok bout e rest anymore. like our supposedly LUNCH. cuz grr..WANQI LIM!! AHHHH!!!! ok haha nth, i was juz exaggerating. ok let's juz go on 2 e wedding.

daniel's gf is super pretty. i mean wife is super pretty. AHAHA! n e photographers were super annoying!!! ok nvm, i'll go 2 tat l8r.

we were making daniel's card, n it was super empty, so we wrote random stuffs inside 2 make it look un-empty. yea. den wanqi n jin decided 2 decorate e card sumore, so she ordered us..as in me mel n steph 2 go up n chope seats 1st, n we chose e aisle seats..y? CUZ GOT PARTY POPPERS!! haha! can go pop at e bride n groom when they walk back, HAHAHA! so we sat down. den rachael dianne dem were like gesturing 2 each other, den asking us 2 sit at e row in front of dem, so we move. den l8r we tok, tok ready we felt like moving bk. so? we move bk 2 e original place we sat. HAHA! den e aunties, ok fine i'll b nice. e other GUESTS, were like giving us their party poppers cuz they don't like it or they didn't no how 2 pull it. haha a bit sua gu hoh..ok tat's so mean. bleh. haha! finally everything started, most of e guests were alr seated, n e MC...WANSHUI! started blabbering away, den e bride came in. 1st came e flower girl, who's SUPER DUPER CUTE!!!!!!!! she's veri shy oso, but yea she's super cute lah! so adorable :)) den e boy person, is oso VERY VERY VERY CUTE! super adorable too!! haha! they both damn bute lah. den e boy person...is he called e ring bearer? he was holding e rings! ok anyway, he was so concentrated wif e rings on e cushiony thingy..i tink he's super scared if he drop or sth. HAHA! den e purple ladies came in. e purple ladies r e...jie mei ppl..yea..den now cums in e VIP, e BRIDE! haha! super pretty lah she..den l8r reach daniel le, den all e photographers crowd around dem loh! there were like..5!

omg...so many..n cuz of dem we couldn't c e groom n bride clearly...n mel got so annoyed tat she started complaining. she said "y can't they juz stand outside n zoom in from e door!?!?!?!" hahaha!! so funny. den bla bla bla, everything is rehearsed de mah, but e taking of e veil part is not. so daniel had a bit of trouble there.which was quite funny, HAHA! den blablabla, phototaking...go eat. THE SHEPARD'S PIE WAS AWESOME!!! den we saw elliot. he's SOOOO CUTE! mel was asking, is she pretty? (point) is she pretty? (points) is she pretty? (points) haha! den elliot juz keeps on saying YES, YES,YES...n he didn't even look -.- haha! so cute hoh! hahaha! we took lots of pics. den at 2.30, we r expected 2 go bk up 2 clear e place. ok loh! so 2.30, we r super punctual. my bro's clique ah...HAHA!

always l8 de lah...expected...haha! so we started pealing of masking tapes, clear e party poppers e box, e confetti...n other stuff. den my bro's clique came in...den we started clearing e flowers n stuff. so we hv 2 carry e flowers down 2 ground flr n put in sum room. haha! so me, claire, dianne n rachael, we got large bunches of flowers in our hands. den we got in2 e lift n e flowers r SUPER SWEET SMELLING!! cuz e WHOLE LIFT smelt like flowers...HAHA! n claire was commenting like we look like gardeners xD hahaha! i heard tat one of e flowers, can't rmb wad...purple rose ah..or sum other purple flower is ordered from HOLLAND! WOAH! den we went bk up 2 c wad else we can help, den we went bk n look. HAHA! i saw my bro on e long long ladder taking down e stickers tat says "daniel si hui ...two shall become one" yea..HAHA! n i shouted "HAHAHA! my brother looks like a monkey! climding everywhere..." ok haha! so funny. den we took lots of pics again we as in me, mel, steph, jin n wanqi. HAHA! i tell u ah...dis is wad e girls from SNJB wore.

dianne-dress

claire-dress

rachael-dress

zhi jun-gown (super nice)
wanqi-dress

steph-dress

mel-dress

jin-tanktop n skirt

yu xin-red collared shirt n long pants.

c e odd 1 out!? tsk tsk tsk...OH OH! did i mention tat e plates r SUPER COOL! it has a HOLE! it's 2 put e cup, it fits NICELY LEH! haha! n uncle fu ping was HILARIOUS LAH! he help me take a drumlet, den he 4got there was a hole, so he put e chicken AT E HOLE! so of cuz e chicken drop out lah...HAHAHA!

i'm juz 2 lazy 2 post any pics. HAHA! laziness is part of me. juz go jin's blog lah, got e pics there...or...go facebook loh! go c e pics.

oh ytd nite, dlia BOLDLY requested tat i change my post colourful immediately..haha ok fine wadeva, i did anyway since i was bored..HAHA! n 2day...mel's supposed 2 bring her cam..BUT SHE DIDN"T!! haha! ok haha! i shall stop now or i'll continue ranting n ranting away..HAHA!

byeee!

-dahlia :D

DAHLIA.................

2009-06-26T06:03:00.000-07:00

HAHA! i'm on google now, so i was so bored tat i googled my name den they gave me a list of suggestions, 1 of dem says "dahlia lyrics" so i decided 2 click tat. n guess wad. i found a song name "MY DAHLIA" LOL! ok here's e lyrics. it's...haha!

To taste my fear
Summon up your demons, dear
I left you open, wondering
When you lie to break my heart
My dahlia
My dahlia dear
My dahlia
My dahlia dear

I live in shade
Squandered in the choices made
My words
My sorrow
Say I am
When you lie to break my heart
When you lie I'll break to break
My dahlia
My dahlia dear
My dahlia
My dahlia dear
Anyone can see
You're laughing down at me
It's easy for you now
No room for kings
Queens are what we gather here
I left you open, wondering
When you lie to break my heart
When you lie
I'll break to break
My dahlia
My dahlia dear
My dahlia
My dahlia dear
Anyone can see
You're laughing down at me
It's easy for you now

haha! it's so weird!!
oh i found another song, dis is like JAPANESE! haha!
title name "Dahlia"

DO NOTHING BUT CRY
DAY AND NIGHT
Kako to mirai no hazama de
Kawaranai omoi
Kirei na uso ni kaete mo...ALL ALONE

Hateshinai yosora ni nagareru
Namida wo dakishimete... mo ichido
OH MY DAHLIA
Kokoro wo nurasu kanashimi wa
Kazoe kirenai hoshi ni narukedo

YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO
Mayoi no naka de hirogeta
Kodoku no tsubasa namida no umi wo koetara

YOU'LL SEE BLUE SKY
Katachi no nai yume demo ii
Ashita no kaze ni kazashite
Habataku...ima

TIME AFTER TIME
YOU TRY TO FIND YOURSELF
Nagareru toki no naka de
Taenai kizu dakishime
Setsunasa no kaze ni mau

DREAM ON YOUR LEFT
DEAD ON YOUR RIGHT
Aoi yoru wo dakishimete
Ashita wo toi kakeru
Mujun darake no kokoro ni... DEAD OR LIVE

Eien ni ichibyo ni nagareru
Namida wo kazaranai de...mo nido to
OH MY DAHLIA
Dare mo ga motsu kokoro no kizuato ni
Nagareru ame wa...

TIME AFTER TIME
yoru no sora ni
Umareta imi toi kakeru
Taenai namida no kawa
Gin'iro ni kagayaku made

Tsumetai kaze ni fukarete
Tobidatenai tori tachi ga
Sorezore no yume dakishime
Yoake no sora wo...

Destiny
Alive
Heaven
Love
Innocence
Always
Destroy
Aftermath
Hell
Life
Infinite

TIME AFTER TIME
YOU CRY IN REALITY
Nagareru toki wo tomete
Nagashita namida no ato
Genso no hana ga saku

hahaha! wait i go c sumore...HAHA!
ok nvm i don't tink i shld...HAHA!
i juz found out tat wanshui was e MC 4 my parents' wedding 2 leh! hahaha! n e pianist was daniel seow's mum! cool huh! hahaha!
ok ok i went 2 google my name again, n e suggestions again...now i clicked "dahlia home" haha! it's FURNITURE SHOP! gosh! it's like in S,PORE! wait leme c e address...it says 47 Amoy Street Singapore. haha! their furniture nice woh..really loh! haha! ok anyways. i gtg. my mum's shouting 4 no reason y. oh oh! did i blog tat my bro went 4 dragonboat competition 2day? haha! den he bathe at marina barrage(sp?) there cuz their competition is HELD there. den he went directly 2 church 2 prepare 4 tmr's church wedding. prepare wad? i duno! haha!
ok ok byee!

BORING DAY!

2009-06-25T19:46:00.000-07:00

HAHA! MY 2 POOHS! NICE RITE! ON MY POKEMON BEDSHEET! ^^

TAT'S MY CUPBOARD..1 OF DEM ONLI! I STICK LOTS OF THINGS ON IT HAHAHAHA! AIN'T IT NICE!

GOD BLESS OUR HOME! :D

MY NOT ALOT STUFF TOYS :))

AGAIN..!

OK HAHA! TYPING IN CAPS IS SO MUCH FUN! SO I TINK I WILL TYPE IN CAPS 2DAY :D

YTD WAS DARN BORING!! U NO HOW 2 SPELL TAT?! B-O-R-I-N-G! HAHAHA! OK FINE NOT E WHOLE DAY...BUT E FRONT PART OF E DAY! LIKE FROM WHEN I WOKE UP TILL 4PM! OH OH! I TIDIED MY ROOM!!!

"CONGRATULATIONS DAHLIA!" *SHAKES HAND* (X2) HAHAHAHA!

I TOOK 2 DAYS!!! N IT'S NOT REALLY M-Y ROOM! I SHARE WIF MY SIS...SO I ONLI TIDIED MY BED N TAT ALR TOOK 2 DAYS! IMAGINE TIDYING E WHOLE ROOM! ON WK!!! LOLL!! DEN I REALISE HOW MANY SOFT TOYS I HV ON MY BED! OK FINE IT'S NOT ALOT! VERI LITTLE ONLI LAH HOH...HAHA! OK ANYWAYS...ON E 1ST DAY RITE, CUZ I WAS TIDYING HAF WAY, SO AT NITE I HV 2 SLP RITE! EVEN IF I DOWAN MY MUM WILL ALSO FORCE ME 2 SLP. SO MY BED IS SUPER UNTIDY CUZ I TOOK OUT EVERYTHING. DEN HOW I SLP? I CHUCK EVERYTHING BACK IN2 E CUPBOARDS! HAHAHA! SO ILOGICAL! I TOOK DEM OUT N CHUCK BK IN AT NITE -.- SO DUMB..HAHA OK I TINK I SHALL POST RANDOM PHOTOS I TOOK WHILE TIDYING. WAIT AH..HAHA OK OK IT'S UP THERE NOW! HAHAHA! OK ANYWAYS! I REALISE TAT I RECEIVED A LOT OF INVITATIONS IN P5 N 6! HAHA! IN SEC 1 N 2 IS OTHER CARDS! LOL! HAHA! Y AM LOL-ING OR HAHA-ING AWAY WHEN I'M NOT EVEN LAUGHING?!?! OK I TINK CUZ I HV NTH 2 TYPE BAH..HAHAHA!

2DAY IS SUMHOW DANIEL'S LAST DAY OF BEING A BACHELOR HAHAHA! (NOT FUNNY) I TINK IT'S DAMN COOL LOH! LIKE A MIN B4 MARRAIGE U STILL BACHELOR DEN AFT TAT MIN U R A MARRIED MAN! HAHA! OMGOSH! IT'S NOT FUNNY TOO! Y AM I HAHA-ING!? HAHAHA! OK OK

YTD NITE I SPENT NOT VERI LONG CHATTING WIF STEPH N MEL ON E FONE, SMS-ING :D N WE WERE CHATTING! OF CUZ..SO I ASK STEPH WAD KIND OF DRESS SHE'S WEARING. SO SHE DESCRIBED IT AS BLACK WIF STRIPES. SO E 1ST TOT IN MY MIND WAS Z-E-B-R-A! DEN I CONTINUED READING..N IT SAYS "DUN TINK OF ZEBRA PLS:)" HAHA SO BEING E NICE FREN I AM...(NO ONE IS SUPPOSE 2 COUGH) I REPLIED, "OH HAHAHA OK ZEBRA WAS MY 1ST TOT...AFT I READ UR LAST LINE, I TOT OF...ZEBRA CROSSING XD XD XD"

HAHAHA! I'M SO NICE RITE! HAHA OK TAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION! OMG! I'M USING CHEEM ENGLISH!! HAHAHA! RHETORICAL! (I WENT 2 E DICTIONARY 2 SEARCH 4 IT'S SPELLING, SMART RITE!!?) R-H-E-T-O-R-I-C-A-L! I CAN SPELL! HAHAA!

DEN MEL TOLD ME SHE TINKS SHE GOT ANOTHER PIMPLE, N I TOLD HER I GOT 4 NEW ONES. OK NVM I TINK I'LL JUZ SHOE U E CONVERSATION.

(I WON'T SHOW E REST, ONLI E PIMPLE PART)

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MEL: HAHA NO CHOICE WHAT :) HEHE. LOL. CAN'T WAIT LA HAHA. AHH I TINK I'M GETTING ANOTHER PIMPLE. D: (X INFINITY AGAIN.)

DAHLIA: LOL! I GOT ANOTHER 4 PIMPLES 2DAY :( :(

MEL: WHAAAT YOU COUNTED? HAHA :) JEREMY HAS 3 PIMPLES ON HIS FOREHEAD XD I DON'T WANT PIMPLES :(

DAHLIA: LOL! OH CUZ I NOTIVE 4 FOREIGN PIMPLES ON MY FACE...HAHA! THEY MIGRATED 2 MY FACE XD

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HAHAHAHA! OUR VERI OWN PIMPLE CONVERSATION! HAHAHAHA!! OK WADEVA.

I HVEN'T FINISH CHI HW! OR SHLD I SAY, I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH 1!! BUT I TRIED DOING...LIKE E SUI BI, I DUNO WAD 2 WRITE LOH!! GRRR! N E NEWS ONE...I TINK I'LL GO YOUTUBE N SEARCH 4 NEWS, DEN JUZ JOT DOWN E ANS..HAHAHAA! HOPE YOUTUBE SHOWS NEWS! HAHAHA! N E STORY BK ONE...I DUNO WAD 2 WRITE LOH!! N MY OTHER LONG OVERDUE HW..HAHA! OK 4GET...I'LL JUZ PLAY IT BY EAR...DON'T CARE LAH..TLL DON'T EVEN LIKE ME, DON'T LIKE ME SUMORE NVM DE LAH HOH!

TALKING BOUT TLL! TLL ALWAYS MAKE ME READ E CHI TB PASSAGE, E CONVERSATION PART! WTH! EVERYTIME LIEDAT DE LOH! PURPOSELY DE LAH! WHERE GOT SO COINCIDENTAL DE! ARGHH! EVERYTIME TLL CALL MY NAME 2 ASK ME 2 READ, I'LL GROAN. HAHA! SHE DIDN'T SCOLD ME LAH..SO GD LE LOH!

YTD AFT 4, WE WENT OUT 2 DO SUM SHOPPING. HAHA I'M NOT GOING 2 ELABORATE. I'LL DO IT...TMR? HAHA! OK OK ANWAYS, I TINK I SHLD BUCK UP N START WIF MY CHI HW! HAHA I LEFT MY ZHOU JI BK N ZUO WEN BK IN SCH! SHIT.

HAHA! I'M NOT POSTING LE. UNLESS I TOT OF STH 2 POST BOUT...HAHA! BYE!

-DAHLIA! :)

"SCHOOL" SHOES!

2009-06-24T01:26:00.000-07:00

hello! it's ME again! like as always...xD
ytd we went tony roma's 4 dinner, so my mum ask my grandma 2 cum along. tony roma's...haha nice ribs they've got! we got sum voucher thing so my mum decided 2 bring us there :D so we got there, n dis quite ah gua guy served us, he's name is like benjamin....n i got dis cousin name benjamin hu cares ALOT bout his hair -.- HAHA! ok so bla bla bla they served us d bread thingy n e garlic butter. so my grandma is pretty...sua gu...so she didn't no tat was butter, my mum told her tat it's butter n my grandma says...no lah! ice cream lah! (in hokkien of cuz..) HAHAHA! omg damn funny, my bro n i were like laughing n my sis couldn't b bothered n juz continued eating. n i find it highly amusing cuz my bro n i keep on sms-ing ppl n my sis is buz eating away, n whenever my bro takes out his fone, my fone will vibrate n i will take it out 2...n surprisingly we keep our fones at e same time 2! hahaha!! ok ok den finish bread...actually haf finish..den e onion loaf thingy came, so my sis dip her onion thingy in2 e bbq mayo n e onion thing got stuck inside n my bro n i got quite disgusted n we asked 4 another bbq mayo ^^ haha! n my bro duno wad's his prob keeps on drinking his lemon tea -.- den when my mum don't help him refill his cup anymore he resort 2 drinking mine. wad a wonderful brother i've got huh. hahaha! den e ribs came. YUM! haha! it was superlicious! yea really, no exaggerate! my bro duno how he eat de, he ate like A LOT! so we were like "fighting" 4 d ribs...we as in me, my sis n my bro. haha! such a funy sight! ok den bla bla bla! we were toking n laughing n my sis got quite fascinated by d koi fishes swimming super near e edge of d pool thingy where e water spurt out from, n i duno y...oh we were at suntec :D

so finish eating, i was FULL! n my bro was telling us sum stupid stories n my grandma decided 2 treat us 2 breakfast dis morning at tiong bahru eat fish porridge :d but of cuz we didn't cuz sumhow my mum heard e wrong time bout wad time my bro's gong 4 his dragonboat thingy. so it was cancelled. my mum asked my bro wad he wan 4 breakfast cuz he dont' like porridge mah..so my mum ask him n suggested subway, n my bro say he got quite sick of subway le...1 ft long...gosh...$6...GOSH! hahahahaha! ok...it's on e secret menu...student promo ;) so we started toking bout e secret menu, n we as in me, my sis n my bro..again.....n bla bla bla, paid e bill, left tony roma's.

den my mum needed 2 go toilet so we went 2 e pet shop. aft tat we went bk 2 e entrance of tony roma's waiting 4 my mum. den i walked up 2 e kids thingy? like u sit on it den u put in coins den it starts moving? yea. tat thing...so i sat on it n pretend playing as if it's moving, den my sis walk 2wards me n ask "i take pic?" so i say OK!

i take picture!
OK!
quick!
OK! i'm done!
quickk!!
wad?!?
quickkkk!!??!?!
wad thing?!?!
CAMERA!!
i tot u got bring fone?
NOO! tat's y i ask 4 UR camera!!
-.-

my sis ah...dont' say things properly 1...didn't tell me she no cam..so in e end didn't take loh! my bro needed 2 get track shoes cuz his is like...heh heh...so we went sports station while my mum n grandma went guardian. so e 3 of us were looking at shoes, me n my sis were following my bro around which annoyed him so he say "can ur stop following me around?!" ok loh anyway we found it so tiring followign him around n u duno where he's walking 2 e next moment so we decided 2 sit down. den we got quite tired of sitting n walk around again! den my bro was looking through e shoes when he held up a pair of shoes n he ask us "u no wad shoe is dis?" "shoe lah! track shoes loh.." "ACS SHOE LAH!"
quite true..it's blue, red n yellow...but i tot it's gold? haha anyways, it looks around e same...so i say, HA! so..i'll find MG shoe 4 u..so i was looking around...n AH HA! found it! dis shoe...blue n yellow. but it was baby blue n yellow..HA! hu cares...it's still blue. bleh. my bro quite liked dis yellow pair but den felt tat he shld reconsider cuz it quite ex. apparently we were holding up e ppl, cuz it closes at 9.30 n it was 9.28 le, so when we were leaving they were closing e gate thingy..HAHA!

TALKING ABOUT SCH SHOES.... i got my sch shoes le!! haha! so i won't b wearing anymore holey shoes ;D yay! it's from bata -.- haha! ok i tink i shld post my holey shoes up haha! wait ah.. (haha! holey enough? actually, no -.-) haha
ok ok enough of tat. i duno wad else le lah. can't tink le...bleh. l8r when i tot of sth i'll post sumore haha :D

WHEEE!

2009-06-22T01:18:00.000-07:00

hahaha!

ytd is sort of er..last sunday wif daniel seow in church wif us? ok fine not exactly..but yea..4 at least a yr? or 2? ok wadeva, i don't care.
sumhow i realise he's flying off 2 shanghai nxt wed, 4 days aft his wedding -.- so rush-y
haha
wad kind of english is tat..ok fine..i don't use prefect english anyway..not even GOOD english..i use worse den lousy english..
ok enough of tat.
i'm gona talk bout ytd.

plan fail ): ): ): ): ): ):
ahhhh!!!!!!! i hope cuming sunday de plan will not fail man..it's suppose 2 b fun n an advantage 2 us..bleh...now fail, disadvantage loh!
jin n steph dao us 4 lunch,
so me, mel, wanqi n yu xin went macs 4 lunch.
n den me, mel n wanqi started takin pics n yu xin sit down there alone emoing. while we were taking pics in MACS
hahhahaha
ok
it was fun loh..

ok ok...ytd was...FATHERS' DAY!
yea, so of cuz we had fathers' day programme -.-
but it turned out quite well!

PART I:
-sharing. sth memorable bout ur father.

dianne's dad is HAHA! quite funny.
he's like a priest right? ok wadeva e english is, e chinese is 牧师...n dianne says tat her dad LUVS blending things. haha! zhi jun always go dianne's hse, so talking bout blending things, wanshui ask wad does ur father cook e best. den zhi jun say, anything tat can blend, -thumbs up- HAHAHA lol!

mel's dad is, ATM!
"DADDYYY!!! i no more $ !"
den her dad giv her $15, when it's like a thursday! so fri is like end of wk le mah, cuz no sch, weekends...HAHA

jin's dad is CHAUFFEUR!
according 2 jin, she says tat her dad likes driving, so her dad will b more den willing 2 drive jin from east 2 west n bk 2 east again which is HOME! hahaha

steph says tat her dad shows her funny things...n when i ask her 2 define FUNNY, she dao me :/
she giv us example since wanshui demanded 4 one...so she say, one night when she was about 2 slp, her dad came in n pull away her blanket, den rub her blanket den got sparks. end of story. funny meh? no one laughs loh...n she oso say her dad always show steph wad they usually play when they were young.

wanqi says tat her dad is veri WEIRD!
cuz he never makes n effort 2 find out wad flower does her mum likes.
according 2 wanqi. her dad always buys pink roses during..valentines day? n her mum told her dad more den 1000 times tat she don't like pink roses but white lilies, but yea lah...her dad still cums home wif pink roses -.- n wanqi oso say her dad CRIES! haha! ok ok not funny..

OH OH! wanshui ask mathias, so wad so memorable bout ur father...
mathias shrug..
den wanshui say...ur father is such a gd flyer..
n den everyone burst out laughing..
FLYER! u get it? flyer! get it? get it??
HAHAHA
e piece of PAPER!
ok ok his dad is pilot lah...hahaha

yang yang's one is quite funny lah! he says tat he's dad always ask him at night b4 he slps "你明天要做什么有意义的事?" HAHAHA!

xiangxi's dad is weird...he says tat watching tv wif his dad 会发疯.
so he continues 2 xplain y..
one fine day, father n son were watching tv, sum crime show..den A killed B, it's showed veri clearly on e tv screen tat A killed B, meaning...MURDER lah! den his father will ask..why B die ah? HAHAHAHAHA!!
ok example no 2. when dis character didn't show up in e show 4 quite a while, his father will ask..eh? 他死掉了阿? HAHAHAHA!
ok ok u can really 发疯!

i shall go on 2 PART II
-how well do u no ur father quiz.
so mathias, as KL..split us in2 2 grps, A n B.
i'm in A, my bro oso in A.
HAHA
den there's dis question asking, wad's ur father's fav sport. xiangxi from A n zhijun from B. so they got 2 ans 2 earn pts lah! -.- n xiangxi says...is slping considered as a sport? zhijun says. my dad don't do sport.
so they hv 2 confirm wif their dad, or mum...2 get e pt. so xiangxi sms he's dad, wad's ur fav sport. n GUESS WAD HIS DAD REPLIED
...sleeping.
HAHAHAHAHAA!

n surprisingly, daniel yeo know who's wanshui's best fren in NS..so surprising...
n one question is e b'day question..n yu hui hesitated..HAHA! he actually 4got!
oh oh n during part I, yu hui claims tat everytime his visit 2 e doctor is ALWAYS wif his dad, not wif his mum...HAHA! yea his dad is veri nice. :D

ok ok den bla bla bla! finish programme, LUNCH TIME!

oh oh! my bro got a new watch ytd 4 $5! it's white..n it's NICE LEH! pfft...ok fine, he's taste is pretty gd! he's watch is really nice lah! n he got a new paddle. u no..e thingy which u use 2 row? yea..it's NICE TOO! n i realise tat he's text bks r SUPER DUPER THICK!
Chemistry-(when i place it flat on e table) length=21.4cm height=3.8cm
Biology- (" ") length=21.6cm height=4.4cm
Econs-(" ") length=20.5cm height=3cm
hahas! thick hoh! i onli found dis 3 text bks on his table, duno wad happen 2 e rest..ok ok! nth 2 post bout 2day...
one word 2 describe it. BORING!

bye!
-dahlia :)

horror YNP

2009-06-21T07:43:00.000-07:00

hahaha!!
ytd has YNP
it sucked
so NOT FUN!!
(i'm gona change d 2 e..it looks prettier :D)
ok e kids were SO UN-CUTE!
they were NOT FRIENDLY
they are SPOILSPORTS
they NO FUN AT ALL
they r all strangers 2 each other..not like d previous camp
sumore tat mandis tan is giving us sum stupid assignment..i can't rmb wad it is..i don't even hv any pics 2 add on 2 my report..OH YEA! d assignment is sum report thingy!! yea yea yea..can't rmb how many words..1000? ok nvm heck care..i tink i lost d paper telling me wad 2 do so i tink i'll juz rot n die.haha. ok ok i'm gona continue wif YNP
ytd no more chij girls helping out, it's HSBC ppl, they r called green volunteers..they don't even look green at all..they r super mean! ok fine not all...sum..yea..my grp chose mangrove skaters, (their grp name all veri weird de) ok. our grp can say is d cutest grp lah.(haha we chose d cutest one again) yea they r so not veri cute loh! klyde is cute! his sister kyle oso cute but she's in another grp...ok enough of tat..i'm gona tok bout d HSBC ppl...how mean they r..
cuz we were unable 2 intereact wif d kids cuz e stupid HSBC ppl keeps on terrorizing us..n i dun y!?
our grp d HSBC ppl r namely...sam, he wears dis really weird hat when we go out 2 "explore" den when he takes it off i started laughing n laughing non stop, veri funny..he looks like a clown loh!)
ok...n...oh no i can't rmb her name...she's super nice..i duno she indian or malay, she looks like both....her name starts wif a "k" kala...sth...ok nvm..she 's nice, pretty, nice, n yea she's short..she's shorter den me...HAHA! ok tat's so mean..she's nice lah..yea n her art is gd..she can colour super nicely...
den there's dis wendy person..n she's MEAN!!
cuz our grp, there's dis ang moh name MATTHEW, n he was holding our grp d sign tat says "mangrove skaters" den when we went up 2 d aerie which is SUPER FAR from d rm..yea my legs r ACHING! yea yea...he left it there..n every1 left, until every1 was in d rm duno doing wad, OH d special mission...den wendy said "WHERE"S E SIGN!?" den my grp all shrugging their shoulders, duno? duno? den wendy turn 2 us saying "WHERE"S E SIGN!" wth lah! she's so demanding! it's as if WE lost it, like COME ON! we didn't even get 2 TOUCH it! n she assume tat we lost it..omg can't stand her...den once, di srandom kid was asking me wad dis random thing is, den i tell e kid haf way, wendy say...SHHHH!!! go die lah wendy, so kp 4 wad..kid learning u ask us SHHH! pls loh! i bet u oso duno...go tell dem wad prop roots...it's rhysophora roots can! HA! bet u duno...idiot lah...
ok dis is d WORST ONE!
she's dis woman name..amitha..i tink...sth liedat lah!
she's fat, ugly, can't colour, not tall either, rude...etc etc
she SUPER RUDE LAH!
SHE CRITICIZE OUR SCH CAN!!
go die lah! criticize mg...say wad err...i actually tot tat mgs has really bright girls...wad kind of shit...not tot...it HAS! like pls...u can't judge a book by it's cover...u jealous right! i bet u come from sum funny sch tat's y now jealous we gd, not like u...so rude! she said F*** twice in d rm...EH! THERE"S KIDS LEH! can't she use her brain 4 once!? omg..can't stand her...dowan tok botu her le...so pissed wif her...sumore so fat...squish every1 2 death lah!

oh ytd i was wearing striped socks! yea! it's suepr nice!! i bot 4 pairs 2 days ago :D 4 for $10

oh n 2day during church, wanqi was being retarded. cuz her pw survey is bout immigrants mah, so she went around e whole church looking 4 e china nationals. but duno y tat they she juz couldn't find dem, so she turned 2 me n my bro 2 do it. y? cuz she insist tat we r immigrants when we were born in singapore. juz cuz my dad's not

-.- haha! e 1st question says, how old were u when u 1st came 2 s,pore. n being e so not veri creative one, i wrote. 0, a big big 0. haha! 0 is zero. haha! n e 2nd question is, how many yrs hv u been in s,pore. i wrote, 14! n my bro, he being e so creative one...not veri actually..he wrote down 72 for e 1st question, 2nd question, he wrote 10. total it up, it's 82, so my bro's 82 yrs old -.- simply RETARDED! haha! wait i post e pic up. hahahahhaha ;D
hahahahaha
ok ok my mum's chasing me up 2 bed AGAIN!
ok fine so i shall post bout 2day tmr!
ahahahaha
ok ok
byee!
gd nite!
-dahlia
hahaha
=D

101 post

2009-06-19T07:21:00.000-07:00

HO HO HO!
omg i feel like i'm santa claus now
but i'm not. ok fine i don't as MANY spare tyres as HIM!
haha
not funny
y am i laughing
ok tat's so retarded...bleh

2day i had LOTS of fun msn-ing mel n steph! yea SUPER FUN! n jin slept until pretty l8...n i told mel 2 wake her up HOWEVER she said tat l8r jin scream at her...HAHA! so i tell mel 2 shout at jin...JINN!!! GOT FIRE!! or...EARTHQUAKE!!! but i bet mel will burst out laughing in no time :)

i juz realise dis is my 101 post...so my previous post was my 100th!
yay!
congratulations dahlia! *pat my own back* ;D
i'm going 2 dedicate dis post 2 the one and only MAGNIFICENT MELODY since she ask me 2 update...HAHA! hey hey! green!! hahahaha
tmr going 2 sb 4 stupid camp again...really, i wish tat d kids r going 2 b nice n cute like last wk our grp de..HAHA

dis 101 post reminds me of 101 dalmations...so my nxt post will remind me of 102 dalmations :D hahahahaha!

ok ok i gota wake up super early tmr so i shan't slp l8, 2 bad...i'm NOT gona b d last 2 reach ok! haha! yea really!
hahaha
I CAN"T WAIT TILL SUNDAY!!!
whoohoo!

dahlia ((:

RANDOM

2009-06-15T06:13:00.000-07:00

hey hey hello!!!

sumhow i duno how but d playground downstairs, all d lights off...but still got ppl play -.-
there's dis random boy, wearing d shoes which has lights flashing? yea tat kind...he's running around d whole place, den it's dark n...dark...den there's dis blue green red light flashing around the whole place when u can't even really c d boy...

ok i duno y but i'm damn bored

n juz bored

veri bored

nxt wk my sis got 2 go bk 2 sch...haha! 2 bad...she's p5...sch wan dem go bk so bo bian loh!
my mum is hilarious lah! she duno how 2 pronounce d names of d subway food...HAHAHA!!! den my brother was telling us tat he ate subway 4 lunch, den my mum went HUH?!

ok ok i duno wad's so funny bout tat...
anyway! i'm BOREDDD!!!
i tink i no wad i can wear 2 daniel seow's wedding le...i tink it's formal lah...my fren de haha! tell u guys on sunday yea!
den 4 grace's wedding...HAHA! i still hv 1 mth! n most probarbly we will go out n get it..RITE GUYS! yes...hahahaha!

ok i tink i'm going 2 stone n watch tv...instead of revising hw which my mum has ordered me 2 do...HAHA

byeee
~dahlia

the PICTURES

2009-06-13T05:58:00.000-07:00

NOTE: they don't look as cute as they look like in real life, so u mighte be thinking, pls ..they not cute can!? but they R super cute ok! we purposely chose d CUTEST members de hoh...ok fine not say d others r not...!
i 4got 2 mention bout rangi n shawn n wei ze knowing WU SHU! ahahaha! they r like SO YOUNG! rangi's 9, shawn's 9, wei ze's 7! when he look like 5...(joey's 5!) our grp is FRESHWATER! (all d grp names R weird...yea really e.g. mudflats LOL) den our grp was sumhow introducing demselves kind of thing, den shawn's turn...so he say lah! "er, my name is shawn n i luv..wu shu. (he said it veri quickly) den melanie blink den turn, den i stare...1st tot in our mind...CRYSTAL WONG! hahahahahahaa! omg..rangi can do PERFECT SPLIT loh! wei zi oso! n liting went "er haha! so gd huh! heh heh! so flexible (苦笑) so gd! (points points) i can't do it 2! so nice huh, wow..." LOL! hahaha! wilda has FACEBOOK! she's onli 8!! her real name is wildani, but she insists us on calling her wilda, so b it!
"i'm 76% annoying! my auntie is 99% annoying. (smile)"
LOL!
den d whole programme ended round 5 sth loh...HEHE! 8 hrs of cip DONE! doing not really anything...(waste time :/) lol!
P.S. LITING! it's wildAnI! not wildInA!

NOW FOR THE PICTURES!!! :DD

tat's wei ze, he's bo geh DAMN CUTE LOH!

tat's JOEY!!! d youngest one...

wilda...FB!

zi ting

joey n shawn...d COUSINS

zi ting ;D

aileen n wilda

u c d girl wif d white thing on d head? yea she's CHERYL! she claims tat she's from chicken planet (wherever it is!?) n makes life difficult 4 all of us. she's extremely rude calling hannah janine n sum1 else, u chicken u horse u pig!

haha! zi ting again...

from left: rangi, jian wei, joey, shawn...below: le xuan

from left: same as above, except i 4got wad's d far right de girl de name...SHE"S 11! (i rmb!)

wlida

WEI ZE! doesn't he look so girlish in dis pic? haha!

le xuan!

zi ting destroying d mudskipper i made :/

le xuan making her mudskipper nicer which ah ting sumhow destroyed...ahem ahem

JIAN WEI! he's D NAUGHTIEST ONE!! veri veri veri!! naughty!

ok i can't b bothered 2 name dem...juz RANDOM

wei ze!

look at SHAWN! n joey! cute rite! veri innocent...i wonder hu's hand it's tat...i tink it's mine...ps ps...

wei ze's drawing! isn't it CUTE?!! zi ting draw oso damn cute...her bird n human! haha! extreme cuteness!

joey, shawn n tahar!

OMG! i SIMPLY LUV WEI ZE"S BO GEH!! hahaha! cute huh!

zi ting n le xuan, COUSINS!!

YNP!

2009-06-12T07:06:00.000-07:00

OMG! I'M EXTREMELLYYYYY TIRED!!!

O_O

ok ok...i'm not going 2 hv ANY time posting d MANY pics of ynp...so i'm gona post bout ynp tmr...but tell u wad....WE CHOSE THE CUTEST MEMBERS DE GRP!! yea really...they r VERY EXTREMELY CUTE!

zi ting n joey r like d cutest can...HAHAHA! zi ting's like...6 1/2...den joey's 5! zi ting's my gd fren :DD wahahahaha! she's damn cute...

jian wei's d naughtiest one...verriii naughty...shawn is...ok lah...joey's cousin...le xuan is like zi ting's gf...zi ting goes around shouting 4 zi ting...ok her shouting's like my toking...so pretty soft...joey DON"T EVEN SPEAK!!! so i feel damn honoured when she told me wad's her surname...crap loh...i gota LIP READ! sumhow lah huh...HAHA! den zi ting's keeps on going 2 d toilet...so drag me everywhere...4 d TOILET! she's super cute...her 2 pony tails hahaha! n her hello kitty clip n bag! (wanqi, it's really damn nice!!)

ok ok anyway, dis sunday's bbq kena cancelled cuz of sth...which i still can't make clear of...so heck care! so now we going 2 aunty trendy's hse...2 eat...so i tink i'm gona b BORED 2 DEATH! cuz she has 2 sons n no daughters...den d sons' things r pretty weird...so i tink i shld juz grab my earpiece n sit on d bed n listen den slp...on d son de bed...it's COMFORTABLE OK!

hahahahahaha!! ok i tink i shld go 2 my bed n stone there looking at d celing...yea i shld do tat...haha! N MY SIS WILL OCCASSIONALLY CLIMB UP N PEEP AT WAD I'M DOING WHICH IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS (cuz she's gona fall n crack her head n of cuz i'll panic den faint den start laughing...ahem ahem) N OSO HIGHLY ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N\MD

o.O

2009-06-11T02:11:00.000-07:00

oh my!
i was looking through acsbr website, den i started clicking at d cca de...den i stumble upon my bro's pic, n they call my kor, MASTER! O_O i'm sooooo honoured... bleh...

*MASTER DANIEL DARMAWAN YAUWAN* tat's wad they put under his pic! omg...hahahaha! he look so different from now loh...he's like chao ta now, ok fine he WAS chao ta alr...now WORSE..can? hahaha! omg...i'm like..whoo! so honoured! i hv a master kor kor! LOOLL!!!

ok ok...tmr got stupid cip! please! who has cip during HOLS!!!?!? US! stupid...we got 2 facilitate sum shit camp thingy...n d participants r like..6-10?! if onli it's 6 n below...WAHAHAHA! den d participants will b damn cute lah...LOL! ok if i'm gona c any1 i no participating, i hv a BIG shock...a HUGE one...yea really...HAHA!
i'm suppose 2 do art research thingy now, but of cuz...i'm NOT!

oh oh! did i say...tat ytd during dinner, i saw MELVIN CHEONG?!?! he's still ugly. cuz ytd dinner, we went old airport rd de hawker centre so i went walking around tinking bout wad 2 eat while my sis sat at d table stoning...den i saw dis 4 ppl walking, there were many ppl walking...HAHA ok den he turn den i saw den i went...WTH?! cuz when i saw his freakin face, i was like, dis guy a bit familiar huh...den i rmb he's d famous ugly melvin cheong -.- n SO UNLUCKY they sit diagonally opposite us...y not further away...cuz no seat mah...my sis says tat he shldn't hv his spiky hair cuz it made his face out of proportion... -.-''' lol....den my sis started dragging me around d whole hawker centre cuz she duno wad 2 eat...(duno y she drag me along...wth) ok den bla bla bla...den we left...den my sis wanted 2 no how ugly melvin cheong is, so she pretended 2 walk in front of me, den walk bk 2 me...liedat she will pass by their table n can c d face -.- den when she was trying 2 look, d girl from d table stared at my sis, so my sis managed 2 juz glance den turn away. den we walk off le...den my sis turn bk n told me tat melvin cheong is now staring...pls...i can't b bothered loh! den my sis finally made clear d features of his face den my sis started laughing...den she tell me...EEEYERR!!! HE'S DAMN UGLY LEH! (giggles) he shldn't hv his disgusting hair...cut botak best loh...HAHAHA!! omg he's really tat ugly...LOL!

dis sunday we got BBQ! n obviously...it's aft church...i HATE missing church...bleh...2 bad dis sunday mel got her stupid coporal camp thingy...den she can't cum...wth...

ok i tink i better start work now b4 my mum catches me haha!

byee! i shall TRY n post bout tmr's camp TMR!
(btw, i tink i shall make my posts all d font size LARGE)
hahaha

-DAHLIA!

2009-06-10T21:56:00.000-07:00

YAY! MY MUM IS LETTING ME USE THE COM AGAINN!!! (ok fine despite d fact tat i use d com secretly...shhh) HOWEVER! SHE'S ONLI LETTING ME USE 4 2HRS A DAY!! PFFT! N IT'S 4 FREAKIN HW!

MY MUM IS OSO GROUNDING ME FROM GOING OUT WIF FRENS WIF NO SPECIFIC REASONS MAKING ME QUITE PISSED OFF! r u guys hyperventilating now?? SO I SHALL MAKE FULL USE OF CHURCH TIME! YAY! I LUV CHURCH 2 D MAX! OK DIS IS MY PART 1 STORY OF D DAY!

I SHALL CONTINUE POSTING DURING MY 2ND HR OF D COM!

TATA!!

WET GAMES

2009-06-08T01:12:00.000-07:00

ok...i realise tat i shld b smart. since i can onli like...err...secretly use d com, n not veri long. i shall juz tell d wet games story through other ppl...HAHA! dis is wad u do.

Steps:
1. scroll 2 my links
2. click under "church", "stephanie"...den u go look under the entries 'Monday 8th June'
3. den go 2 steph's 'affliates' n den click "Ling Jin" n look under 'Sunday june 7'
4. den go 2 jin's links n click "melody" den look under 'Monday June 8'

HAHA! yea juz do d following n u will partly know wad happened on d AWESOME sunday...i no lah...i always elaborate more rite...more INTERESTING rite...yea lah...

ok ok my mum's cuming hm le...i juz called her...

byee! (:
~dahlia <3

SAKAE

2009-06-07T05:36:00.000-07:00

hellooooo!!!!!!!!! o rite...i shall start toking from friday!!

SAKAEEE!!!!
aunty miaozhen...ok i shall call her miao...my bro use 2 do tat anyway (no offence yea aunty miaozhen!)
ok so miao treated me, mel, jin, wanqi 2 SAKAE at bugis! n omg...i luv d food loh...it's superlicious...(exaggeration) n we took 4 RED PLATES! 2 plates of sashimi, d octopus thingy...n sth else...so we ate camwhored storytelling tok gossip laugh....JUZ DID MANY THINGS n of cuz drink...n i was hving lots of fun refilling hot water for d green tea...it's really fun ok...yea so we continued doing d things which i mentioned above...so blablabla...den miao payed d bill, OH! n i don't tink they noticed...cuz we laughed ALOT n pretty loudly, so d grp of guys sitting behind...in front...whichever...us were sumhow...staring at us...it's damn cool lah! it's like one table all FEMALE n d table nxt 2 it is all MALE...ahahahahahaha!! den aft paying d bill, we head down 2 swensens for dessert since d dessert at sakae sucks...we ordered ice cream...topless 5! den i did sth REALLY REALLY dumb...cuz i wanted 2 fill my cup wif ice water rite, since i finished mine, so i took d jar which requires u 2 lift d lid den u can pour...n den i turn d lid left rite left rite, "how to open ah???!" OMG! damn funny...den every1 started laughing n laughing n laughing...but i managed 2 open in d end...den wanqi said tat jonathan looked like a mouse -.- den i LAUGH n choke on d water which i was DRINKING! n miao tried 2 take a photo? vid? of me.... -.- wtc...den we tok tok tok...den wanqi gota go, den we all left 2! wanqi needed 2 go north bridge road...OHH!!! i FORGOT!!! dis really HILARIOUS part which i made a fool out of myself...cuz when we were queing 4 swensens (yea we gota queue) den d waitress asked us whether we wld mind sitting outdoors, den i out if we mind sitting AT THE DOOR...so i was like HUH?! SIT AT THE DOOR?!?!?! oh my freak...stupid loh! ok continue wif north bridge road...cuz we duno where it is...so we ask d waiter...he say juz keep walking straight, den he say as if it's quite far down, so me miao n wanqi started walking down d road...den we walk past toast box, n guess where we were...NORTH BRIDGE ROAD...we were still like, ok we gota go mrt le, wanqi u ownself contiue walking yea! when we are standing BESIDE d sign "north bridge road" WTH! den miao exclaimed tat isn't there north bridge road!? hhahaha!!! den wanqi say my daddy ask me wait 4 him at macs...den i was pointing 2wards macs, n she was looking around but juz not d direction i was pointing 2wards at...den i started saying...WANQI! there! there!!! den she say OHHH!!!!!! -.-''' HAHAHA!!

tell u wad...my mum is banning me from using d com now, 4 d rest of d wk cuz my sis used up more den 3hrs juz 2 do a compo (note: it's SINGULAR) so my mum got super angry, den started shouting, n i was at d com doing d stupid maths assignment which mrs chen gave us. den she told me tat i can't use com 4 d rest of d wk, n note: 2DAY'S D 1ST DAY OF THE WK!! oh my freak...

i'll post bout bare ur sole n 2day's SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER (multiply by 10000000000000000.....) FUN programme...when i manage 2 use d com...xD! ok! hahaha!

God bless!
~dahlia (:

=D

2009-06-04T22:32:00.000-07:00

ok ok! 2 please sum ppl (e.g. MELODY n WANQI) i shall update... ;) n dis will b a LOOOOOOOOOONG post...

ok...2day MANY THINGS happened...n is gona happen. in d morning, my mum dragged me out of bed early in d morning n told me, WE ARE GOING TO MARINA BARRAIGE (how 2 spell?)!!! n i was like...WTH!?!?! i was still half asleep...so as i made my way 2 d toilet, i walked straight in2 d wall...it hurts :/ ok so bla bla bla...sumhow we appeared in marina barraige...so we go there...there no ppl de...onli d ppl hu work there lah! so we walk up d stupid slope, sumhow my parents were at d front n den me n dahnvi were lagging at d bk...n finally we made our way 2 d top...so we walk walk walk...running round d whole place n not realising tat we r disturbing d millipedes crawling around which is REALLY gross....den we ran around -.- den we pass by d solar roof thingy, so t here were rows n rows of solar panals lah! den my mum was DAMN HILARIOUS! cuz d solar panals r like sticking up, so there's like dis space at d bottom which looks like a garden roof, so my mum ask 这些要种什么的阿？ so me n my sis burst out laughing n say nth...juz laugh n laugh..den xplain 2 my mum...LOL! ok den we tot we could walk down at d other end...so we continued walking under d hot hot sun, when we realise it's dead end...so we walk bk down when i ALMOST stepped on dis random crawling millipede...WHICH FREAKED MY SISTER OUT! she screamed n ran away...she veri veri veri veri EXTREMELY afraid of wormy stuffs...she will scream n shout n go siao...which is not gd cuz she will punch me -.- n i duno y...stupid...den we found out tat they r MANY MANY millipedes crawling everywhere...so u can imagine my sis looking around spotting millipedes so she won't crush any of dem n when she spot one she'll scream n run...yea...ok end of story...neh...hven't finish yet.

so we made out way down n walk around while my sis is still spotting 4 worms or millipedes...n d rest i can't b bothered 2 tok bout...cuz i can b bothered :D! OH! but dis part is a MUST to say...went we were going hm...making our way 2 d carpark...GUESS WAD! i saw TEACHERS!!! i freaked out...i saw E LEE!! oh my freak...she was wearing SHADES! n dis short pants (u no d kind...same as mrs chong's PINK shorts lah) n dis white shirt...n she look super weird... (imagine a toad wif shades..) so i was telling my sis bout her pronounciation of DIFFUSION n BLOOD! n my sis was laughing when it's not funny...ok finish. i saw more tchrs though... ;D

ok impt news...I'M GOING FOR DINNER AT SAKAE WIF MEL, WANQI, AUNTY MIAOZHEN AT BUGIS!!! YAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't rmb other stuffs...when i rmb i'll post lah hoh...ok i shall tok bout AWESOME SUNDAY now...

we going east coast park, cycling.

b4 leaving church, me mel n steph were making wanqi's PRETTY 'scrapbook' n wanqi keep on trying 2 barge in n c wad we doing, so of cuz we chase her away, she claims tat she feels veri left out n lonely, n we say...HAHA TOO BAD!! DON"T CARE! now go away! so she sulked n left HAHA! den 2 prevent further barging in, i dragged a table n blocked d door, which didn't work... -.- idiot...den mel on her music VERI LOUDLY! n i luv it...MULAN SONGS n TOMORROW hahaha! i got influenced...den we stick here paste there, cut cut glue glue write write...bla bla bla...ok done, we put it in2 a PINK plastic bag which wanqi claims tat it's red. den we gave it 2 her at ecp n we told her NEVER to part wif it, NEVER! when u slp muz hug it 2 slp, bathe muz put in d toilet, poop...err...haha...nvm lah hoh...yea den we left church, take mrt from lavendar 2 paya lebar, n pang pang was suppose 2 lead us there but in d end, we went there ourselves...y? cuz he stupid lah! we were at d bus stop waiting 4 d bus, when he go down 2 macs 2 get a drink, den bus cum driver dowan wait so drive off wif us inside, except 4 jonathan n rachael hu waited 4 pang pang. n blablabla we reach ecp, meet wanshui 2 throw our bags n stuff in2 his car n also met up wif joanthan rachael n pang pang. den we rented our bikes...me n mel cycled off, jin n wanqi were cycling SUPER SLOWLY cuz steph not cycling as she duno how 2...(me n mel VOLUNTEERED 2 teach her but she rejected, so hurt lah we) so we cycled off...rachael n jonathan cycle double de bike...daniel n yu hui another, my bro n claire d other...

mel played songs so we were *ahem* singing...den other ppl were staring at us like wad? n we DON"T CARE...oh! me n mel were wearing exact same things. LEE shirt n primary sch shorts...WE AGREED ON IT! so dis 2 green stuff singing off tune n everything. oh n we saw caryl-ann (HA! i still rmb how 2 spell ur name aft 4 yrs) wif her church ppl...surprisingly she stay SUPER near ecp... den we were cycling n cycling when we heard sumone shouting "ËXCUSE ME!!" so we turned around n saw pang pang den joshua zoom pass us n we were like O.O den me n mel turn bk again, n saw yu hui n daniel cycling on d FOOT PATH...n they cycle veri funnily so we laugh...n laugh...den we look front again n still c pang pang n joshua zooming pass ppl (nobody there actually) n they look like TURTLES! cuz their shirt is like got alot of air so it sort of puffed up...haha! so retarded omg! den we stopped 4 a drink, n mel's wallet was wif steph hu is lke duno how far behind us so she borrowed $2.50 from me...den we got bk, saw wanshui dem, n FOOD! so instead of tucking in, we got a drink...den we PRANK CALLED PPL!! damn fun...den me n mel kept on saying "I'M UR MAID U MORON!" in front of yu hui, cuz mel n cara n laura n other ppl pranked called him, which wasa coincidence cuz it ended up wif his fone no HAHA! den d last line was "I"M UR MAID U MORON!"den finally yu hui uderstood y we kept on saying tat, n he was like...omg...so it was ur lah! n den daniel n others were like huh? huh? huh? n so yu hui told dem tat sum ppl prank call him...n yu hui tot tat i provided his no when i'm like AT HOME ON MY BED! n mel n frens were at christie's hse...HAHAHAHA!! stupid...accuse me...den bla bla bla...finish story...oh no no! 4got d hand print stuffs...

mel n steph were having fun hand printing on ppls' shirt...they (mel n steph lah) wetted their hands wif water..duh.. den piak handprints on ppls' bk...mel did most of it lah...mel's actual target was xiangxi, cuz xiangxi's shirt was brown so d handprints r damn VISIBLE! den xiangxi realise so mel change target 2 daniel yeo...so instead of mel, steph piak on xiangxi HAHA! they couldn't really do on joanthan n mathias...cuz dry fit shirt...

den i ask mel 2 play tomorrow on her fone n dis was d conversation

me: mel! on tomorrow

mel: wad? tomorrow?

me: yea lah! tomorrow! annie!

mel: tomorrow no sch!

me: no annie! tomorrow!

mel: TOMORROW NO SCH!!

me: annie!

mel: any??? TOMORROW NO SCH!! DON"T HV ANY SCH TMR!

me: omg...annie, d movie? yea, tomorrow d song? yea...president roosevelt place? yea!

mel: OHHHH!!!!

omg damn funny...tell u, mel is absolutely HILARIOUS!!

ok den went hm...end of story, oh we aw LOTS of dogs...damn cute :D

ok byee!

-dahlia-

err...

2009-05-25T05:41:00.000-07:00

sumhow i figured out tat typing out almost every detail bout d camp is a stupid idea so i tink i shld juz pick out sum crap n tell u guys...ok so there'll b no link between cuz i wld b like, tot of dis n juz type it out... :D ok yay!

at nite, b4 lights out...d pri kids were running all around d travellator like elephants, so u cld feel d vibration on d carpeted flr...so me n marissa decided 2 walk round n ask every1 2 go slp...den we walk walk walk...den saw dis grp of p3? p4? girls staring in2 d glass...so we went up n said, HELLO! c'mon go slp cuz l8r d person off light ur won't find ur way 2 ur slping bag...n they said dis...
"NOO! LOOK!!! there's 2 tigersharks mating!! (like of cuz 2 lah...den 1 ah, 3 ah)"
like pls...tat's NC16!!! hahaha!

in d morning...kim said tat he was lookin at d cctv at nite...b4 lights out, den he say he saw ppl walking around...saw our grp started shouting SORRY SORRY! when we don't even no wad happened...our grp as in me, marissa, kym, fang rong...den kim said, yea yea it was her, pointed out 2 fingers at us...LOL! he's super lame....

ok den everytime we go up d bus...as in blue line bus red line bus dis kind of buses, kim wld ask d girls 2 sing d SCH SONG!! which is like crappy cuz they all sang off-pitch n out of tune...n it was remix...cuz kim decided 2 b xtra n made our sch song "rappish" which is...quite interesting u no! damn retarded...

2nd day go dolphin lagoon, cuz in our grp there's dis girl...whom we name her coconut head...y? cuz of her head... -.- ...so we were calling out 2 our grp...2 ask dem 2 assemble tgt...everyone's present except 4 coconut head n fren...so me n kym started saying where the hell is coconut head n fren!?!? den we spotted dem under d COCONUT tree...n marissa...stupidly...shouted "CO-" she wanted 2 say coconut head cum over here now! n she practically SHOUTED...damn retarded...

den b4 we left 4 dolphin lagoon, we had dis mini quiz thingy, cuz my grp came b4 like twice alr, so we requested if we can don't do d quiz...n fang rong was a bit sick...so kim showed us d quiz n ask us whether it's d same, i look at d paper...n shouted "SAMEEE!!!!!" although i'm veri sure it's different...aft every1 left 2 do d quiz...(they RAN off) marissa told me tat d quiz was different...HAHA! but of cuz...we both shouted SAMEE!! tgt sumore...HAHA! great minds tink a like B-) lol

ok i can't rmb d rest le...now i shall tok bout wed, wad i can rmb which was quite funny is dis.
dyuring history, miss wong was oing through hist paper loh...den as she's not veri tall, so she couldn't really reach d top of d screen thingy mah...so she drag d chair towards her...den i was tinking "she's gona stand on d chair" den l8r on she push d chair bk... so i ask "miss wong, isit u wanted 2 stand on d chair?!"
"haha! yea...but i decided tat it's a stupid idea.." LOL! ok...

yea den thursday we had music...n miss wong said tat she's gona giv us d ans 4 d stupid music ws n show it as if we had done it...cuz she say she's leaving so we shld watch sth fun...so she let us watch "annie"...lol...
quote "we love u miss hannigan!" LOL! miss hannigan is like desperate 4 luv loh...she flirts wif mr bundles, d cop n mr warbucks...stupid...den we had home ed...but mrs ho not here...so i went 2 look 4 mrs chong 4 our log sheet since l8r got cip...i went 2 d staffrm...dialled d no...no one pick up...den saw miss wong walking towards d door, n i ask her 2 help me check whether mrs chong inside not, den she ask me 2 call n check instead... -.- ...so dumb...ok den she went in...less den 5 mins she burst out through d doors...den den she stare out look around den b4 d door swung close she's bk in...like...wad....den aft tat sumthing happened n me marissa HO, joanna n charlotte was in d canteen wif miss wong eating lunch wif her fren...i went 2 tell her tat mrs chong's gona pass her d log sheet. den she keeps on saying..."ok ok now u can go away! stop terrorizing my lunch!" den we continue staying there...n ms su was damn scary...d pe tchrs were sitting at dis random table, few tables away from miss wong's table...ms su stood up, den started staring at us...which was DAMN SCARY! her stare is really damn scary...it's as if she's gona kill u...den we finally decided 2 leave n joanna said BYE MISS WONG! n...fren!

miss wong: she has a name...
joanna: i no! but down there onli wrote v-20! how wld i no her name...
(left miss wong speechless n her fren giggling)
miss wong: ok ok wadeva byebye!

haha! did i mention tat joanna shouted down 2 miss wong from 2nd flr? oh no i didn't ok dis wad happened...we walked away from d staffrm, pass by d part where we can c d canteen, joanna saw miss wong loh, so she shouted MISS WONG! ....no respond...n she shouted CRYSTAL!! den miss wong look up! den joanna shouted MISS WONG! again n dis time miss wong look up...blur blur lah miss wong...haha!

ok aft sch we went sb, miss wong ic us tat day...n i tink she got miss kwan 2 accompany her...den took attendance...den went up bus...den we ask whether d bus driver can don't drop us at d stupid LRT petir...cuz it's super far from my hse...so miss wong went 2 check whether it's d same bus driver sending us bk...n she found out tat he's not...so when it was break time during d stupid workshop, we went 2 look 4 miss wong n ask whether marissa's dad can fetch us from sb n juz leave from sb...n miss wong ask us whether parents say ok...den me n liting say...duno? n miss wong made us call our parents in front of her...2 "verify" tat our parents say ok...so i called my mum...den my mum pick up...den i ask her...n i tink miss wong n miss kwan didn't expect me 2 tok 2 my mum in chi...cuz when i tok 2 my mum...they both stare at me...stare as in d O_O stare...but of cuz i tok like nobody cares...den we went 4 a stupid walk at dis random part of sb...den me, marissa n liting were walking at d bk...den miss wong said "dahlia. u really hv 2 change ur shoes...l8r raining i c how u walk" "no lah miss wong, last time i stepped in2 a puddle of water n my socks oso wet, meaning i survived =D" den so sway leh...aft sb trip...reach marsiling, IT STARTED POURING!!! like wth...not onli my shoes n socks soaked even my pinafore n blouse oso quite wet...gosh...

friday, had long long chi...quite fun lah tat day's chi....ok den reach sb part again...i lost quite alot of calories tat day...hu? miss wong...she made me run all round d whole place...cuz liying jan n celia r l8 again...damn annoying...exspecially ahen they damn dao n damn bo chap...so as usual went 2 take attendance, miss wong ask where's jan liying n celia, i say i duno? so she ask marissa 2 go find dem...n marissa juz won't, so miss wong ask me go...den i stare in2 blank air n didn't even no wad happen, den miss wong said "DAHLIA!! go fine dem!" ohh...ok ok den i went...

shit..my dad's chasing me away again!!! arghh! so pissifying...so i guess i shld juz continue tmr lah...haha!

oh crap! my mum ask me 2 go find sum person's contact...n my rm is like SO MESSY!! i tink i shall go hunting tmr...haha

ok byee!!
<3>

dedicated to me-loh-day

2009-05-20T06:22:00.000-07:00

This post is dedicated to the most wonderful melody ever. =D

HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY MELODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the one hu laughs ALOT! (sumtimes 2 much...take care of ur body ahh mel) the one hu brings JOY to everything....(almost)....the one hu encourages ppl...the very lovable one... :D:D:D:D:D

rite guys! agree wif me rite...cuz we ALL luv mel...

have a BLESSED B"DAY MELODY!!
GOD BLESS YOU!!! ;D (n rmb...wear ur slippers! cuz we bot dem 4 u) xD

<3>

the camp

2009-05-20T03:24:00.000-07:00

ok ok...i am suppose 2 tok bout d camp ytd de ytd rite? but i didn't...cuz no time...my dad chase me away from d com...sadly -.- ok it's gona b quite a long post...so i mite juz stop damn abruptly...(spelling correct?) yea...ok here goes..

saturday...went 2 sch...4? CAMP!!! yea..den bla bla bla...got on2 d bus...YAY! so we wre in charge of dis grp...dis p5 grp...all highly irritating n annoying n retarded...(oops, including my is though xP)

so we were on d bus...den we reach sentosa...yipee! bleah. yea so all of us got our bags...huge ones...ok fine i'm juz exaggerating...i managed 2 stuff everything in2 my bag...it's SMALLER DEN MY SCH BAG!! hahaha! i'm so pro B-) n marissa was soo envious...XD heh! ok so we made our way 2 UWS...den while walking 2 d seminar rm...den d tourists were all staring at us...1 big bunch of 60 sth mg girls carrying huge bags (sum even brought LUGGAGE) walking all round d whole place...n tinking "wth r they doing!?" so we made our way 2 d seminar rm...which is onli 4 authorized personell (duno how 2 spell XD) yea...so d trainers introduced themselves...damn weirdly...so they r....ROSE N HAKIM! i wonder if i spelt their name correctly...ok...
den they went on showing us sum stupid vid...which i watched like...err...twice alr?? cuz i went 4 UWS camp twice! n dis time is d 3RD!? so...sumhow i was half asleep...y? cuz it was DAMN COMFORTABLE!!! there's aircon...i hv my sleeping bag...carpeted flr...lights off....wah seh...shiok man...haha!! ok den finish vid...den do sum crap...den got sum stupid ppt thingy....den go 4 DINNER! dinner was...err...gross. seriously...it's damn gross... ... ... ... ... ...

ok tell u wad...i'm damn tired now...aft going 2 sungei buloh...den still got hw 2 do...so i tink i'm gona stop here...n continue when i'm free again...hehe! so i tink...i'm gona tok bout 2day instead...since it'll b shorter...

ok no i shan't...no i shall

1st we had physics...we did sum drawing crap...den hilarie draw like duno wad liedat..damn hilarie-ous...HAHA! den we had maths...n chen was HIGHLY ANNOYING!! like as usual...so i'll skip tat part...den move on 2 LA! we were starting on...shakespeare...the merchant of venice...so ms newall made us get in2 our grps n discuss, what we know bout shakespeare n wad we wana no bout him...den i tink janella's grp rite...they wanted 2 no whether...shakespeare was BI-SEXUAL!!?!?!? den esse n clara wanted 2 no whether he's HOT!?!? LMAO!!!ok den we got RECESS! yea...recess nth much...den we got chi...i was damn high loh...i duno y...but i was damn high...so i can't b bothered 2 xplain...den got MUSIC!!! as i was still veri high...i was running roud d whole place n eventually got 2 mep rm1...haha! sumhow...i got in there...yea...so i got in...den saw miss wong fiddling wif d player thingy...n juz as i was bout 2 sit down....

eh DAHLIA!! can u help me wif dis....THING?!
wad???
it's like...i wan2 get d vid up there!
(plays d vid) got sound cum out but no picture on d screen!?
oh! u mean there's pictures??
er..yea??
ok i go try fix dis thing

so i climd all round d whole place pressing buttons...but none worked...so i climb up d table n started pressing from d projector instead...so i was pressing away...den miss wong say y don't u try dis...n tat n dis n tat...so..

miss wong...y don't we juz get tat tchr 2 work dis thing out...
dowan lah...i keep on asking her...damn paiseh leh...
orhh...paiseh huh...so simple...i go ask! cum MArissa...let's go ask tat tchr...

so i ran...emphasize on d ran...d distance is less den 10m...so i...heh heh...bang on d door...n surprisingly...NO RESPONSE!...so i shouted bk 2 d rm... MISS WONG!! THIS ONE RITE?!?!? yea? ai ya...i do lah i do lah...so miss wong wanted 2 knock when tat tchr opened d door...lol! miss wong almost knocked tat tchr....HAHAHA! den she go help...den another tchr help...oso can't...so i said 2 miss wong...miss wong! marissa VOLUNTEERS 2 go get d guy...n marissa didn't even no wad happened...lmao...so we went 2 get d guy den everything fixed...OH! i 4got dis part...when i was running 2 d door rite...i 4got bout my shoes...cuz i took dem off so tat i can climb table....HAHA! so i run haf way den cum running bk shouting...MY SHOES MY SHOES! ok done...story finish...4 music...nah....hven't lah...but since it's like super l8 le...actually not...den i'm so tired...n hven't done any work...n there's still freakin ting xie...N MO XIE! n i hven't learn...i tink i gota stop here...n start work...n i shall go hunting 4 my ke ben...cuz i tink i chuck it sumwhere...n i can't rmb where...
lol
ok nitez ppl!

<3>

PLAY!

2009-05-18T06:05:00.000-07:00

ok had camp like on sat n sun...yay. it was like d pri sch infocomm camp, but...we got INVITED to join dem...n we didn't no tat they had a motive 4 inviting us...they made us take care of dis FREAKIN GRP!! we were damn mad at dem...ok 1st there's 4 of us...marissa, kym, fang rong n ME! so they called our grp..d secondary grp -.- ok b4 i start blabbering bout d camp...i'll tok bout wad i did b4 going 2 sch...
met up wif mel n steph, go smu collect d shirt. n? we cldn't find our way there...we went 2 d security guard n he told us 2 go 2 d library...we walked from nlb 2 smu...so our 1st tot was nlb...so we went...WAD?!!?! we JUZ came from NLB!?!?!? den d security guy pointed here n there...n sumhow we got 2 d smu library...pro huh! so we collected...den it started pouring...crap...we were STUCK at smu...there is dis taxi stand juz outside d door, n guess wad...NO TAXIS DRIVE IN2 D FREAKIN TAXI STAND!!! n it was pouring...den iwas d onli one wif umbrella...(i didn't no how d umbrella found its way in2 my bag, it was on my bed...O_O) yea...so it cldn't fit d 3 of us, so i walked out, 2 d road, 2 get a taxi...wif my umbrella....i finally managed 2 get dis taxi, i told d uncle 2 drive in2 d taxi stand at smu...he nod n nod n nod...den i walk bk....n den...d taxi DIDN"T COME!!! wth...so we got on2 another taxi...which was on call...den in d end...not on call anymore...so...thank you God lah...ok so we got in2 d taxi...den went 2 ps...i can't rmb wad we were doing but i rmb myself complaining tat i'm hungry...(but didn't eat in d end, cuz i felt FULL)...ok we bot dis slippers from ripples 4 mel...it's like...greenish n brownish...den mel's new fone is BROWN! cuz...my crumpler's BROWN (i said tat one..) haha! den mel dropped d 10cent coin...n we cldn't find it... -.- ...lol...den we went macs...HEHE! here's d fun part...it's cuming! ok i bot lemon tea, mel bot brownie from mc cafe, 3 of us shared 1...it's like nice lah...delicious loh! :D den wanqi sms steph 2 inform snjb tat sun muz bring sports attire...den yu4 xin replied saying she can't understand english (cuz she's from china)...so steph was asking whether she shld reply her or juz call...den i took her fone from her...n called...den cuz we were supposed 2 play frisbee, den we duno how 2 translate...so steph was like...fei die! n i said...isn't tat ufo or sth!? lol! den yu4 xin picked up, n i told her tat we were gona b playing frisbee...but i said...wo men hui wan na ge..err...bian bian de dong xi...(n mel n steph were laughing n i was hoping they were slip off their chairs! jk onli...) HAHA! damn funny...but in d end...she understood...aft i said...FRISBEE! omg...HAHA! lol...den we tok tok tok...finish toking...den went off...no no! steph n mel bot sushi...den we left...NO!! we went window shopping! hahahaha! damn funny...we were like tinking wad we shld buy 4 _______ ...errr...n fren...den laughing away...at our tots...LOUD tots...damn funny...walk in walk out...n we saw praise...haha! ok den left...aft buying sushi...so i went hm bathe...prepare go sch 4 camp...yay..

crap lah tmr got math CT...ok i decided i shan't tok bout d camp...i'll do it another day...i shall tok bout 2day instead...until i wana do sth else...since my hair's like wet...i juz finish bathing...yay...ok nvm i don't feel like it anymore...i shall do it tmr...when no more tests r on...den we can go out n play! RIGHT!!! MEL? STEPH? WANQI? YU XIN? HAHAHA! YAY! ok my dad's chasing me away from d com now...arghh...ok God bless ALL of u...:)

<3 dahlia :))

err..

2009-05-14T03:39:00.000-07:00

ok so how long hv i not posted... sth days huh...can't b bothered 2 count...count oso will count wrong de...so 4get it! i hven't been posting cuz i was mugging...studying...for? COMMON TESTS! although i'll b failing like everything...but i don't care lah...for show onli mah..XD oops! hehe

Today
nth much...6ppl not in sch...atmosphere in class still as sad as ytd...ms newall was talking bout it like sumhow giving us advices...den d last 10mins...she said "i think it wld be best for me to juz shut up now, so take a nap, read bk, whatsoever...juz don't break into chatters.." ok loh...i was damn tired..so i slept...4 10mins... -.- oh yea! i rmb...during music...we had 2 watch dis crappy beethoven vid thing...which is like duno how many yrs ago de...miss wong is damn weird n funny lah...
"eh! does anyone know how to work dis thing?!" (pointing at the vid thingy)
(no one answers)
"OII! ok fine...who's the AVA REP!?"
"DAHLIAAA!!! (every1 tgt...they 4got marissa oso...mayb cuz she never does anything, i did everything)
"ok dahlia! go do sth bout dis"
"O_O..wad!??! so miss wong...wad do u wan me 2 do..."
"how 2 work dis thing!?" (points)
"ohh...dis...do u hv d remote control??"
"tat's d prob! i duno where!??...can u go n climb up there n on it???!!"
".......ok....."
so i took off my shoes..climb up d freakin SHAKING table...den took my shoes bk 2 where i sat...
"is it on!?"
"yes miss wong...it's on..."
"ok gd! now how 2 make dis thing work..."
so she went 2 get mrs chan 2 do sth..cuz i'm 2 lazy to... (oops) so 20mins gone like dis...cuz miss wong was l8 oso...tsk tsk tsk! haha
den at d end of music...cuz we had 2 watch d crappy vid...wif all d ppl mumbling n no one understand wth they toking...den we hv 2 fill in dis stupid ws...ans from d vid...so miss wong took my paper...since i was sitting at d corner wif lt
"ok girls! we'll stop here, let's c where u've stopped...(took my paper...stare...)"
"ai yo! u missed so many!"
"huh?"
"girls! we stopped at question 16! c u nxt wk! Good bye girls!"

err...like wad?! i stopped doing at question 12...n d difference between question 12 n 16 is onli 4 questions!! n she said tat's ALOT!!! LOL?? hahahaha!

13 may
many things happened. in d morning, me n liting went 2 class...went we step in...we don't c d usual noisy, everyone jumping around...talking shouting screaming away...but we saw some ppl sitting at d bk...in a line...den sum at d corner in front of my seat...d atmosphere is like...sth which is rarely seen in 2H...it's like...once in a semester kind of thing...why? because sth really really sad happened...
den round 8sth...sum1 came in2 our class n say "mrs ong ask all sec 2s to go to d chapel NOW"...of cuz we knew wad's gona happened...we as in those hu knew wad happened...so we went...sum of us were alr crying...like really crying...den mrs ong announced 2 d whole sec2 level...n more ppl cried...d way mrs ong said made every1 cried even worse...mrs loh n sum other tchrs were like giving out tissue...they prepare alr...it's veri sad lah...jan was crying n crying...n i was throwing d tissue...throwing n throwing...like maid liedat...mrs loh came in2 d chapel in her LAB COAT...i tink she was in d midst of her lesson...den announcment...but yea...so when mrs ong announce...alot of ppl cry...cry cry n cry even more...u can here sniffings, blowing of noses, c them crying on their frens shoulders...covering their faces wif their hands...juz crying...everyone is soo depressed...
every1 is damn depressed loh...too saddening...ok fine except 4 those sbc ppl...hu don't no her...don't even no wad's happening...those retards...study until brain blast...she didn't show any sign at all loh...
no one had d mood 2 study...n tat mrs chen came in2 class...when she don't even hv any period wif us tat day...n she started nagging at us...when every1 is like...all upset n everything...pls!
:((
it's juz...very very saddening...it's too sudden...so sudden tat every1 cldn't take it at 1st...if onli dis was a dream...n many of us, d question in our minds is...why?...i guess sum of us is still in d state of shock...haiz...haizz...haizzz....dis is soo not expected...
God bless them...

12 may
jingyi's b'day...i said HAPPY BIRTHDAY...like thrice...n she didn't respond...until d 4th time...den she responded... -.- ...during math...which was d last period...yunzhi came in2 our class n said

yunzhi: GOOD AFTERNOON MRS CHEN! I NEED TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT...
mrs chen: what u wan..
yunzhi: CAN JOY N PRIYA PACK THEIR BAGS NOW!
mrs chen: why??????? (in d damn qian bian tone)
yunzhi: i duno??!! mrs chew say one
mrs chen: ok..joy priya pack ur bags lah. (still in d damn qian bian tone) [joy n priya alr started packing]
yunzhi: MRS CHEN! WHEN THEY SAY NOW...MEAN NOW!!!
mrs chen: why they need to leave!?!? (STILL in d qian bian tone)
yunzhi: I DUNO!!!

omgosh it was damn funny...but of cuz...they never wld hv expected y they were asked 2 leave...

11 may n 10 may nth much lah...even hv i oso 4get le...sianzz...*sigh*

byee :)
God bless all of you
dahlia:) (i'm posting in pink 2day, so not me)

:'(

2009-05-09T08:19:00.001-07:00

i wana cry.

quote

2009-05-04T05:47:00.000-07:00

"yea i no i'm veri colouful... ;)"
quote from miss wong...yea yea sure....she's damn colourful...my freakin history ws is like...colourful...it has purple, red, blue-black, black, blue colours...pro huh...
1st, miss wong started rummaging through my pencil box...took out my purple GLITTER pen...n cancel over "it's an event" (yea lah..it's wrong mah..) she cancel cancel...smudge until behind...ok tat's 1...
2nd...i went 2 look 4 her...aft sch...den i ask her check 4 me...if it's correct...she took out her red pen...den cancel cancel on tat particular box...bracket here bracket there...den put cross den put tick...
3rd. 2day sum ppl ask miss wong stuffs...so miss wong borrowed my paper...explained..den her black zig marker...d thick thick part...cap open...den fan blow...paper fly up...one line...sumwhere on top of my ws...she was like "oh shh...." lol...n i went "miss wong!! u polluted my paper again!!"

LOL! ok tat's all...i'm damn stressed now...parents damn unsupportive (darn it!) scold scold scold...but nth stays inside...juz wasting my time...i can't idle away now...doing sum stupid survey so tat we can get d freakin task 2 work on...4 "my carbon footprint"...tat shit thing...i muz persevere...
ahh...crap...signing off now

bleh...

-dahlia :((

TUESDAY!!

2009-05-03T00:54:00.001-07:00

alrite...darling tuesday juz licked my...LIPS!! haha! ok it's not gross lah ok...it was biting my shirt...playing wif d stupid thread...which she has been biting which is on my shirt...den she started staring at my nose...den ran all over me...sniffing my ear...playing wif my hair...she luvs playing hide n seek in my hair...when no 1 is seeeking her...den her nose was touching MY nose...den she lick my lips...cuz i juz ate sweet...she licked my lollipop last time...when i wasn't looking...tat little girl...HAHA! she's slping now!!

do u even no hu's tuesday?! n wad's TUESDAY!? she's my FAVOURITE hamster...given birth by my AWESOME snowy...hu has 6 siblings...but now left wif onli 2! her siblings either died of natural causes...or left hm...or commit suicide...but yea....my gosh...she slp damn cute lah...oh n u no wad!! she has nightmares...she'll start chattering her teeth...den her feet n...hands(?) will tremble...HAHA! she owes slp upside down de....LOL! ok bye!

macs again...

2009-05-03T00:18:00.000-07:00

ARGHH!! had macs again 2day...damn sick of it now...shan't eat macs nxt wk..if they r goin 2 eat den i shall tok n not eat...n tat applies 4 d wk aft 2...
pastor sharon treated us macs lah...us as in d comm...so sot had 2 emo n go bk hm ALONE hahahahaha!! so we toked...discuss bout stuffs...oh i shall tok bout wad happened in macs...

d clique wanted 2 do a surprise 4 mathias...since his b'day cuming...clique as in...my bro tat clique...not mine...during d snjb, me steph n sot went 2 get a mini cake 4 him...i PURPOSELY chose d cake wif a baby on top...which has a PURPLE hat...purposely de...oh n d lady gave us a PINK candle LOL! HOT PINK!!! so we laugh n laugh...n steph oso PURPOSELY made d b'day card damn gay...so aft p&w, or shld i say at d end of p&w, me n steph TOTALLY 4GOT bout bringing d cake in2 d rm, until rachael signalled us...den i was like..."OH YEA!!!" n steph is still blur blur de (slow steph)...so we brought in d cake..i didn't put d candle properly (oops) so d candle is like tilting 2wards 1 side...i was so scared tat it'll burned d box....LOL! tat was wad happened 2 yu hui's HELLO KITTY cake...+box+plastic...haha! ok tat's 4 d whole snjb lah...oh yea! n dianne found out tat steph spelled mathias' name wrongly, she spelled it as mathAIs...so it's like ma-thais...HAHAHAHA!! ok...let's move on wif d clique part...

we were supposed 2 eat lunch wif pastor sharon, but d clique wanted 2 do a surprise...so daniel yeo went 2 bring mathias away from macs...they went shop & save....(i tink)...den they told us wad they wana eat, daniel yeo wans fish burger n mathias wans mc spicy...NO VEG! ok loh...we order...no veg...pan pan...got veg...den d clique arrived...yu hui ask us "did ur ask 4 LOTS of veg?!" n we were like "huh!? he order NO VEG!?!" n so pan pan veri nice..."take mine lah..." "really ah, u don't mind ah..." ok so they took d GOT VEG mcspicy...they took it...put it on d table...demanded candles from me...so i gave dem...guess wad they did...they STUCK DUNO HOW MANY CANDLES (i tink 5?) ON2 D BURGER!! EVEN LIGHTED D CANDLE!! THEY OSO STUCK D "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" THING ON TOP!!! it's damn gross...so zhijun said "they r CUMING!!!" so all of dem surrounded d table...OH OH! n zhi jun went 2 get a balloon...yellow colour balloon...oh yea! n they oso added ALL SORTS of funny crap in2 d burger...they put LOTS N LOTS of ketchep(?)...chilli...pepper...salt...(u no d small small pack one?) yea...ALOT! den mathias came...they showed him d "cake" aka burger...n mathias gave d wth look...den they sang d DAMN UNENTHU happy b'day song...damn funny...n they made mathias ate d burger...mathias was quite..err...hesitant at 1st...den he took 1 BIG BITE...*munch*...n yu hui ask him....nice not?...mathias' mouth was 2 full 2 tok...but he had d "OMG!" look on his face...den tat daniel yeo said "ai ya...it's 2 nice tat u hv nth 2 say rite..." LOL!!! den d clique went off 2 eat sth...not macs...i tink yong tau hu...n mathias took d burger...n he didn't eat it....it's DAMN GROSS...cuz there's like holes all over...oh looK! he came on9! LOL! randomness...but yea it's damn funny lah...he refuses 2 eat d burger...so he ate d cake which we bought...n he cldn't take out d stupid plastic...n i stuck fries...no actually 1 onli lah...in2 his cake...but of cuz he ate it lah...XD he took d baby thing out...n he say he's gona wash it...HAHA! of cuz man...we chose especially 4 u...n i mention d PURPLE HAT...n he was like...wadeva...haha!!! ok 2day mel didn't cum...purposely pon...go other ppl's church...cuz she dowan ling chang...including jin...dis 2 ah....i told aunty miao zhen if mel's gona change church...i tink i'm gona strangle her...
n wanshui giv me a task 2 do...DURING EXAM PERIOD!!! arghh....d stupid list.... :/...being in d comm is fun...cuz during games c ppl suffer XP but got lots of things 2 do...we bkl...bao ka liao..bao tou bao wei...we juz gota do it...it's like d easter games...comm prepare everything...n clear everything...they play play...den can leave le...it's LIKE TAT DE LAH! HAHA! n den we were tokin 2 pastor sharon...like chat chat loh...getting 2 no 1 another kind of thing...ok i gota go study...my sis hving tuition...n d tchr's scolding her now....n d tutor is DAMN NOISY LAH!!! shout shout shout...but my sis is juz not listening at all...noise pollution..sumtime i feel like going in n say..."will u juz SHUDDUP?!?" but of cuz...respect...

OH YEA!! daniel seow's getting MARRIED!!! on when ah?? err leme tink...oh if i didn't rmb wrongly, it's 27jun...since he's permantly moving 2 shanghai 4 2yrs...when he said it's juz temporarily last time...n he's proposal 2 his gf is like so not nice loh...n d ring is...err...his 2 mths salary...n how big is d ring? 0.6 carat...lol! actually daniel seow didn't really PROPOSE...he juz called his gf n ask whether she wana go wif him 2 shanghai...n gf say yes..n he takes it as they r gona get married....oh yea n he ask her dis "ok, i'm going 2 ask u a question which u hv been waiting 4, 4 a veri long time"...lmao...n wanshui is damn tood lah...he say tat 1o yrs down d road...it'll b d girls 2 propose 2 guys...heh heh...WAIT LONG LONG LAH!!...ok ok i really gota go study...
(i shall b bo liao n make d font bigger...wan it colouful??)
byee!
dahlia :D

O_O!

2009-05-02T07:31:00.000-07:00

BIG NEWS!!! sum relative of mine died in an accident...not close de lah...distant relative...according 2 my mum...he's my mum's 表侄儿....yet he's older den my mum...he's 47...n guess wad...he's MY GENERATION!! n he's son is like 21...n he's a generation YOUNGER den me...omg...ok dis was wad happened...wad i no lah...

he's bangkali's younger bro...(bangkali is nickname...real name is ah li, but they all call him bangkali) ok he got in2 a car accident...he was driving dis truckish thing...which has a container behind, den he wanted 2 turn left, but he turned RIGHT instead, damn qiao is tat there was a dent on d road, n he brake oso...n i tink d container wasn't fastened properly so it "flew" towards d driver's car thingy (u no...d front part where d driver sits..) den it happened soo quickly tat he had no time 2 react...he got jammed in between, internal bleeding...keep on bleeding 大量出血...so he died instantly...he's upper body turned ALL BLACK...as in really black...totally black...his face is beyond recognition...when d police ask bangkali 2 认d body, he cldn't...so d police ask him whether there's any birthmark or tatoo...don't hv...so they 认 by d lower body...quite scary lah, my mum juz came bk from 吊扇 (i duno if dis is d correct words but nvm...) she say tat d lips r like damn thick...huge...n body is really black!

b4 i found out all dis, my mum was informed by my uncle..tat d victim drive drive drive den die. wad kind of info is tat...drive drive drive den die...u can find d news sumwhere in d newspaper lah...he crash at round 4 sth pm...but d news report say is bout 5pm...(i tink)...yea...i'm still quite surprise tat he's d same generation as me...woah...ok i'm tired le...i'm going 2 continue mugging until i fall asleep on my work...

nitez!!
dahlia :))

zzz...

2009-05-02T05:05:00.000-07:00

i studied 2day! chem, ls, history n sth else...but smart ppl wld no tat i fell asleep...in d end...arghh...

i hv nth 2 post bout le...juz mug..mug n mug n mug...
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WAD I'M STUDYING!! DIEE!!!

byee...

dahlia:)

OOPS

2009-05-01T05:56:00.000-07:00

OK! I'M DAMN BUZ NOW! darn it! went macs 2day wif ly n lt 2day...jan cldn't go cuz she needed 2 go c her new hse (?) yea...
supposedly...we were suppose 2 meet at tpy mrt station..but in d end...onli ly met at d station...XD...i met lt IN d mrt...dis was wad happened...
lt: i'm waiting 4 d mrt now
dahlia: I'M AT NOVENA NOW!!
lt: (no replies)
den i turned my head...2 both directions...as i was sitting down...n d mrt is like damn empty...i look 2 d right...lt not in sight...look 2 d left...AH HA! wad's tat familiar figure doing over there!? so i stared...4 like 10 secs? i was like 2 or 3 carraiges away...so i stood up n walk 2wards lt...it's damn weird...every1 is like staring at me...especially those uncle aunties...den i walk walk walk...juz as lt was bout 2 reply bk 2 me...i tapped her on d shoulder...n she got a SHOCK! hahahahaaa!!
den since we alr reach...we sms ly...tell her tat we will wait 4 her outside d mrt...at d clock there...in d end? ly waited at d station...like outside d ticket counter...so ly called lt...n lt suddenly shouted "WAD!?! NOO!! i'm NOT IN THE CLOCK!?!?!"
LOL!! i was laughing away lah...den we found her in d end..of cuz...
we made our way 2 hdb hub...d macs...so we sat down n lt bought mcgriddles 4 breakfast...i share share wif lt...ly bought hashbrown...finish eating le...ly say..."i wan another hashbrown" so she went 2 get another 1...finish le...say" i wan another hashbrown!" hahaha! ok so aft eating...or shld i say...haf way through eating...we took out our work n started studying...
but tat lt ah..keeps on getting distracted...den we'll laugh laugh laugh...den i'll say.."focus! focus! focus!!"
lt n ly started toking bout oil...cuz they were eating their hashbrown...den ly's lips became damn oily...so they started toking bout oil...they kept on toking bout crap loh...wad err l8r ur mouth(ly) kiss a boy...den got outbreak of pimples...kiss d forehead, nxt day pimples all over forehead...but it was damn amusing...
LOL...we left A cup of milo...so d 3 of us were like sharing away...n ly keeps on asking "i drink ah...i drink ok?" urghh! no creativity de..same question over n over again...aiya...
ly felt cold...so take out her jacket...i was copying notes...ls notes from lt...
lt said tat we can go library...n no one rmb tat nlb close on public hols de...so i was like...ok! i finish copying 1st...den ly kan chiong...dahlia! can we go library now!?...
"cannot lah! i hven't finish!!" "faster!"
oh yea! got dis part is hoh, d mac's staff needed 2 clear d bin...so he was like excuse me girl...(2 lt) n lt was damn funny lah...she's suppose 2 move in...like 2 ly...but instead she move out! blocking more space...den we were like "LITING!!!" "oh oh...sry" hahahaha!! omg lt's damn blur lah...tat's her! can't change lah...XD ok so aft tat...we pack up n left....4 nlb...lt 4got her way there!!
"i no it's near bata!"
"where's bata?!?"
"...can't rmb"
"WAD?!?"
"wait wait! i'll find my way there..i no where it is!"
alas! we found our way 2 bata...lt's damn blur once again...she look 2 d left..."eh where's d library!?" i look 2 d left n 2 d right "NOH!!! there loh!! (pointing 2 my right)" "oh yea!! c i no where it is" omg it's damn funny...so we made our way 2 d main door...n we were like, eh? y door no open!?...ly went 2 check d notice thing...n she burst out LAUGHING! "LIBRARY CLOSE ON PUBLIC HOLS!!!!" n we laugh n laugh n laugh...den lt n ly went 2 buy sweettalk cuz d weather is like damn hot...n yet ly is still wearing her jacket...ly bought peach red tea n lt bought green apple ice blend...n we were charing d drinks haha! i keep on coping...
dahlia: huh...now we gota walk bk 2 hdb hub...all ur fault lah lt"
ly: yea loh...all ur fault
lt: wad?!? i no here got macs de lah...neh!! (point point point)
dahlia: gd...let's go!
so we went there loh...a lot of ppl studying there leh...den we were d ONLI table keep on laughing de...lt loh..keep on making me laugh...when both of us laugh...ly will start laughing...damn amusing...every1 else was damn quiet...as in those studying...den got dis grp of girls walk pass our table...they gave us d damn dao look loh...as if saying "wth?" to us...we smart de lah....ignore dem...XP den we ate our lunch...n continue studying...den got kids started cuming in...oh yea! i kept on dropping my pens...i was quite annoyed by tat....yea since kids keeps on cuming in...d place became quite noisy...so we left...n guess where we go? we went BK 2 d hub macs...HAHA!
we walk bk...lt said there's more than words there...cuz ly wanted 2 get sth 4 jingyi's b'day we decided 2 go den...but we cldn't find it...hu's fault? LITING!! hahahaha! so we walk 2 macs...found a seat...guess where...SAME PLACE!!! LOLL!!!so we sat down again n took out our work...n when we were bout 2 leave...eh no...like 4 mins b4 we left...as in start packing 2 go hm...i saw jian huang loh! haha! i didn't no he works there...actually is rmb he works there...i cldn't recognise him...den he went in2 dis funny rm n den i receive a sms...from him...haha! damn funny...oh n i called dlia...asked her bout d chi hw...n she told me tat her drawer is locked...or stuck...juz cannot open lah! n so she cldn't do her work...
oh yea...n lt keeps on digressing...den ly will follow her...den i'll say..."FOCUS! FOCUS!" haha!
idiot
tat's damn retarded lah...
oh yea...n lt keeps on digressing...den ly will follow her...den i'll say..."FOCUS! FOCUS!" haha! but studying wif lt n ly is damn fun loh...haha! i was damn productive...while lt n ly keeps on digressing...HAHA! ok ok fine...i digress too...hehehehe!

ok i gota continue mugging...cuz it's COMMON TESTS!!!! zzz...i hate it..it sucks...

bye mates! <3
(continue mugging)

-dahlia (i'm gona b bo liao n sign off wif my name everytime i finish a post XD)

mugging n mugging

2009-04-30T07:37:00.000-07:00

tmr i'm going wif ly, lt n mayb jan...2 study! i tink we r goin macs...or mayb run 2 d library...at toa payoh...HAHA! i'm not going 2 get DISTRACTED! i'll focus...focus focus focus...yea...focus...

i tink we r goin 2 study...chi...life sci...history...mayb chem...yea...haha! onli jan wld b d onli non higher chi..LOL

i'm damn tired n damn bored...as usual...2day is quite sian lah...during LA, we played games...since we hv nth 2 do...so ms newall MADE us play games...HAHA!!! we played celebrity heads n head down thumbs up...damn lame de..

OH OH!! UPDATE!!! MY POTATO GREW!!!! (potato...as in my sundew...XD)

ok i'm still damn upset by sth...sth which no one noes...ok fine xcept God...tat's a diff issue lah...sianz

oh yea! 2day LT told us tat ms marilyn lau was her sis's classmate...ahaha! n her sis use 2 tink tat marilyn lau's pretty...hehehehe

i'm gona continue mugging...although i'm veri confident i'll fail my testS...(notice d 's')...

ok byee!

stupid judges

2009-04-30T04:11:00.000-07:00

SYF JUDGES R SERIOUSLY DEAFF!!!!! THEY SUCKSS!!! SHIT THEM LAH!! COMPLETE ASSHOLES!!! MG SHLD HV GOLD WIF HONOURS!!! ok fine...rjc DESERVES d gold wif honours...but like SOME OTHER SCHS THEY OSO SHLD HV GOTTEN GOLD WIF HONOURS! BUT INSTEAD THEY GOT WAD?!?!

GOLD/SILVER/BRONZE!!

WAD KIND OF SHIT IS DIS???!!!!

(ok i'm refraining myself from eff-fing away...)

*breathe*
*breathe*
*breathe*

but yea...mg is damn gd loh! they didn't get gold wif honours for 4 consequtive yrs...n wad happened dis yr? kena GOLD again! asshole...as in d judges...

so i'm veri sure d stupid judges r deaf...seriously loh...suckers...grr...

ok dis is juz a post 2 complain...bout d judges...i'll post again l8r on :) bout 2day... :D

idiot judges...ought to change!!!

mugging

2009-04-29T05:43:00.000-07:00

ok, from 2day onwards...until end of common tests...i've OFFICIALLY STARTED MUGGING!

yay.

it sucks...really it does...
laoshi always pile us wif HW...den here test there test...keeps on giving us tests...urgh...

we spent d whole of LA doing...NTH! except 4..playing sum un-fun n lame games which ms newall claims IS fun...we had 2 do sth bout making up sentences n...OH! it's like dis...d 1st person hv 2 tink of 1 random word, 2nd person tink of another random word...n d 2nd person gota say out d 1st sentence tat came in2 her mind wif d 2 random words inside...n janella's grp came up wif dis...
"the chicken wore a bra to seduce the rooster"
i wonder which r d 2 random words...n who tot of it..

during assembly, d drama ppl showcase their SYF drama...it's quite err...boring? n yet they got gold...no honours...but ok lah...on d whole quite gd...their lines r damn long...it's like memorising a speech...yea...

aft assembly, me marissa n sue went 2 look 4 miss wong outside staffrm, from 2-3...den i saw miss wong wif fisherman's friend...

miss wong, giv me sweet... :D
no cannot.
y??
cannot eat outside the canteen!
miss wong...i no u last time head prefect but nvm lah...it's juz A sweet...
no cannot...
(den she popped 1 in2 her mouth)
MISS WONG! den y u can eat!!!?
cuz i'm a tchr! (lifts her head high high)
cannot lah!
cann!! cuz i'm a tchr! (lifts head HIGHER!)
miss wong, ur once a student...
but i'm now a TCHR (HEAD IS FACING THE CEILING)
yea...but u were once a student n a PREFECT...so giv me 1...
oh yea...but still NO.
fine...

lol...it's damn stupid...den got another one is...ms cheng was stoning at d table opposite ours...so miss wong started waving at ms cheng...

miss wong, wad r u doing?!
i'm waving at my fren! (waves...no respond from ms cheng)
oh c'mon miss wong! let d pro do it...
(i wave...ms cheng saw) noh!
(miss wong starts waving again)
(ms cheng walks over)
yes? (ms cheng)
oh nth, i juz wanted 2 wake u up from ur un-closed slp...(miss wong)
wadeva!!! (ms cheng)

miss wong is oso lame...LOL!...OH OH! n she found a pack of tissue in her pencil case...it's beaute- de....which came in quite handy l8r on...
miss wong started blowing her nose...so in d end she got 2 tissue...1 on d table, d other in her hand...she got up...threw d tissue which was on her hand...came bk...

eh? y i go throw tissue didn't throw dis one on d table?!

LOL! damn weird...got other hilarious stuffs lah...but i can't b bothered 2 type...

I GOTA MUG!!! WAKAKAKAKA!!!

BYEBYE!!

MRS CHEN IS PICKING ON ME!!

2009-04-28T05:02:00.000-07:00

BOO!

lol...
i shall tok bout my tv :D
8 days ago, my tv starts lagging...d screen keeps on changing colour! from blue 2 green 2 red...over n over again...but not say TOTALLY blue, green, red...not OPAQUE lah...can still c wad's happening in d tv...but d background's blue, green, red...so i can't tahan anymore n i off d tv...n it continues 4 3 days...tat was a...20/4...monday...to wed...

on thurs, it got WORSE...it's still jumping from blue 2 green 2 red...but now...HAF D SCREEN IS BLACK!! OPAQUE BLACK!!!!! so it's like err....haf d screen is totally black, n d other haf is blue, green, red...stupid loh...so i off again...didn't touch d tv at all on fri...as in whole family...papa n mummy went 2 look 4 new tv...

on sat...i on d tv...n i was like.
"ehh!?? y tv cannot on?!??!?!"
n i realise tat d whole screen is black now...idiot.
if off tv...gave up on it.

on sun...didn't touch d tv...

on mon...NEW TV!!! papa n mummy bot d CHEAPEST 40/42 inch tv...it's d cheapest they could find...
d previous tv is second hand de, from my aunt..she wanted 2 throw it away, n COINCIDENTALLY our tv broke down...so we took tat tv loh...it's not d thin thin slim slim kind...it's d THICK THICK ONE! the one tat looks juz like a box! i'm damn fascinated by d box...haha!
so 1st time got slim slim tv in my house...i'm even MORE fascinated by it...hahahaa! i was like...
"wah...Wah...WAH!!!"
hahahahaha!!!!!

ok tat's all 4 my tv...

MRS CHEN IS OFFICIALLY GOING TO PICK ON ME UNTIL SHE'S HAPPY!!!!

SERIOUSLY LOH!!! she's gona pick on me...she damn idiot loh...she scolded me 4 NTH 2day...urghh...everytime she nags at me i juz keeps nodding n nodding...but u can b sure tat none went in2 my ear n stayed inside...al went out through d other ear...
but really leh...damn pissifying...she's SUCH A PAIN!! nth 2 do cum scold me...don't scold other ppl scold me...WADEVA LOH!!

lucky tmr no math...BUT ON THURS GOT 1H MATH!!! she keeps on saying we sure fail d common test...fail fail fail...repeat repeat n repeat AGAIN! can't stand it...

2day we got art, we were supposed 2 hand in our design 4 our rocs 2 t-shirt design...so i hand in...n mrs chan says tat it's TOO LIGHT! as in my grass...when it's quite dark le...so i guai guai...colour darker...den i giv mrs chan again... N SHE SAYS IT'S STILL TOO LIGHT! ok ok...i colour sumore....HARDER THIS TIME...n she finally says...ok lah...can lah can lah...

NADENE!!! I'M NOT REFERING TO ANYONE IN SCH 4 THE PISSED THING! DON'T WRY!!!

but still...i'm sad, disappointed, angry, pissed, moody, emo, n desperately needs sth...sth no one wld ever expect me to want...

cuz i luv u so much

my bro's b'day :D

2009-04-27T04:52:00.000-07:00

hello! nah! i got d pics le :))

UNGLAMNESS

c! i said i'll upload d pics...haha! if i hv d time...i'll take pics of my bro's presents from his frens den upload...he got a HUGE banana stuff toy...damn cute...haha! n there's another one...which is pretty stupid...they gave him a....

*drumroll*

TISSUE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!

lol...n there's another one which is quite gross...it's a beaker...wif chilli inside...lol...not those cut chillis lah...it's supposed to b capped...but when he reached hm...the cap came off...so it's the beaker filled wif chilli...CAP-LESS! yea...n so sway...some other fren gave him ping pong balls...2...n 1 got in2 d beaker...so when i saw d beaker i was like...

EWWW!!! KOR KOR!!!!!!!! U GROSS THING!!!!!

it was the beaker...filled wif chilli...n the topping is d ping pong ball smeared wif chilli....gross...i tink they stole d beaker...LOL! they stole spoons n forks from barker last time...during his sec sch days...damn stupid...they'll take d stupid spoon/fork...den they'll bend it...like seriously bend...so from 180degrees...2 90 degrees..strong huh...NOT!

i oso can do...d metal so soft loh...no need 2 tense muscle de...wonder how they eat using d spoons...n forks...LOL!!! hahahahahaha

anyway gtg! common tests cuming! muz mug...mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug...

flood my brain wif formulas, chemical equations...weird names 4 bio...how 2 do a summary...memorise history...n geog...n of cuz...CHINESE!!!!!!! i'm like a hcf...urghh... hahahaha

byee!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOR KOR!!!

2009-04-26T05:31:00.000-07:00

my bro's balloon from his fren...d pics kind of screwed but yea...it's a BALLOON!! it says "make a wish" on top of dis cake :))

AND THAT'S THE B'DAY BOY!!! (on d com...) XD

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAREST KOR KOR!!! COME ON!! SAY IT!! xD lol...

i wished him happy bday thrice :D

1. at midnight

2. in d morning

3. in d snjb card

ytd nite, i PURPOSELY stayed up till midnight...dahnvi wanted 2 oso...but in d end? she fell asleep...10 mins b4 midnight...round there...LOL!!! she slept like a LOG! i ATTEMPTED 2 wake her up...but failed... :(( so at midnight...i was quite tired le lah...so i lazy walk down d steps from my double decker bed...so i sms him...WHEN HE"S JUZ IN D NXT RM...lol...n surprisingly, he replied bk "(: thanks!" lol...he's as lame as me...it's in d blood...including dahnvi...

den in d morning woke up at 7+ get ready 4 church...n i went 2 my bro's rm n said...kor kor happy b'day...in d damn sian tone...i was damn tired...ok tat's d 2nd time...

3rd time is when me n steph ask d "whole" snjb 2 write their wishes 4 my kor kor...den i bo liao go write oso...HAHAHAHAHA

ok hven't cut cake yet...so no pic 4 cake...shall update tmr...bout more stuffs....bout my kor kor's b'day n OTHER THINGS...FUNNY STUFFS!! yay!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIVIEN!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOR KOR!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YI XIAN!!!!!

YAY!!

<3>

veri buz...veri veri busy...

2009-04-24T06:01:00.000-07:00

OMGOSH!!! I"M SOOO DAMN STRESS!!!!!!!!!!!
1. tchrs pile us up wif hw like as if there's onli THAT subject they r teaching in dis WHOLE WORLD

2.Rachel juz keeps on pressuring us 2 finish the script n the stupid scene n when to do dis when 2 do tat...WHEN SHE"S NOT CONTRIBUTING ANYTHING...n i got damn pissed...marissa too...n marissa told rachel, "rachel, if you juz won't contribute but yet keeps stressing us 2 do dis do tat, i tink it'll b best 4 u 2 juz keep ur mouth shut" (in d damn pissed tone)
like wow...tat was so damn SHIOK! wakakakaka...i didn't scold her cuz i bet i will b shouting at her instead...

3. my parents keeps on making me do assesment bks...when they know that i hv loads n loads of hw...like ALOT of HOMEwk...not SCHwk...

4. deadline 4 competitons r getting closer n closer each day yet we still can't find any day we can meet

5. tchrs set deadline 4 projects veri soon...too soon...too little time 2 complete d project

6. coming hm l8 aft sch...owes reach hm past 7pm on thurs n fris...n purposely got d MOST hw on dis 2 days...n i wake up at 5am...

7. COMMON TESTS CUMING AND OSO SCI MODULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. mon got presentation n grp is SO NOT PREPARED

9. can't catch up wif work

10. alot of wk 2 do..not paper wk...as in...other wk...

arghh...i'm seriously stressed up...i need a break...seriously need 1...ms newall ruins my day...d sight of her seriously makes me unhappy...arghh....it's like...my class is so not...a class...it's like so cliquish...here 1 grp, there 1 grp...

esse, clara, joanne, joy, geraldine, jingyi, nadene, bever-leigh, sarah-cae...1 clique
hilarie, asha, manqin, carmen...sort of a clique
me, liting, marissa, janice, liying, celia...another one
sue ann, janella, priya...clique
charmaine n azura...
azura n puteri...owes tgt
natelie, xinyi, genevieve, vanessa...clique
miriam n ni ha...d duo
charmaine n nee yen...n mayb yu ting...is another grp..
those i didn't mention...is err...clique-less...pretty sad huh...

but yea...whenver tchrs allocate grps...die...sure uncooperative de...urghh...like my speech n drama grp...
asha, jingyi, sarah-cae, geraldine, me.
asha will keep on asking jingyi go n die
jingyi n sarah-cae n geraldine keeps on tokin n won't b on task...if ask dem 2...they'll dao...n tat is veri pissifying...really...

i don't like sum ppl in my class loh...damn stupid...damn pissed wif dem...

i'm still sad n disappointed n not in d mood n stressed...
keep me in ur prayers guys...n i'll keep u in mine :))

<33 byee

sianz...

2009-04-23T06:55:00.000-07:00

i'm damn bored, n still sad...cuz of sum1...hu made me so disappointed...
2day i skipped lunch, looking 4 hu? nadene, hilarie n bever-leigh... -.- ...i was following li ting around, then

poof

we were in the concourse, waiting 4 hilarie to do sth, so me n lt went 2 the chairs n sit down loh...but instead of the seats, i put jan's bks on e seats, n i sit on d flr...kind of weird...sitting on d flr wif d seat less den 1m behind u...LOL! den we saw miss wong, i didn't notice...so i started being random n shouted HI! to duno hu...n miss wong turn around...den i was like...

heh heh...hi miss wong!
n miss wong was mumbling through her mouth..."hi"
her mouth look swollen, shld b d ulcer...her bag is like so clean LOH!!! it's white...n it's damn white!! damn damn clean...does she wash her bag everyday!?!?!? no i don't tink so...exaggeration...ok i'm damn damn tired...n i'm going 2 die tmr...i hven't done my chem ws...n d mock paper, n i'm not in d mood, as i'm damn confuse now...i'm confused bout dis particular thing thus affecting my mood...i'm so disappointed in u...

i'm juz goin 2 die tmr...i don't care le...

i'm veri sad...

because i luv u...

oh no

2009-04-22T05:00:00.000-07:00

i tink miss wong hates vanessa...she scolded her 2day...
miss wong gave us hw on mon n she said to finish it by wed cuz she's gona go through
so 2day she ask hu did their hw, vanessa didn't, so miss wong ask her

"VANESSA!! WHY DIDN'T U DO UR HW?!!?"
vanessa: i 4got
in the veri bo chap tone
miss wong: NO! cuz u don't even care a SHIT bout it!!!?
vanessa: HUH!???
miss wong: (pause) CUZ U DON"T EVEN CARE A DAMN BOUT IT!!!!!
vanessa: (keeps quiet)

u c...miss wong is damn angry wif her...n of cuz got sum more lah...but i don't tink i shld post bout it... ;)

poor miss wong still hving her ulcer...so when ppl annoys her, she's like damn pissed...

ANYWAY! i'm not in the mood, still...i'm kind of...sad...cuz of sth...NOT U!! as in u...yea...u no hu i'm toking bout...

don't wry wanqi...:)) God Bless U!

oh yea...ytd i leant sth new...

"above all, to keep an open mind"
"work hard, play hard...but concentrate on what u r doing!"
"If u hv work to do, do it now! u provide the willingness, God provides the POWER!"

pro huh...so...cheem....

i'm not in the mood lah...screw tat stupid idiot...
ppl r getting damn vulgar dis days...cursing ppl 2 die...1 eg is ASHA! LOL!! yea...mayb cuz every1's damn pissed cuz of the horrible weather...

ever since aft miss khoo left n mrs lam cums bk...i don't really understand wad mrs lam's teaching, she tells us all d chim names which we don't even needa no...den she'll xplain d stuffs in the cheemest way, n every1 will go...huh...? arghh...miss khoo shldn't hv left, d class can understand wad she's teaching...sumhow...easier to communicate...mayb cuz of the age diff... :))

2day we had d whole of b4 recess FREE!!!

Hist-taken over by head prefect nominees speech
CT!
Geog-mrs chong not in sch
LA-Ms newall go 4 course! no LA!!

RECESS!!!!

yay...

i voted 4 jeanne (how 2 spell...)

i hate zoe pittas...keeps on talking bout pizzas during her speech...she keeps on telling the sch 2 vote 4 her...damn thick skin
samantha goh is...ok lah...she's boring...she a bit like obama...her campaign was bout bringing change 2 d sch...change...
collette? ohh...i hate her d most!!! she sits on my bag...in d bus...stupid...if my bag got sum stuff tat can b squished...it'll b squashed by d time reach sch...i'll try 2 pull my bag from under her butt...but most of d time fail...until i pat her on the bag n tell her in d damn pissed tone den i can get my bag...hate her..
jeanne's humorous...she's nicer...according 2 many ppl...n she's more of the...able to yi kao kind of person...yea...so i voted 4 her ;D

yay. i tink i'm gona start emoing...i'm damn upset by dis thing...haiz....ot d conflict thing but another thing...so don't wry! (:

bye.

heh heh

2009-04-21T06:19:00.000-07:00

hilarie polluted miss wong's mind ytd...by telling her a sick joke..a damn sick joke...
miss wong: i'm alr in pain, can u try not 2 make me laugh!?"
LOL!!
den during hist, miss wong complains tat she is hving an ulcer n is veri painful, den vanessa said "but u sang veri well during chapel??!!"
miss wong: i was in pain (gave the dao look)

den me n marissa were shouting, REALLY!?!? U SHLD HV TOLD US!!! WE CAN INCREASE D VOLUME OF D MIC!!! (we were doing pa wif joey n kezia) WE KEEP ON PUSHING D VOLUME UP DEN JOEY PUSHES IT DOWN!!

miss wong: WAD?!! it was so soft!!! so i was like covering the side of the mic, pushing the sound in2 d mic....
us: U SHLD HV TOLD USSSS!!!!!!!!!! (do sum funny action)
miss wong: *rolls eyes*
us: not our FAULT! JOEY!!!

LOL!!! my dad's chasing me off d com le :( so i'm gona continue postinf bout 2DAY! tmr...lol...i posted bout ytd ==''' hahahahahaha! i'm still not happy :(

:)

2009-04-20T06:37:00.000-07:00

now 4 the bright side :))

2day during pw, clara's grp presented...n clara made a fool of herself...as usual...

she was like...

Good morning tchrs n frens n EXtinguish guests...

(every1 laughs)

OH OH OH! Good morning tchrs n frens n DIStinguish guests...

LOL!!!! clara...n suddenly mira burped...SUPER LOUDLY! n yea

i bit my tongue 2day during hist, i was toking as if i hv a super short tongue...den i was clarifying my doubts wif miss wong aft i bit my tongue, n miss wong was like "can u don't tok liedat...?"

den i was like "I CAN"T!!! i bit my tongue...veri pain..."

den miss wong continues saying..."oh...i understand tat now..."

LOL!! but yea...i couldn't speak properly...xD

bye.

btw...if u no wad's happening now...pls DON"T MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS!!! ok i tink i made it obvious...but YEA!! :)) THX!!

luv u guys!

2009-04-19T05:01:00.000-07:00

2day we attempted to make sot wear a skirt, so we plan tat we all wear skirt 2dat make sot feel damn out...we wanted her 2 b more...err....more girly...

but in d end.
she didn't
n she giv us d diao look.

tat idiot.
she's hving mood swing...super moody, quite pissifying

the way she speak bout us is sumhow telling us tat we r doing sth STUPID and WRONG...and is humilating ourselfs in front of OTHERS

like...err!??!!?! she's so not appreciative..we did it 4 her lohs...
sumtimes...it's errmmm.... _________________________________

yea.
I DIDN'T SLP DURING ALPHA :D

yay! we ate macs! ...again...
n yu hui look damn weird 2 day...look like sum old ah peh xD

aft lunch i walk bk 2 church wif mel
talked to her bout sum feelings which i kept inside me 4 a looooooooonngggg looooooonnnnggg time!
she has d same feelings as ME!
wonderful!

yay. i'm gona post pics l8r on :)

snjb! pics...

2009-04-19T03:35:00.000-07:00

tat's my bag! n ppl...
wanqi's leg -.-
i was being random
me, steph, wesley, mel
same as above...wonder wad wesley is looking at...
same again...
steph n me
wesley looking out at EVANGELINE
evangeline close d door
steph n me
naughty wesley

me n mel steph duno doing wad
me n mel
jin's "chair"
steph lookin like a maid
our bags

steph cleaning d flr cuz she spilled medicine -.-

d noodles

2009-04-18T00:18:00.001-07:00

oh i 4got...ytd was damn retarded! hahaha! bus-ed wif LT, LY celia, jan, nadene...ohh...celia can't balance in d bus..keeps on like...almost falling...den we were laughing damn loudly...cuz it was really super super funny.....den l8r at hwa chong...damn a lot of hwa chong ppl cum up...ok so d bus was damn damn crowded...no seats...n my legs like gona break le...aft pft...muz climb up d freakin long bridge...den on bus no seats -.- den aft nadene, LY, celia n jan got off...left me n LT...oh! d 4 of dem ah...xcluding lt...they joining aloud...so got auditions...at 7.30...so they go nadene's hse...n celia keeps on askin...'r we reaching??'...yea...

den aft lt got off...left me. sianz.

n i can tell u dis man! there's dis hwa chong guy...hu's uber retarded...since i was bored...i decided 2 listen 2 dis 4 hwa chong ppl toking...

1: eh hv u been in dis part of singapore?
2: no leh!
1: WAD!? eh! he didn't cum here b4 leh! in his whole life! in LITTLE INDIA!?!?
den they laugh..
3: woah u retard! never cum here b4 ah! so noob!
1: but i no here got old chang kee
4: where got? old chang kee...old chang kee...old chang kee...(keeps on repeating)
1: HAVE!!!! got old chang kee! (den he keeps on looking around 4 an old chang kee stall...-.-)
2: eh timothy! move in.
1: i dowan leh!
2: but i wan! so u muz move
2: didn't u no...moving in is a common sight in singapore n oso in other parts of d world timothy!?
1: even if i move u oso won't move
2: i will...
1: (moves)
2: (moves oso)
4: eh u dowan ur bottle le ah.
2: huh? my bottle in my bag!?
3: *points*
2: haha! my bottle got stuck there??!! (take n put bk in bag)
1: oh my! i juz realise there's a mirror here!
2: oh my goodness u noob timothy! didn't u no tat hving mirrors is a common feature in buses!?
1: oh look! there's another one at d front!
3: there's like...1, 2, 3, 4, 5...mirrors! Oooo...
1: oh really!?!
4: yes! u wana count it urself!?!?
3: r we taking taxi bk l8r?
1: i dowan take taxi
2: ai ya..he onli takes cars..
4: isn't taxi a car too??
1: yea...but taxi has dis...funny smell...
2: he onli takes his own car...d 1 which he's father drives...

den they reach their stop...same as mine...damn retarded man...those hwa chong ppl r damn retarded...oops! yu hui! don't b offended...xD but it's true.

hahahahahahahahaha!
my pft got improvements ya noe!!!
sit n reach: 41
i did 40 last yr... :D
standing broad jump: 155
i did 139 last yr!!! i can't jump u c...wakakaka

yay!

waste my time

2009-04-17T23:52:00.001-07:00

thurs was damn stupid...had dis speech thing..which is no diff from shit...it's d W-3 cluster speech competition thing...all d speakers is like so BAD!! they suck loh...compared to us...woah! it's like...天壤之别 loh!! oh my! i'm using chim chi...LOL! but yea...really they suck...really suck...can't stand their speeches loh...they actually 4got their speech...so they keep on saying sry,sry...

ytd was quite...err...no fun...actually...nth much...juz tat tchrs pike us up wif hw...n i pass pft...which is GD! YAY!!! hahahahahaha

bye.

tagged

2009-04-16T03:45:00.000-07:00

ok i shall b bo liao n do dis stupid quiz which alex tagged me in...

1. MELODY
2. DELIA
3. JOHN
4. STEPHIE
5. WANQI
6. BRANDON
7. LI TING
8. KEZIA
9. SOT
10. ESSE
11. HUI MIN
12. NATHANIEL
13. PAN PAN
14. JONATHAN
15. KELVIN
16. MARISSA
17. JANICE
18. SEAN
19. AH BEN! xD
20. TARA
21. GENEVIEVE

1. How did you meet 7 ? [li ting]
school?

2. What would you do if you and 15 never meet? [kelvin]
i won't do anything

3. What would you do if 1 and 20 date? [mel, tara]
erm..i'll freak out n die....like c'mon! IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN!

4. What if number 3 want to kiss number 17? [john, janice]
they duno each other
n i'll freak out

5. Will 4 and 16 make a good couple? [steph, marissa]
oh my! like NO! they no les lah pls...n they duno each other...

6. Do you think 11 is attractive? [hui min]
YUP! she's pretty!

7. What is 2's favourite colour? [dlia]
black...n bright colours...

8. When was the last time you talked to 9? [sot]
err...on sunday?

9. What language does 8 speaks? [kezia]
english, chinese, n foreign languages...OH OH! n vulgarities

10. Who is 13 going out with? [pan pan]
err...i duno? don't really socialize wif him...

11. Would you ever date 17? [janice]
ahem ahem...i'm not les...

12. Where does 18 lives? [sean]
hougang

13. What is the best thing about 4 ? [steph]
SHE'S MY B'DAY PARTNER!!! N MY GD GD GD GD FREN!

14. What would you want to tell 10 now? [esse]
wad r u tokin bout!?

15. What is the best thing about 20? [tara]
she makes me laugh until i du zhi tong! she's really NICE!!

16. Have you ever kiss 2? [dlia]
errmmm...like...NOOO!!!! tat's so...gross

17. What is the best memory you have with 5? [wanqi]
she's a gd tz n she helped me wif maths! which is gd!

18. When you gonna see 4? [steph]
on SUNDAY!!!

19. How are 7 different from 6? [brandon, li ting]
1 boy, 1 girl
1 taller, 1 shorter
1 fat, 1 thin
basically...they r different!

20. Is 2 pretty? [dlia]
not bad lah...at least... ... ...heh heh

21. What is your first impression of 15? [kelvin]
he's TALL! n veri nice de...
gf oso veri nice :D

23. Is 15 your best friend? [kelvin]
nope! but his sis is my gd fren :D

24. Do you hate 12? [nathaniel]
if i hate him i won't tag him...idiot..

25. Have you seen 18 in the last month? [sean]
yup!

26. When was the last time you saw 16? [marissa]
jus 2day in class.

27.Have you been to 5's house? [wanqi]
sadly...no...i wana go!!!

28. When was the last time you saw 10? [esse]
2day...IN CLASS!!!?

29. Are you close to 1? [mel]
yupp!

30. Have you been to a movie with 4? [steph]
UH HUH!

31. Have you gotten into trouble with 8? [kezia]
wad u mean by gotten in2 trouble?

32. Would you give 19 a hug? [ah ben]
sure! y not!?

33. Have you lied to 3? [john]
oh er! yes? (j: do u hv a fren? d: no.) xD

34. Is 4 good at socializing? [steph]
ok lah...she keeps quiet...xD

35. Do you know a secret about 8? [kezia]
uh huh...y not? LOL!

36. Describe the relationship between 1 and 21? [mel, gen]
they r in d same class. frens. ;)

37. What is the best thing about your friendship with 9? [sot]
she's my goodie goodie fellow churchie in my awesome clique!

38. What is the worst thing about 6? [brandon]
he has d brandon stare. which is bad...his nostrils flare...

39. Do you have a crush on 12? [nathaniel]
nope! he's got a gf! getting married nxt yr le lah!

40. How long do you know 2? [dlia]
4 2 yrs?

41. Does 11 have any girl/boyfriend? [hui min]
yup! love birds.

42. Have you ever want to punch 1 into her face? [mel]
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gd frens don't punch each other in d FACE!

43. Have 21 meet your parents? [gen]
yupp! she came 2 my hse do project in p5!

44. How did you meet 11? [hui min]
camp!!

45. Have you ever physically hurt 3? [john]
does a friendly slap on d bk count?

46. Do you live close to 7? [li ting]
ok lah...quite close...

47. What's 8's favourite food? [kezia]
i tink...CHICKEN RICE!! she owes say she wana eat chicken rice de...

48. What kind of car does 1 have? [mel]
she's car-less... -.-

49. Have you ever travelled anywhere with 9? [sot]
yupp! 2 sentosa XD

50. If you give 1 a $1000000000, what will he/she spend on? [mel]
hopefully her low blood pressure...

ok i'm done wif d stupid quiz...it's quite lame...so yea...bye. i wan 2 slp XD

2009-04-15T05:27:00.000-07:00

oh yea...sarah said dis...she said tat my thumb reminds her of dou ya...wad kind of shit is tat...n i tink she got lost in sch while trying 2 find us in d canteen...not doubt she's sarah! XD

heh!

2009-04-15T05:09:00.000-07:00

we had our history test 2day...quite stupid...cuz i didn't understand d sources XD
it's quite difficult...we got 25mins...i wated 10mins writing on dis paper...which i threw away aft 10 mins...so 10mins gone...i didn't finish doing d paper...so dumb man! haha

durin geog...it was quite scary...y? mrs sim...mrs ng...mrs lim...mrs sim is d vp...den mrs ng n mrs lim...juz sum random tchrs...sit in 4 geog 2day...so no one dare to crash d lesson...haha!
ms newall mixed up her timetable 2day! damn funny!! we were suppose 2 hv like 1hr of LA...but mrs newall 4got...so she didn't cum at ALL!! so yea...we had free time. yay. aft her period is recess...DEN SHE CUM IN!!! so she was like...sry guys! i sumhow got my timetale mixed up! so did u do ur work??!
n of cuz...we said...YESSS!!!
when u can b quite sure we didn't...
damn stupid...

during chem...we were doing dis chemical crap...wad err...sth bout mixing...so we had 2 mix solutions...or chemicals...
1. copper II sulfate wif sodium hydroxide...d blue precipitate crap lah...
2. iron III sth...wif sodium hydroxide...d iron thing is YELLOW! it's d coulour of pee...damn gross...den add sodium hydroxide even grosser loh! it's like DIARRHOEA!!! like seriously loh...so we were like commenting away...when mrs loh said dis...
dis is not a PLANT! it can't hv diarrhoea!...(pause)
den i was like...PLANT?!?!??!
den everyone laugh
so mrs loh say again loh...dis is not an ANIMAL! it can't hv diarrhoea...den we keep on saying...

PRIVATE LIFE OF PLANTS! PRIVATE LIFE OF PLANTS! oh...u won't understand wad tat means do u...
but i don't care

LOL!

den got d chi speech competition...dlia didn't win...she got 2nd...d sec 1 girl got 3rd...n rachel tan got 1st...which she totally does not deserve it!
dlia n tat sec 1 girl memorised...their speech...rachel didn't...she made LITTLE eye contact...keep on looking at her cards...she does not hv any xpression...is it cuz she's SBC?!?!?!

tat's 4 lower sec...n i tink upper sec they damn bias...it's like they let d china girl who juz joined d mg family dis yr...or isit last yr...hmm...ANYWAY! they let her get 1st...i tot tat ying yen wld win...they juz bias lah...

2day's chi lesson is like d FUNNEST CHI LESSON EVER!!! why? CUZ TLL WS NOT IN CLASS!!!!! so d whole class were like slacking...even though lao shi say we hv 2 do zuo wen...n hand up by 2day...she's gona scold us tmr le...but i don't care XD hahahaha d whole class was like SLACKING!!! even d rap...ahahahaha! damn fun...

ok tat's all...bye.
yay
BCME XD (u won't understand)

2.4

2009-04-14T04:45:00.000-07:00

I PASSED 2.4!!! YAY!!! SO AMAZING!! C!! MIRACLES DO HAPPEN!!!
but my timing slowed le...last yr 14.31mins...dis yr 15.54mins...which is BAD! haiz...aft finish running...i started lying all over d flr in d sports complex...LOL! so i was there rolling around -.-
miss khoo help out in 2.4 2day...n she was DAMN FIERCE! quite scary...
sue-ann ran damn fast...but she slowed down aft her 5th round...yea...she's gd mans!
my kor kor's trick didn't work dis yr...it worked last yr...lol...not d willingness trick...another running trick XD

i took d pics of d chapel le! yay! done wif d job...yay.
so fun
wow
...

tmr my kor kor gona go canoeing le...competition...so fast...

tmr got d chi speech competition...n dlia feels nervous...n i tell her 2 go rehearse n rehearse...rehearse in front of her rm mates...or marissa...although she won't understand...lol...hahahaa...

tmr got history test...dis time i didn't promise ANYTHING TO MISS WONG!!! 4 common test she made me promise her tat i'll do well...in d end i juz pass...which is veri gd...cuz more den haf d class failed...=D...i didn't promise her anything dis time! i'm getting smarter...

mg technical staff damn un-efficient de...complain 2 dem tat our control panel can't work...they say OK! i'll go n check...n now? still can't...idiot...

i'm not going 2 post le...

N I'M GOING 4 BARE YOUR SOLE 2009! WHO ELSE IS GOING?!?!?!?!??!?

bye:)

EGGS

2009-04-13T03:40:00.000-07:00

Zhi Jun's screwed up card....

wanqi attempted 2 burn d sides like wad we did 2 xx's card...mel did his...it was SUCCESSFUL! but 4 wanqi...err....heh heh...failure...

Right: Egg which Daniel Yeo peeled... -.- Left: Egg which mathias drew on...

both veri lame XD

c d water flowing out?!?! yea...it's d water from d nxt nxt pic...

dis is when no one put their feet in yet....so it's BEFORE!

dis is aft they put their feet in...d yolk n white all...err....u no lah...whole water murky n gross...n us? d poor comm gota clean wanshui's fish tank up...it was GROSS!!!! REALLY!!! we gota scoop d smashed up eggs...n shells...

I WON'T B EATING EGGS 4 D REST OF D WK!!! OR MAYB EVEN MTH!!

STEPH say she's not eating eggs 4 mayb a yr...ki siao...

now u c...aft cleaning up...i won't eat eggs....

snjb is 靠女人吃饭的...it's owes like tat....

juz now was damn stupid...aft dinner...my bro came bk from sch...den my dad told my mum dis...

outside no fun...ok...den my mum was like...NO! 还有饭! like....LOL!!!

hahahaha...

JING YI YEO! i gota make things clear wif u...

u say i acting...like act blur during miss wong's lesson...like HELLO!?!?!? i've owes been blur...u juz duno me well enough...n oso...aren't i owes blur in other tchr's lessons!? so in conclusion...i'm not acting...n i really don't understand how 2 do d freakin SB questions which is like SHIT! yea so yea...hehe...don't b pissed...or offended...although i duno y u wld b...XD haha

ELLIOT IS SUPER CUTE!

(mel...is dis how u spell his name??)

ELEANOR OSO VERI CUTE!!!

(mel...is dis how u spell her name??? yes rite!!)

hahahahahaha!

tmr got PFT...n my stamina suck...hope i pass....n i can't do pull ups...i did 3 last yr...juz pass...den i told d lao shi i dowan do le...so b4 times up i leave le...XD XD XD

i tink i'll b doing 3 again dis yr bah...if not...4...max is 4! LOL! my sit ups oso lousier le...last time i could do 40++...now i can do like...29-32...die die die...

i seriously hope i'll pass tmr's 2.4...cuz i don't tink i can...but miracles do happen...

rmb...I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST WHO GIVES ME STRENGTH!

did i rmb correctly?

but yea...still...my bro taught me dis...

"...you supply the willingness, GOD supplies the POWER"

shiok rite...i'm going 2 rmb dis thing...i better pass man...

2day...i 4got wad's my name... =="

really loh... haha! damn stupid...

lol lol lol lol lol

i luv chapel!

cuz there's P&W!

i simply luv P&W! it's juz NICE!!!

i luv it!

haha

i was being random...

oh yea...i 4got...on sunday...we went 4 lunch...den aft me, steph n wanqi including d guys finish cleaning up d stupid tank...we went 4 lunch...den we saw my bro's clique in front...so sot was like..."can we don't go to 2 same place as dem to eat lunch!?"

so i ask my kor kor...where they going 2 eat...they say da lian...SO WE CAN GO MACS! YAY!

me n mel wanted 2 eat macs...wanqi n sot wanted 2 eat da lian...so we went 2 eat macs in d end....LOL!!!

oh yea! n pan pan said dis...wadeva food tat pass through my hands will taste veri gd...

he said tat cuz like 1 of d easter games was tat d comm wld mash up eggs...n den let d ppl guess how many eggs did we mash...so aft we mash...JUZ D EGGS! d whole rm STINK! like totally STINK! it was damn damn smelly...so me n steph went 2 d kitchen n went 2 get sesame oil, dark soy sauce n pepper...n pan pan was mixing all those crap...he said it sure nice de...aft d ppl taste it ah...cuz they guess wrongly...they say it tastes horrible...but jacomus say it's quite nice...rubbish loh...

we were damn zian loh...d no of eggs we mashed was 3 1/2...LOL! if daniel yeo didn't tell dem there mite b a haf...den i bet they won't no d correct amount de...LOL! vanessa wanted 2 guess 10! tat is like...WOAH! hahahahaha...mel n rachael guessed correctly...yay! but rachael still ate...LOL! hahahahaha

easter was err....yea...

oh n bout daniel yeo's fone...he super blur de...i took his fone...hid it...

he didn't realise...he went 2 eat his lunch...WITHOUT HIS FONE!!! so wanqi panicked...i duno y...not say panick lah..in a way...she is...so i guai guai listen 2 tz...went wif steph look 4 him...couldn't find him...so i called xx...he didn't pick up his fone...tat was b4 everything started..sharing...games...hven't start....ok den they came bk i return daniel yeo his fone...den during lunch...which is aft EVERYTHING! xx called bk n ask hu i am...n ask y i call him...

stupid

take so long 2 realise 2 miss calls...

ok i'm gona stop now...i tink i wrote a lot...yea...

BYE!

title-less

2009-04-10T20:26:00.000-07:00

how long hv i not posted??

i duno...

can't count...

anyway...shall i post bout all d days i didn't post??? leme tink...

no...i shan't...i'll juz post on random crap

ytd had comm meeting...which u can b quite sure...it's not a COMM meeting...mathias n pan pan didn't cum...so onli 4 of us...lol...i tink daniel yeo felt damn xtra...cuz it's like 3 girls n 1 boy...hahahaha! we were discussing bout tmr's programme...EASTER DAY!!! lol. so we were discussing...den i felt like eating ice cream...n it was storming outside....

OH OH! rewind.....i 4got say sth...i walked 2 church...we were SUPPOSED to meet at church...but church was close...no doors opened...i call wanqi...she didn't pick up...i call steph...wait damn long den pick up...dis 2 ah....*shakes head*...steph told me tat they at macs cuz church close...idiot...they didn't inform me...

well...wanqi CLAIMS tat she did....but i didn't receive...lol...so i made my way 2 macs...n i found out tat they didn't discuss AT ALL!!! steph told dem tat i had an idea in mind le...WHEN I DON"T! hahahaha

lol

so dumb...

we discussed...managed 2 squeeze out d games le...yay! congrats...den we started toking bout d comm...

we toked bout hu mite b in d new comm...

mathias will still hv his old position....me n steph upgrade...den pan pan will leave...wanqi n daniel oso...so left wf me, steph n mathias from d old comm...yay

daniel said tat d ftz is suppose 2 do all d work..while d tz will slack n supervise d ftz...BUT! it's d opposite now...i'm slacking like duno wad...n wanqi's like doing everything...so now i tink...she's tinking of throwing all d work to d rightful owner....

great...

i duno wad to tok bout le...oh oh! i rmb...

i went jogging downstairs my hse dis morning....can't rmb wad time...i tink 8...i slep l8 mahs...so i went downstairs...n started jogging...i gota train 4 pft...or sure fail de...

so i jogged...den run...den bk 2 jogging...den i pass by dis part of d "track" where there will b like ALOT of pigeons sitting a t d thingy...tat wall thingy...so it's quite scary...like they mite juz fly all at d same time...n my ALOT is really like ALOT!!! more den 20...squeeze tgt...so i jog SOFTLY...so they won't fly...

they r damn cute...really...i jog past dem...they didn't fly...i jog past le...den the WHOLE LOT OF THEM TOOK OFF! so it was like WHOOO!!!! dis more den 20 pigeons flew tgt...scary huh...l8r got bird shit...hahahaha! ok no more le...

bye

happy easter...

yay

sick n tired

2009-04-06T06:06:00.000-07:00

i'm sick n tired of sch...

sch juz suck

DJW? urghh!! the band juz totally ~~ROCK~~...nah...SUCK...hate it hate it hate it...it was great last yr...bad bad bad...d songs they chose r like...HUH??? wad songs r those!?!?Janice say they are OLD songs...n they were playing wif rock music...

-.-

den they all cram up at on corner...AND I DUNO WHY....it's juz SOO weird...veri veri weird...so they were all so crammy...how do u spell tat! like..eeyerr!!!

ms newall's in a bad mood 2day...so am i... :/ sianz...
lao shi was like urhh...bad mood 2...i guess?
mrs chen was like...SAME SAME!!! BAD MOOD!! she made us stay...wad er..."GIRLS! just giv me 1 more min...n i'll b done"...n dis wld repeat like duno how many times...so in d end..accumulate...

almost all d tchrs were in bad mood...miss wong was not...until we made her angry...cuz no 1 listens 2 her...so she almost killed my marker...no no...not we...is actually...xinyi n azura...keep on toking..tok n tok n tok...no respect...bad ppl...BAD PPL!

my brain was not working well 2day...i couldn't tink AT ALL! when tchr ask anything...i went..."...huh...???" den i duno wad 2 ans n i feel agitated n wana scream...is dis sum sign 4 sth?!?!?

GOSH!

i gota make myself happy...wad makes me happy? leme c...chocs? no no...i'm getting a sore throat le...sweets? no no...i ate lots last wk...FRUITS!!! YES!! FRUITS!!! M-A-N-G-O!! PASSION FRUIT!!!! yes yes yes!!! these 2 fruits make me happy!!!

MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT
MANGO
PASSION FRUIT

oh no...i finished dem ytd...

*groan*
i don't care...i'm gona slp now...i'm prepared 2 die tmr...in ms newall's hands...or chen's...i DON'T CARE LE!!!

someone make me happy...make me laugh...as in real laugh...not juz...er...haha...liedat.... :)

prayer

2009-04-05T04:48:00.001-07:00

SNJB!
REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO!!
PRAY HARD! VERY HARD! FOR YOU KNOW WHO!
BETTER DO IT AH!!

hahahaha...daniel seow was our...guest speaker...2day...lolz!
den grace came
wif her bf...no no...FIANCE!
n den i duno wad happen...grace said sth..den she continue saying...hahaha my bf so shy...
LOL!!!
so lame...her bf really do looks like the...studious type...很会读书的人...really...haha!

we ate lunch downstairs my hse 2day...cuz raining damn heavily...
nth nice to say le lah...
oh oh!!
my dear dear ah ma is going bk tmr...i'm going airport too!! yay!!!
wonder when she'll cum bk...hope is...soon...

ok bye...needa chiong hw...

blood

2009-04-04T07:30:00.000-07:00

LOL!
i cut myself...
accidentally
by dis....thing...idk wad tat freakin thing is...wad is it??
lol...
bleed...so got blood...den stain my shirt...wif blood...crap!

WE FINISH THE SCRIPT! YAY!

we still hven't go collect our merit prize HAHA! we were suppose 2 collect it like d wk aft march hols...but i guess we didn't...the prize is like damn...damn...sth...we got tab 2.2 software...wth is tat!?!? we wanted SAKAE!!!! i wan sakae...i wan sakae!! den oso hv xbox360, psp, n sum other stuff...all veri nice de...we didn't get it... :((

MY WK WAS BAD! like VERY VERY BAD!! u no how 2 spell BAD! leme teach u..

B-A-D
BAD!
B
A
D
BAD!!

2day got parents-tchr meeting...n my mum don't like lao shi...she say lao shi veri zuai...haha! so now i know mummy don't like lao shi...~~yay~~...

n my mum got scared...by ms newall's eyes...big...n my dad says tat those eyes r fake...cuz they seem like it's not in d socket...LOL! like anytime will pop out liedat...they not used 2 it lah...2H use 2 it le XD

i'm damn tired le...
mel...get well soon...
sot...get well soon...
steph...stay healthy(i tink)...
17...stay healthy...
jin...err....stay healthy? i duno wad happen 2 her xD i feel so mean...
n i gota stop injuring myself...XD especially during PE!!

BYE!
GOOD NITE EVERYONE!

emoing

2009-04-03T06:57:00.000-07:00

gosh mans...i'm emoing once again...i'm get pissed off damn easily...i'm irritated...n angry...
i simply hate tat ***** she's such a FREAK!! no no...she worse den a freak...she anyhow scold me de...den i get damn pissed n hv got d feeling like i want 2 juz go rite in front of her n scream at her...but i know tat's totally impossible...arghh!
she told us we needa buy graph paper n get a long ruler...den i juz like commented like err...oh! i broke my ruler! den i laugh...den she said dis...
"BUY LAH!" in like d veri arrogant tone...wth man...fine loH!! i know u rich...but not every1 is...tat freaking idiot asshole..
i duno how i'm gona survive wif her 4 d rest of d yr...oh gosh...someone save me from dis thing...

i'm veri irritated by dis person...veri angry wif tat person...
i'm hating my class le...

oh ya! mrs chong gave us an early easter present...cuz asha's going thailand tmr 4 golf competition...she pro sia...play 4 malaysia...
mrs chong gave us tootsies candy...i duno wad's tat...haha!...iszit sum ang moh brand??! it is rite! yea o rite...

sianzz

2009-04-01T05:15:00.000-07:00

I HATE MY NEW EZ-LINK CARD!!!!

I'M gona make my font colour blue :D
yay!
i seriously hate my new ez-link card...it sucks loh! like shit liedat...lucky onli until 2011...PHEW! haha...i'm damn angry wif dis person hu juz make me really angry...GRRR!!

ROAR!

haha! so random...i ate curry 4 dinner...it's DELICIOUS!

actually i hv nth nice 2 post bout...i juz hope tat i can survive through dis wk...
i'm like getting sad again...:( :( :(
i'm scared of lao shi now...she seems like...she don't like me loh...den ms newall...i don't care bout her lah!
ppl like envy us...cuz we got ms newall...n hope tat they can b in her class...while WE!? juz wana get out of her class ASAP!!! like wtcrap!

2day april fools'...sianz
not really anything fun...gosh i'm sad again...
i felt like tearing dis morning...but of cuz...i dowan 2 scare miss wong like d previous time...i tink she really got shocked...like my class kena shock...like...yea...
i dowan emo again lah!
but i tink i'm starting to emo again...
i learnt sth really interesting 2day...yea seriously...it's VERY VERY INTERESTING!!!
i laugh n laugh n laugh n laugh! when i learnt d interesting news...
i'm sad...n sad...n sad...mood swing bah...i hope it'll go away from me veri soon...i'm so sick of dis...wish me luck 4 tmr's home ed practical...i wana get a gd mark...it affects my overall dis yr...sianz...

:(

un-emo

2009-03-30T04:34:00.000-07:00

i've stop emoing le...
yay!
happy rite... :))
tmr i'm gona ask lao shi if she noes d ABC song...HAHAHA!! my kor kor shared it wif me 2day...damn stupid...

I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!
congrat me mans!
i FINALLY understood basic algebra...my foundation is like SCREWED loh...but yea...sum i still not veri sure...
U ROCK WANQI!!
mrs chen was happy wif me 2day :D
cuz i keep on toking in class...as in 2 her...like answering d questions she ask...CORRECTLY!!!
i think i'm falling sick le...like my face feels damn hot...den i wan 2 puke...den keep on achoo-ing...den got flam...(how 2 spell!?!?) tat's how u pronounce it....
den i'm damn pissed wif marissa 2day...i'm like TOTALLY PISSED OFF!
she was llike hving dis weird weird voice in d morning...which i tink is totally fake! cuz aft recess she told miss wong dis
"she's dahlia mah!"
in her own USUAL voice...so it's like she was acting...den she keep quiet don't tok...den keep on pressuring me bout idiot stuffs...
"ehh! so how? so how? so how?"
like HELLO!!!?!?!??! like wld i KNOW!? smart ppl wld know that i duno...
in conclusion...marissa's an idiot...yay!
sumore...she ask me 2 tink of HOW!? during chapel...like pls! everytime chapel...i'm immersed in my own world of worshipping GOD...haha!

i found mini staple bullets 2day :D belongs 2 my grandma! found dem in sum box...XD quite cute...

ytd...i was complaining 2 dlia...n she was complaining 2 me...haha! it was juz so SHUANG!!! SHIOK!!! wah....

2day...i took dlia's bag xD...den walk 2 d concourse...find my sis...so i was carrying 2 bags...dlia didn't care...i tink she tot tat i sure return the bag bk 2 her de...but i didn't show any sign of tat...i saw my sis...ask her go canteen...pass by dlia n frens...den dlia saw me...walking in2 canteen...panick...chase aft me....grab d bag...n i started screaming away...n i duno y...den she got her bag bk...i took her bottle instead...den i walk away...she panick again...cuz i'm at d carpark now...so she was shouting away...
"DAHLIA!! DAHLIA!!!"
liedat...den i balanced her bottle on sum crappy thing...cuz i tot tat my mum is sure 2 ask me wad i'm doing wif dis random pink bottle...so i balance loh! den i left...dlia walk away...n i shouted "LOSER" n we laugh...

----end of story----

NO I FORGOT!!! my hand started bleeding...cuz d bag strap thing like keep on scrap against my skin...(i didn't realise it was tat rough...i don't rmb it being tat rough) but yea...so red stuff ooooozzzeee out of my skin...thick thick de...quite cool...den iwas staring at my blood drip down my hand...not a lot lah...a little bit onli lah...as in little...not veri little but still LITTLE BIT! so yea...den in d end blood drip n stained my pinafore..sianz...lucky can't c...phew...d huge plaster so irritating...i'm so gona rip it of like NOW!

ok shit....d plaster stuck on my hair...so i'll take a long time...since d plaster's HUGE...sianz...i'm gona stop posting! :))

2009-03-29T03:48:00.000-07:00

BIG NEWS SNJB!!!

angel's in LOVE
xD

wif hu? wif NOAH!!!
according 2 my sis...they were holding hands n swinging their hands like duno wad...haha!
dianne ah dianne...u better watch out ah....
xDD
yu hui...don't feel hurt
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